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Club Sandwich
May 25, 2012


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Spinster
Jul 15, 2017

2.7 times a lady



I see Goatse. You've ruined me.

fruit on the bottom
Oct 15, 2012



College Slice

Hell, thereís a ring and everything

Mega64
May 23, 2008

What to do when I felt lonely...

That was the only thing you couldn't teach me.

But we need to figure out the answer for ourselves...


Grimey Drawer

Imagine coming home to see your spouse watching some porn while wearing a diaper. You see what is happening, but for the moment your mind refuses to process this possibility. Thus for a brief moment, your spouse is simultaneously wearing and not wearing a diaper. Then you either accept the truth and flee/bang your spouse anyway or live in denial and never speak of it again.

This phenomenom is known as SchrŲdinger's Diaper Fetish.

OMGVBFLOL
Dec 20, 2003


macdonal hamborkles
Mar 29, 2010
text

stand back fellas, I got this.

Sue Eastside
Sep 1, 2014

Tell me (tell me),
How to be (how to be)


GRINDCORE MEGGIDO
Aug 22, 2004

Who controls the past controls the future. Who controls the present controls the past.

Blub


Holy poo poo

mind the walrus
Sep 22, 2006




Spinster posted:

I see Goatse. You've ruined me.
You're definitely one of us now

Literally A Person
May 17, 2017

just give em one o THESE

Hell Yeah
Dec 25, 2012



threads that encourage shitposting aren't good and in fact using the term shitposting to refer to posts is also bad. all of my posts should be taken 100% seriously

Hell Yeah
Dec 25, 2012



my posts are goodposts

Literally A Person
May 17, 2017

just give em one o THESE

Hell Yeah posted:

my posts are goodposts

Yeah, me too.

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015



Literally A Person posted:

I don't know, like, write entire diatribes about eating the butt or something. Or like, post a funny image that isn't related to anything. You know, something that in any other thread would be a stupid shitpost.

https://i.imgur.com/bapVjfj.mp4

Iím saying this as a friend, you gotta stop watching that Caitlinís way poo poo. You know she ainít gonna get her way but they gonna make it seem like she did.

Literally A Person
May 17, 2017

just give em one o THESE

ClamdestineBoyster posted:

Iím saying this as a friend, you gotta stop watching that Caitlinís way poo poo. You know she ainít gonna get her way but they gonna make it seem like she did.

I wish I could stop.

I really really do.

Please help me.

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015



Literally A Person posted:

I wish I could stop.

I really really do.

Please help me.

See you are becoming Caitlin now.

Literally A Person
May 17, 2017

just give em one o THESE

ClamdestineBoyster posted:

See you are becoming Caitlin now.

I am become Caitlin.

It's too late for me.

Just leave me and save yourself.

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015



Literally A Person posted:

I am become Caitlin.

It's too late for me.

Just leave me and save yourself.

Please donít move to Montana.

Literally A Person
May 17, 2017

just give em one o THESE

ClamdestineBoyster posted:

Please donít move to Montana.

Oh sweet God, I'm only two states away.

Moxxis Endowment
Dec 11, 2017

by Nyc_Tattoo


Literally A Person
May 17, 2017

just give em one o THESE


Moxxis Endowment
Dec 11, 2017

by Nyc_Tattoo


No, i meant i have gas. I think it was the peanut satay.

Zeluth
May 12, 2001



Yam Slacker

I did it my way!

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Bogus Adventure
Jan 11, 2017

"When I started here all there was was lampshade warehouses and leather bars, the serious leather bars where you wouldn't get in unless you had a rubber ball stuffed in your mouth, the wine list was tattooed on the bartender's face. That kind of place."

-Bogus Adventure

Bogus Adventure
Jan 11, 2017

"When I started here all there was was lampshade warehouses and leather bars, the serious leather bars where you wouldn't get in unless you had a rubber ball stuffed in your mouth, the wine list was tattooed on the bartender's face. That kind of place."

-Bogus Adventure

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HonorableTB
Dec 22, 2006

hey bb u want sum fuk?

I SURVIVED THE AWFUL BLOCK, AGDQ 2018



Cubone posted:

this has potential but you're putting people on the spot

shitposting comes from the moment. it's like when you say "say something funny" to somebody. few things are funny in a vacuum so at best their response is probably going to be a funny reaction to being told to say something funny- often the obvious joke of saying something that's not funny at all, because it creates a surreal subversion of expectations. so, it follows that if you ask for a shitpost, but the shitpostingest thing you're going to get is a weird non-shitpost about shitposting that becomes increasingly and irretrievably postmodern and self-referencing as it goes on until the joke is basically unsalvagable and it just comes to an abrupt e

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