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shut up blegum
Dec 17, 2008

hey hey


I just came across the commercial for the Volkswagen T-Roc and I noticed that for some reason, there's a sheep with huge balls in it.
See if you can spot it:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mIx0AoYOJZM

I took a crappy screenshot, it's about 40 seconds in.



Sadly, this isn't something I can discuss irl, so I come to you GBS. Why are there sheep balls in this commercial? Why am I the only one noticing this?
What's wrong with Volkswagen? What's wrong with me? Are there other ads with hidden balls out there?

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Fat Jesus
Jul 13, 2011


Don't mind me, I'm as thick as pigshit

how is babby sheep formed

Lauroon Kyanka
Sep 17, 2017

*trips on a ladybug*

*dies of old age*


i think that's just his stomach. also look at the blurry dog in the screenshot! why are dogs never stabilized when captured.

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

Hello, I am a massive retard.

that's ewe

resistentialism
Aug 13, 2007



Actually OP, I think you'll find that a male sheep is called a goat, in europe.

Nooner
Mar 26, 2007

AN A+ POSTER (:

coming soon sheeppoopballs.jpg

shut up blegum
Dec 17, 2008

hey hey


resistentialism posted:

Actually OP, I think you'll find that a male sheep is called a goat, in europe.

Even if this was true (it isn't), that still makes it weird

runupon cracker
Jan 13, 2006

Excalibur? More like "Needle"


I think the better question is: why are you weirded out by animal parts?

SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001


Why are you checking out a sheeps balls?

Gay Weed Dad
Jul 12, 2016

cool dude, flyin' high


Its a product tie in with Big Balls™

cowofwar
Jul 30, 2002



A male sheep is a ram.

Male animals have testicles you weirdo prude.

Jikes
Dec 18, 2005

YOSPOS


That's an ewe. A girl sheep. And it's probably her stomach.

Skeleton Ape
Dec 21, 2008

The most richly flavored of all drunkards.

Sheep have giant balls, if you're gonna look at a male sheep from any angle sorry but you're going to see some balls

like a cigarette should
Oct 26, 2004

DOCTOR'S ORDERS!


I've found that a surprising amount of male animals have testicles

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014



furry cat balls always make me LOL

ElectricSheep
Jan 14, 2006

she had tiny Italian boobs.
Well that's my story.


hi i heard you liked my commercial spot

Kak
Sep 27, 2002


numberoneposter posted:

furry cat balls always make me LOL

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

*Suck My Balls*

i got balls OP


im no sheep OP!!!!!

Kak
Sep 27, 2002


numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014



LOL

jazzyhattrick
Jul 1, 2010

This avatar was paid for by the Silent Majority.

Fat Jesus posted:

how is babby sheep formed

They need to do way instain mother sheep> who kill thier babbys, becuse these babby sheep cant fright back? It was on the news this mroing a mother sheep in ar who had kill her three lambs, they are taking the three babby sheep back to new york too lady to rest. my pary are with the father sheep who lost his chrilden ; i am truley sorry for your lots

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

*Suck My Balls*

Hip Now and Wow!
Jan 14, 2008

HONK HONK HONK


I think that's Wayne Gretzky

shut up blegum
Dec 17, 2008

hey hey


ElectricSheep posted:

hi i heard you liked my commercial spot

Yeah, you should really thank your agent. This is your step up to the big league for sure

Flesh Forge
Jan 31, 2011

LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT MY DOG BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH

These are not balls



nor these



not balls



also not balls

shut up blegum
Dec 17, 2008

hey hey


I'm very disappointed now

sebmojo
Oct 23, 2010


Legit Cyberpunk


like a cigarette should posted:

I've found that a surprising amount of male animals have testicles

waht eh gently caress

Creed Reunion Tour
Jul 3, 2007


Grimey Drawer

I hear that is where they store the piss, OP.

secret clubhouse NO GIRLS
Mar 24, 2005

It's a Time Machine you Tuss!


It's loving udders. Not balls, not stomach. Have you lot never seen an irl sheep before?

Fluffy Bunnies
Jan 9, 2009

I LIEK AMINALS THEREFORE IM OVERQUALIFIED TO GIVE MY SNOTTY OPINIONS ABOUT ALL AMINAL-RELATED EVERYTHINGS EVERYWHERE i am the very model of a somethingawful shitposter



secret clubhouse NO GIRLS posted:

It's loving udders. Not balls, not stomach. Have you lot never seen an irl sheep before?

a lot of them probably haven't. They aren't super common in the US.

steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011
Probation
Can't post for 7 days!


Soiled Meat

it's the venom sac

OMGVBFLOL
Dec 20, 2003
Probation
Can't post for 48 hours!


*op is watching tv*

“wha... is that a sheep’s BALLS? what the heck man

Neurolimal
Nov 3, 2012

ASK ME ABOUT BEING UNABLE TO GO INTO SHOPS BECAUSE I FLY INTO FITS OF RAGE WHEN I SEE A PACKET OF FRUIT PASTILLES AND REMEMBER THAT ROWNTREES NEVER FINISHED THEIR SEARCH FOR THE ROWNTREE ADVERTISEMENT CAMPAIGN/HIGH FANTASY SERIES


If you kick a girl in the chest nuts does it hurt as much as when you get hit in the crotch nuts im asking for a friend

Flesh Forge
Jan 31, 2011

LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT MY DOG BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH

If you kick em in the vagina it hurts pretty bad, from what I understand

shut up blegum
Dec 17, 2008

hey hey


OMGVBFLOL posted:

*op is watching tv*

“wha... is that a sheep’s BALLS? what the heck man

Uhm, don't doxx me please

935
Jul 28, 2006

abcdefghijk
ELLAMENNO-P


*dies of heart attack*

*Mourning family going through laptop one week later to take control of social media accounts, retrieve passwords, etc etc*

*Opens browser history*

*"It appears he spent his last thirty minutes Google image searching for big dangly balls of various farm animals, including one where a pig poo poo on his own balls"

shut up blegum
Dec 17, 2008

hey hey


935 posted:


*"It appears he spent his last thirty minutes Google image searching for big dangly balls of various farm animals, including one where a pig poo poo on his own balls"

"He died like he lived"

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

If you have a tiny dog you should be arrested and the dog placed on a tiny dog rocket and fired into the sun!!!

Ramrod XTreme

Dir Sirs and Madames,

I am writing to today en regards to, no, rather, to whit, your recent attempt to peddle me your shambled affair of a product.
Despite knowing, via your network of spies and intricate nae'r'do'wells my delicate predilections I shan't cave to these vain attempts at my flattery.

No less than a zed percentage loanage against a marque that I have heretofore to name shall entice me to buy your chariot.
I await your rebuttal and have sealed it with my own smegmatic wax.

secret clubhouse NO GIRLS
Mar 24, 2005

It's a Time Machine you Tuss!


Fluffy Bunnies posted:

a lot of them probably haven't. They aren't super common in the US.

What do they do for Kleftiko or Lamb Passanda? Or indeed any North African cuisine?

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Klyith
Aug 3, 2007

DID YOU KNOW: A ruddy duck produces huge eggs. A full clutch of eggs can weigh more than the hen that laid them!

~SMcD

secret clubhouse NO GIRLS posted:

What do they do for Kleftiko or Lamb Passanda? Or indeed any North African cuisine?

?????

that's not roast lamb with mint jelly

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