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Comfy Fleece Sweater
Apr 2, 2013
Probation
Can't post for 38 hours!


I'm glued to youtube watching the worst of the worst criminals being brought to justice (bail bond fugitives)
what is wrong with me

Husband ditches the wife when she's going to jail lol
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Td_ZzDcRiTo

DEADLY SURPRISE DURING FELONY CAPTURE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0QgN__cBwLQ

BAD BLONDE GIRL IS OUT OF CONTROL
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XrLgog0dOy8

I sort of wanna marry that black girl in this episode:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RE9pOzwAujg

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OeSbuZiidEU

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Pawn 17
Dec 17, 2000

> access main security grid
access: PERMISSION DENIED.





Grimey Drawer

I thought this was going to be a Doug thead.

Meredith Baxter-Burnout
Jul 4, 2003

Let the KIDS!!! eat what they want!..LOL..Come on out to Doobie's!


Pawn 17 posted:

I thought this was going to be a Doug thead.

John_A_Tallon
Nov 22, 2000

Oh my! Check out that mitre!


Doug Funny as Patty Mayonnaise's ineffective but lovable assistant as she does all the real work tracking down bond jumpers could be fun. See if you can get Disney to OK it.

Junkfist
Oct 7, 2004

FRIEND?

I don't know what this is but this does not seem very real at all sir.

John_A_Tallon
Nov 22, 2000

Oh my! Check out that mitre!


It would be better if they were cartoons, instead of just acting like cartoons.

amusinginquiry
Nov 8, 2009



College Slice

Prank videos are getting complex

Murray Mantoinette
Jun 11, 2005

THE  POSTS  MUST  FLOW

Clapping Larry

Pawn 17 posted:

I thought this was going to be a Doug thead.

Alucard
Mar 11, 2002


Good to see she's finally getting back on her feet after what Doug did to her.

rap music
Mar 11, 2006



Fun Shoe

isn't this show all paid actors op

LMAO his name is really patty mayonnaise

Ride The Gravitron
May 2, 2008
Probation
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Pawn 17 posted:

I thought this was going to be a Doug thead.

Fartbox
Apr 27, 2017
Probation
Can't post for 21 days!


I don't get this at all, they dont seem like real people

Gay Weed Dad
Jul 12, 2016

cool dude, flyin' high


I became aroused when he and the woman in the 1st segment were wrestling on the car. This is a horrible show and I hate it; it would be perfect for TruTV.

Pound_Coin
Feb 5, 2004
£



OOOHHH EEEEEE OOOOOHHH KILLER TOOO FOOOOOOO



Pawn 17 posted:

I thought this was going to be a Doug thead.

steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011
Now you gotta spend money to get all your stupid gang tags back.


Soiled Meat

I hope he gets shot.

Over There
Jun 28, 2013

BIRD CREW


These all look like Pornos

Good soup!
Nov 1, 2010

i take all that's mine
i've been playing this game well before your time



Lipstick Apathy

these are incredibly loving lame

Bust Rodd
Oct 21, 2008



Iím every woman in perfect hair and make up in a skintight club outfit waiting at home to be arrested

Pochoclo
Feb 4, 2008
I like bread



Grimey Drawer

How is it legal or sane in any way for people to just become bounty hunters and go around arresting wanted criminals?

What if the criminal has a gun or something, are you just gonna let a civilian without backup or training handle that situation? Police forces exist for a reason, for all their flaws.

Mega64
May 23, 2008

Shucks...


Grimey Drawer

Pochoclo posted:

How is it legal or sane in any way for people to just become bounty hunters and go around arresting wanted criminals?

What if the criminal has a gun or something, are you just gonna let a civilian without backup or training handle that situation? Police forces exist for a reason, for all their flaws.

You say that like it's a bad thing these loonies might get shot.

Squish
Nov 22, 2007

Unrelenting.

Lipstick Apathy

So, is it confirmed that this show is completely fake and acted or is that lunatic actually allowed to go around flailing a loaded weapon like a police inspired LARPer?

Gay Weed Dad
Jul 12, 2016

cool dude, flyin' high


Pochoclo posted:

How is it legal or sane in any way for people to just become bounty hunters and go around arresting wanted criminals?

What if the criminal has a gun or something, are you just gonna let a civilian without backup or training handle that situation? Police forces exist for a reason, for all their flaws.

It is actually a super grey area: they arn't protected or restricted the same as the police. Bounty hunters don't have to read Miranda rights, get warrants or anything of the sort. At the same rate, assaulting a bounty hunter is no different than assaulting any other person who accosts you so its truly insane.

Squish posted:

So, is it confirmed that this show is completely fake and acted or is that lunatic actually allowed to go around flailing a loaded weapon like a police inspired LARPer?

While it is staged, bounty hunters most certainly behave that way

Pound_Coin
Feb 5, 2004
£



Squish posted:

So, is it confirmed that this show is completely fake and acted or is that lunatic actually allowed to go around flailing a loaded weapon like a police inspired LARPer?

These particular cases are staged, but the practice is real.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bail_bondsman

You can do it in the states and the Philippines, there's currently a movement to ban it in the states as it's corrupt as gently caress and boils down to hunting poor people for cash.

steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011
Now you gotta spend money to get all your stupid gang tags back.


Soiled Meat

Mega64 posted:

You say that like it's a bad thing these loonies might get shot.

I hope you are talking about the bounty hunters.

Pound_Coin
Feb 5, 2004
£



It doesnt even matter if you're the right person either, bounty hunters arent that picky.

Raspberry Jam It In Me
Oct 29, 2011



I'm putting this thread under citizen arrest

Comfy Fleece Sweater
Apr 2, 2013
Probation
Can't post for 38 hours!


Raspberry Jam It In Me posted:

I'm putting this thread under citizen arrest

Good luck with that, you canít arrest me, a sovereign citizen, or rather the legal entity comprised of me

Blue Train
Jun 17, 2012



Pochoclo posted:

How is it legal or sane in any way for people to just become bounty hunters and go around arresting wanted criminals?

What if the criminal has a gun or something, are you just gonna let a civilian without backup or training handle that situation? Police forces exist for a reason, for all their flaws.

Nbd the bounty hunters are armed

https://nypost.com/2017/05/03/7-bou...g-at-wrong-car/

Gimbal lock
Dec 28, 2008

Incoming top secret message:
I love you


Biscuit Hider

gently caress this guy, police wannabe mother fucker

Lawrence Gilchrist
Mar 31, 2010



Bust Rodd posted:

Iím every woman in perfect hair and make up in a skintight club outfit waiting at home to be arrested

stop quoting whitney houston lyrics

Angelwolf
Jul 2, 2006

because fuck you that's why


Pawn 17 posted:

I thought this was going to be a Doug thead.

Lawrence Gilchrist
Mar 31, 2010



there's no fu-cking way this guy was born with the name Patty Mayo. tell me it's a pseudonym for the scripted reality show. tell me he changed it for the show, or for his side gig rap battling at the elks club.

warez
Mar 13, 2003

HOLA FANTA DONT CHA WANNA?

Lawrence Gilchrist posted:

there's no fu-cking way this guy was born with the name Patty Mayo. tell me it's a pseudonym for the scripted reality show. tell me he changed it for the show, or for his side gig rap battling at the elks club.

I went to school with an Kaleb Mayo, so someone being named Patrick Mayo isnít that much of a stretch

FuhrerHat
Feb 26, 2004
THE INTERNET PAID ME TO FUCK A HIGH SCHOOL MIDGET


Junkfist posted:

I don't know what this is but this does not seem very real at all sir.

none of the bylaw reality shows are real
no reality shows are real
no television is real
nothing is real

Cough Drop The Beat
Jan 22, 2012

It's your HPV, Veronica. I'm just carrying it.

Pawn 17 posted:

I thought this was going to be a Doug thead.

Matryoshka SexDoll
Feb 24, 2016

Encapsulated Indulgence


I'm certain that the man who produced "vibrating panties on girlfriend in front of family prank" is also a professional and respected bail bondsman, and nobody will tell me different.

Comfy Fleece Sweater
Apr 2, 2013
Probation
Can't post for 38 hours!


Lawrence Gilchrist posted:

there's no fu-cking way this guy was born with the name Patty Mayo. tell me it's a pseudonym for the scripted reality show. tell me he changed it for the show, or for his side gig rap battling at the elks club.

Canít handle the Mayo, get outta the kitchen

Matryoshka SexDoll
Feb 24, 2016

Encapsulated Indulgence


It's a pretty good creepy nerd fantasy though. He legally bullies and gropes pretty women. Only to then steal their weed under the guise of helping them out.

Beefeater
May 17, 2003

I'm hungry.


Hair Elf

Matryoshka SexDoll posted:

I'm certain that the man who produced "vibrating panties on girlfriend in front of family prank" is also a professional and respected bail bondsman, and nobody will tell me different.

Hey man, it can't be all business all the time for those guys. Bail bondsmen have to cut loose now and then too.

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Korthal
May 26, 2011

Survey says...

Patty Mayonnaise's dad is in a wheelchair, but he's ripped so he's probably a glass half full guy.

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