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Noblesse Obliged
Apr 7, 2012



It's going to rule so hard when urban cycling advocates have to watch their bike lanes become amazon and domino delivery bot lanes

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My Linux Rig
Mar 27, 2010


Wicker Man posted:

It's certainly better than seeing the accusing look in the eyes of the 50-60 year old pizza delivery guy that can tell I'm baked.

or the eyes of a pizza delivery guy that’s as baked as I am

Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

You may remember me from such films as I, Socialist and No, Mom! I'm Too Busy Educating the Proletariat to Clean My Room! anyway, read some dumb words here ->


Noblesse Obliged posted:

It's going to rule so hard when urban cycling advocates have to watch their bike lanes become amazon and domino delivery bot lanes

meat police
Nov 14, 2015



Stexils posted:

dear diary: got friend zoned by the pizza car

lol

Papa Emeritus III
Jul 7, 2017

Come together. Together as one.

COMRADES posted:

Alternate scenario: you have a double! You're one of the few closing drivers so you get sent off on a double that wouldn't fly during a rush - it will take you ~30 minutes to get done depending on the road. Probably 10 minutes to get the first done and then 10 minutes to the next one then 10 minutes back. Doesn't matter which you take first, you'll be back at the store in the same amount of time.

One you know tips $5 every time, one never tips. Which one do you take first?

Take the tipper first. Buy beer with tip. Drink beer on route to delivery of no tipper. Burp in that tightwads face when you hand over the pizza.

Novo
May 13, 2003

Stercorem pro cerebro habes

sure it seems silly to say thanks to a car but there's nothing dumb about being grateful for what you have

next time you drive home from work, thank your car for doing a good job. or at least be thankful. your life will be better for it.

i don't have kids but if I did I'd make sure they didn't take the pizza robot for granted

myDad
Jan 20, 2010

ce n'est pas ma mère

College Slice

Noblesse Obliged posted:

It's going to rule so hard when urban cycling advocates have to watch their bike lanes become amazon and domino delivery bot lanes

Cyclists are already an endangered species, I fear they may go the way of the dodo soon

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017


myDad posted:

Cyclists are already an endangered species, I fear they may go the way of the dodo soon

heh, they ARE pretty stupid. good joke dad

Noblesse Obliged
Apr 7, 2012



myDad posted:

Cyclists are already an endangered species, I fear they may go the way of the dodo soon

Maybe if they stayed in protected areas they wouldn't keep getting poached

Soon there will be a picture of a bunch of soldiers with ak47s standing around the last one. As it blindly meanders around in its stupid looking shorts bumping into things

To ensure it is not disturbed the soldiers dress up as traffic signs and stop lights which it's primitive eyes cannot detect.

Noblesse Obliged
Apr 7, 2012



Cyclist are the 30 foot rule guys on YouTube charging into a hail of bullets saying the blade is a nobler method of warfare

fbsw
Mar 3, 2016


I always say please and thank you to friends' Alexas and poo poo. I don't know, it doesn't hurt being nice.

fbsw
Mar 3, 2016


I think i might have to friend zone my roomba

Noblesse Obliged
Apr 7, 2012



fbsw posted:

I always say please and thank you to friends' Alexas and poo poo. I don't know, it doesn't hurt being nice.

I call my Alexa a whore and tell her she will never gather data in this town again if she says anything. But I do that to all my electronics. Yes even my #wiitoo

Noblesse Obliged
Apr 7, 2012



fbsw posted:

I think i might have to friend zone my roomba

Thats a good way to have a self carrying printer

Angelwolf
Jul 2, 2006

This wolf is also an angel but it doesn't have a halo


Mega64
May 23, 2008


Grimey Drawer

Novo posted:

sure it seems silly to say thanks to a car but there's nothing dumb about being grateful for what you have

next time you drive home from work, thank your car for doing a good job. or at least be thankful. your life will be better for it.

i don't have kids but if I did I'd make sure they didn't take the pizza robot for granted

“Oh heavenly pizza car, we thank you for the bounty you’ve brought us here tonight.”

Testvan
Nov 10, 2003
Tenaciously

I am not going to leave my house if I order a pizza delivered, this concept is fatally flawed.

null
Feb 19, 2003


Fun Shoe

robotic dog stole my slice

hackbunny
Jul 22, 2007

Slayer of the Eyepyramid


fbsw posted:

I think i might have to friend zone my roomba

getting more relevant by the minute

JnnyThndrs
May 29, 2001

HERE ARE THE FUCKING TOWELS


Jesus, I’ve been on this site for 17 years, I know better than to click links.

SCROTO TURBOSPERG
Jan 21, 2007

Suck the shit out of my own asshole, please

Im gonna steal the car.

SCROTO TURBOSPERG
Jan 21, 2007

Suck the shit out of my own asshole, please

Or better yet, I am gonna tip the driverless car.

I mean, im not gonna give it money or anything. I am just gonna try to flip it on its side to disable it. And i'll be wearing a 15 dollar hoodie while i do it, negating the very expensive camera system im sure it has.

veiled boner fuel
Oct 21, 2015


Cnut the Great posted:

I was a pizza delivery driver and I delivered perennial non-tippers' pizzas exactly the same way I delivered everyone else's. You basically make it up entirely on the occasional big orders, so who cares? That's the job.

I was also a pizza delivery driver and a lot of people tasted my ball sweat. That’s the job.

Grevling
Dec 18, 2016


veiled boner fuel posted:

I was also a pizza delivery driver and a lot of people tasted my ball sweat. That’s the job.

So it was a popular choice of topping?

Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008

Silent Majority
The Enforcer


Grimey Drawer

I thought our pool robot was cute until it continually tried to murder me and my friends and I realized I had to change its diaper

OMFG FURRY
Jul 10, 2006

[snarky comment]

fbsw posted:

I always say please and thank you to friends' Alexas and poo poo. I don't know, it doesn't hurt being nice.

you are treating Alexa as a better when you do that

Angelwolf
Jul 2, 2006

This wolf is also an angel but it doesn't have a halo



Everything I thought I know about the home appliances of the future was wrong.

I will never gently caress my toaster. Or coffee machine.

myDad
Jan 20, 2010

ce n'est pas ma mère

College Slice


Lol

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015


Novo posted:

sure it seems silly to say thanks to a car but there's nothing dumb about being grateful for what you have

next time you drive home from work, thank your car for doing a good job. or at least be thankful. your life will be better for it.

i don't have kids but if I did I'd make sure they didn't take the pizza robot for granted

That's just weird animism and I'm all for it. Don't forget to leave out a piece of 'za for the house elves.

Better Fred Than Dead
Jan 1, 2006

"I'm gay"


Fallen Rib

quote:

"I love things!" she sobbed. "Objects, possessions, toys, appliances, furniture... I love them all!"

Better Fred Than Dead
Jan 1, 2006

"I'm gay"


Fallen Rib

gdi
https://i.imgur.com/FOTj7wJ_d.jpg?m...fidelity=medium

Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008

Silent Majority
The Enforcer


Grimey Drawer

Colonel Cancer posted:

That's just weird animism and I'm all for it. Don't forget to leave out a piece of 'za for the house elves.

My dad apparently was petting our Plymouth family van and didn't want to leave it at the junk yard when had to get rid of it in the 90s because apparently a belt had broken in the engine months before hand and it somehow managed to run without breaking down until than and it had been a trustworthy vehicle that took care of us as a family for like ten years

Away all Goats
Jul 5, 2005

Have you seen my glasses


thank you for not starting the robot revolution, pizza bot

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017


Aesop Poprock posted:

My dad apparently was petting our Plymouth family van and didn't want to leave it at the junk yard when had to get rid of it in the 90s because apparently a belt had broken in the engine months before hand and it somehow managed to run without breaking down until than and it had been a trustworthy vehicle that took care of us as a family for like ten years

the very van in which you were conceived

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Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008

Silent Majority
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Grimey Drawer

Milo and POTUS posted:

the very van in which you were conceived

If anything that makes it more heartwarming

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