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Literally A Person
May 17, 2017


I don't know, like, write entire diatribes about eating the butt or something. Or like, post a funny image that isn't related to anything. You know, something that in any other thread would be a stupid shitpost.

https://i.imgur.com/bapVjfj.mp4

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Cubone
May 26, 2011

Because it never leaves its bedroom, no one has ever seen this poster's real face.

Yams Fan

this has potential but you're putting people on the spot

shitposting comes from the moment. it's like when you say "say something funny" to somebody. few things are funny in a vacuum so at best their response is probably going to be a funny reaction to being told to say something funny- often the obvious joke of saying something that's not funny at all, because it creates a surreal subversion of expectations. so, it follows that if you ask for a shitpost, but the shitpostingest thing you're going to get is a weird non-shitpost about shitposting that becomes increasingly and irretrievably postmodern and self-referencing as it goes on until the joke is basically unsalvagable and it just comes to an abrupt e

Kuato
Feb 25, 2005

500 GOOD DOGS/COMFY FLEECE SWEATER ALT ACCOUNT

Buglord

Cubone posted:

this has potential but you're putting people on the spot

shitposting comes from the moment. it's like when you say "say something funny" to somebody. few things are funny in a vacuum so at best their response is probably going to be a funny reaction to being told to say something funny, which is usually the obvious joke of saying something that's not funny at all. so, it follows that if you ask for a shitpost, but the shitpostingest thing you're going to get is a weird non-shitpost about shitposting that becomes increasingly and irretrievably postmodern and self-referencing as it goes on until the joke is basically unsalvagable and it just comes to an abrupt e

Lauroon Kyanka
Sep 17, 2017

*trips on a ladybug*

*dies of old age*


i would love to know where the heck the whole BRIGHT EYES thing came from. they always crack me up

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jazzyhattrick
Jul 1, 2010

Screw you OP, ain't nobody gonna change my avatar.

EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A VHS INTO THE SLOT. ITS CHRONICLES OF RIDDICK AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I START DOING THE MOVES ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, RIDDICK. I DO EVERY MOVE AND I DO EVERY MOVE HARD. MAKIN WHOOSHING SOUNDS WHEN I SLAM DOWN SOME NECRO BASTARDS OR EVEN WHEN I MESS UP TECHNIQUE. NOT MANY CAN SAY THEY ESCAPED THE GALAXYS MOST DANGEROUS PRISON. I CAN. I SAY IT AND I SAY IT OUTLOUD EVERYDAY TO PEOPLE IN MY COLLEGE CLASS AND ALL THEY DO IS PROVE PEOPLE IN COLLEGE CLASS CAN STILL BE IMMATURE JEKRS. AND IVE LEARNED ALL THE LINES AND IVE LEARNED HOW TO MAKE MYSELF AND MY APARTMENT LESS LONELY BY SHOUTING EM ALL. 2 HOURS INCLUDING WIND DOWN EVERY MORNIng

1redflag
Feb 15, 2012

I'm accidentally a suicide bomber!


First post

Mega64
May 23, 2008

Shucks...


Grimey Drawer

gently caress

Literally A Person
May 17, 2017


Cubone posted:

this has potential but you're putting people on the spot

shitposting comes from the moment. it's like when you say "say something funny" to somebody. few things are funny in a vacuum so at best their response is probably going to be a funny reaction to being told to say something funny- often the obvious joke of saying something that's not funny at all, because it creates a surreal subversion of expectations. so, it follows that if you ask for a shitpost, but the shitpostingest thing you're going to get is a weird non-shitpost about shitposting that becomes increasingly and irretrievably postmodern and self-referencing as it goes on until the joke is basically unsalvagable and it just comes to an abrupt e

Lauroon Kyanka
Sep 17, 2017

*trips on a ladybug*

*dies of old age*


1redflag posted:

First post

i would also like to know what the very first post was here on SA? what did it say, and is it still true to this day?

Kuato
Feb 25, 2005

500 GOOD DOGS/COMFY FLEECE SWEATER ALT ACCOUNT

Buglord

Lauroon Kyanka posted:

i would love to know where the heck the whole BRIGHT EYES thing came from. they always crack me up



Heh, good one Krusty!

paul_soccer10
Mar 28, 2016


Go back 2 i assume getting run out of fyad

my dog died im sad
Jun 29, 2015



1redflag
Feb 15, 2012

I'm accidentally a suicide bomber!


Condolences from the gold mine

givepatajob
Apr 8, 2003

One finds that this is the best of all possible worlds.



Dinosaur Gum

I'm gay

Sid Vicious
Jan 1, 2017

It's something unpredictable,but in the end is right, I hope you had the time of your life


I love to suck dicks and chew bubblegum and I'm all out of teeth

Literally A Person
May 17, 2017


https://i.imgur.com/NRaxX6a.mp4

Neutrino
Mar 8, 2006



Fallen Rib

ʇsodʇᴉɥs

Literally A Person
May 17, 2017


Neutrino posted:

ʇsodʇᴉɥs

Moxxis Endowment
Dec 11, 2017

by Nyc_Tattoo


Last night I went to the bathroom pretending to poo but actually I was hiding from my wife so I could fap to this catgirl:

Literally A Person
May 17, 2017


Literally A Person
May 17, 2017


I don't know why but I'm strangely proud of that shitpostery.

fruit BOO!ts
Oct 15, 2012

Happy Haunting!

Biscuit Hider

Lauroon Kyanka posted:

i would also like to know what the very first post was here on SA? what did it say, and is it still true to this day?

ďHey everyone. I know we donít allow welcome posts but itís my site so I figured it was ok hahaha

Anyway I just wanted to say hi and anyway letís all be nice and just have a good time. I know vBulletin is kind of a dead end platform but this just for now until we work out something more permanent. Anyway Iím going to turn this over to some good friends of mine radium and Schmorky, they wanted to say a few words and you know this site wouldnít be anything without them.Ē

Moxxis Endowment
Dec 11, 2017

by Nyc_Tattoo


Is this a cat or a rabbit?

Literally A Person
May 17, 2017


spinderella
Jul 15, 2017



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Literally A Person
May 17, 2017



Literal interpretations are always accepted in my threads.

Get it!?

Lauroon Kyanka
Sep 17, 2017

*trips on a ladybug*

*dies of old age*


fruit on the bottom posted:

ďHey everyone. I know we donít allow welcome posts but itís my site so I figured it was ok hahaha

Anyway I just wanted to say hi and anyway letís all be nice and just have a good time. I know vBulletin is kind of a dead end platform but this just for now until we work out something more permanent. Anyway Iím going to turn this over to some good friends of mine radium and Schmorky, they wanted to say a few words and you know this site wouldnít be anything without them.Ē

i hope rad and schmo are doing okay.

fruit BOO!ts
Oct 15, 2012

Happy Haunting!

Biscuit Hider

I think rad works for the government so this whole Russia thing is probably his fault

unpleasantly turgid
Jul 6, 2016

Oh gee oh golly oh god fucking damnit


Moxxis Endowment posted:

Last night I went to the bathroom pretending to poo but actually I was hiding from my wife so I could fap to this catgirl:



Picnic Princess
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die




The Dennis System
Aug 4, 2014

Nothing in Jurassic World is natural, we have always filled gaps in the genome with the DNA of other animals. And if the genetic code was pure, many of them would look quite different. But you didn't ask for reality, you asked for more teeth.


CHUCKíS FEED AND SEED.

CAN NOT PUKE
Nov 25, 2017

by FactsAreUseless


Tinfoil Papercut
Jul 27, 2016

Nod sympathizer


This is my gif analogy of the 2016 US Presidential Election:

mind the walrus
Sep 22, 2006




it doesn't do anything thats the beauty of it

EorayMel
May 29, 2015

You got the fluffy kitty kitty!

idiot deers they get horny and have sex with each other and lay 30,000 deer eggs and suddenly your smashing into them on your motorcycle or chasing your dog around while it sprints desperately away hauling half a deer carcass. when i was a kid i had to sit around at dusk and shoot deer with an air rifle so they wouldnt eat all the tamaters. i had to slit a deer throat after it got tangled up in a barbed wire fence like a retard. every member of my immediate family has killed a deer with an automobile. you dont even need to hunt them anymore theyre more than capable of killing themselves and theres always about 7 or 8 little bambis ready to replace them. kill all the deer and eat their flesh is whatnibalways say

Over There
Jun 28, 2013



EorayMel posted:

idiot deers they get horny and have sex with each other and lay 30,000 deer eggs and suddenly your smashing into them on your motorcycle or chasing your dog around while it sprints desperately away hauling half a deer carcass. when i was a kid i had to sit around at dusk and shoot deer with an air rifle so they wouldnt eat all the tamaters. i had to slit a deer throat after it got tangled up in a barbed wire fence like a retard. every member of my immediate family has killed a deer with an automobile. you dont even need to hunt them anymore theyre more than capable of killing themselves and theres always about 7 or 8 little bambis ready to replace them. kill all the deer and eat their flesh is whatnibalways say



realistic terraria mod looking good

CAN NOT PUKE
Nov 25, 2017

by FactsAreUseless



reported

Bert Roberge
Nov 28, 2003



Club Sandwich
May 25, 2012


Neutrino posted:

ʇsodʇᴉɥs

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Papa Emeritus III
Jul 7, 2017

[A MESSAGE FROM THE CLERGY]

Dat's Pussy Trap, bitch!

Deal with it.


poo poo. Now I have that song "YOU PUT MY HAND UP ON YOUR HIP, WHEN YOU DIP - I DIP - WE DIP" song in my head because of this.

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