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Literally A Person
May 17, 2017

Spicy Poster


"That's the biggest dick I've ever seen!"

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Sid Vicious
Jan 1, 2017

All-around good dude

I don't think you're a horrible person

givepatajob
Apr 8, 2003

One finds that this is the best of all possible worlds.


Dinosaur Gum

I;m Thinking About Thos Beans

Beefeater
May 17, 2003

I'm hungry.


Biscuit Hider

Literally A Person posted:

"That's the biggest dick I've ever seen!"

Why is his dick out when you're asking for money?

...oh, nevermind.

fruit on the bottom
Oct 15, 2012



Youíre a real generous person. Always willing to help out someone in need. Iíve asked around, thatís what they all say. Real stand up guy

Away all Goats
Jul 5, 2005

Have you seen my glasses


I bet that wallet gets pretty heavy huh

Ponies Ist Krieg
Dec 10, 2017

Blastbeats are magic

Don't need to be a baller to spare a dollar,
Don't need to be a rockafella to help a fella
Ain't no city like generosity ain't no nation like donation,
Spare a buck get a street kid crunk cuz a punk ain't a punk unless he's drunk


My youth was a extremely dumb and extremely drunk time period full of wasted opportunity, is the translation to this mess. It worked though.

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

*Suck My Balls*

ill suck yo diiick!!!

Three Olives
Apr 10, 2005



"Dad"

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

*Suck My Balls*


The Dennis System
Aug 4, 2014



You have nice titts.

EugeneJ
Feb 5, 2012

It's OK to beat your wife if she's drunk



The Dennis System posted:

You have nice titts.

Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008

Silent Majority
The Enforcer


Grimey Drawer


lol

veiled boner fuel
Oct 21, 2015


There's a guy I see near the Virginia street offramp nearly every day with a cardboard sign saying "All lives matter."

I've ignored him up until now but am considering giving him the finger when I drive by in the future.

let it mellow
Jun 1, 2000



Dinosaur Gum

u want a swirly or u want to give me a dollar


that always worked for me

MageMage
Feb 11, 2007

Whoops, did I wander into Goons In Platoons? Aw shucks guys, it was purely by accident! You see, I was just hitting the search button for someone using the word "tranny"

Arrrrgh matey, ye be rather handsome today

Kak
Sep 27, 2002


You have really nice thumbs.

Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008

Silent Majority
The Enforcer


Grimey Drawer

Kak posted:

You have really nice thumbs.

*turns into entirely enrapturing blanket of future consciousness* "You are the being of hope. Here is your coupon for buy one get one free whopper at your local BK

Arrhythmia
Jul 22, 2011



Ahahaha

1redflag
Feb 15, 2012

I'm accidentally a suicide bomber!


You are soooooooooooooiooooooo good lookin'

Grevling
Dec 18, 2016


What amazing money you have!

SMILLENNIALSMILLEN
Jun 26, 2009





youre really funny, you could write a frontpage article for my website if you liked!>?

fbsw
Mar 3, 2016


it's going to be okay





after you give me 20 dollars

Pitdragon
Jan 20, 2004
Just another lurker

hey nice haircut now give me your money or i will kill you

LargeHadron
May 19, 2009

They say, "you mean it's just sounds?" thinking that for something to just be a sound is to be useless, whereas I love sounds just as they are, and I have no need for them to be anything more than what they are.


Your kids are so cute and I promise they're safe!

Icochet
Mar 18, 2008

YOSPOS


Wow you look really strong, I bet you could totally kick my rear end in front of these witnesses.

gleebster
Dec 16, 2006

Only a howler

You don't smell as bad as one would assume from your looks.

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015



What like in terms of length or girth or knob size or just overall heft? Also best I can offer is a drag off my cigarette and some home made granola.

OMFG FURRY
Jul 10, 2006

[snarky comment]

https://youtu.be/e6JR8kql5U4

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Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

If you have a tiny dog you should be arrested and the dog placed on a tiny dog rocket and fired into the sun!!!

Ramrod XTreme

How's your son "Literally A Person" doing these days?

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