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Literally A Person
May 17, 2017

Would you fuck me?
I'd fuck me.
I'd fuck me so hard.

DON'T CHANGE THIS AV FOR A WHILE! I've spent $20 on it now just to have it removed a day later.

"That's the biggest dick I've ever seen!"


Sid Vicious
Jan 1, 2017
I could use a red text, to get rid of the pedophile saying my posts

I don't think you're a horrible person

Apr 8, 2003

One finds that this is the best of all possible worlds.

Dinosaur Gum

I;m Thinking About Thos Beans

May 17, 2003

I'm hungry.

Hair Elf

Literally A Person posted:

"That's the biggest dick I've ever seen!"

Why is his dick out when you're asking for money?

...oh, nevermind.

christmas boots
Oct 15, 2012

Season's Greetings!

Biscuit Hider

Youíre a real generous person. Always willing to help out someone in need. Iíve asked around, thatís what they all say. Real stand up guy

Away all Goats
Jul 5, 2005

and he may be on to something.

I bet that wallet gets pretty heavy huh

Ponies Ist Krieg
Dec 10, 2017

Don't need to be a baller to spare a dollar,
Don't need to be a rockafella to help a fella
Ain't no city like generosity ain't no nation like donation,
Spare a buck get a street kid crunk cuz a punk ain't a punk unless he's drunk

My youth was a extremely dumb and extremely drunk time period full of wasted opportunity, is the translation to this mess. It worked though.

Sep 11, 2001

*Suck My Balls*

Grimey Drawer

ill suck yo diiick!!!

Three Olives
Apr 10, 2005

olives of shit


Sep 11, 2001

*Suck My Balls*

Grimey Drawer

The Dennis System
Aug 4, 2014

Nothing in Jurassic World is natural, we have always filled gaps in the genome with the DNA of other animals. And if the genetic code was pure, many of them would look quite different. But you didn't ask for reality, you asked for more teeth.

You have nice titts.

Feb 5, 2012

The Dennis System posted:

You have nice titts.

Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008

Grimey Drawer


bird with big dick
Oct 21, 2015

There's a guy I see near the Virginia street offramp nearly every day with a cardboard sign saying "All lives matter."

I've ignored him up until now but am considering giving him the finger when I drive by in the future.

let it mellow
Jun 1, 2000

Dinosaur Gum

u want a swirly or u want to give me a dollar

that always worked for me

Feb 11, 2007

Actually whites are one of the most pure breeds and as such do not suffer the same genetic anomalies that the savage negro breeds do.

Arrrrgh matey, ye be rather handsome today

Sep 27, 2002

You have really nice thumbs.

Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008

Grimey Drawer

Kak posted:

You have really nice thumbs.

*turns into entirely enrapturing blanket of future consciousness* "You are the being of hope. Here is your coupon for buy one get one free whopper at your local BK

Jul 22, 2011

ah, finally, oblivion


Feb 15, 2012

I'm accidentally a suicide bomber!

You are soooooooooooooiooooooo good lookin'

Dec 18, 2016

What amazing money you have!

Jun 26, 2009

youre really funny, you could write a frontpage article for my website if you liked!>?

Mar 3, 2016

it's going to be okay

after you give me 20 dollars

Jan 20, 2004
Just another lurker

hey nice haircut now give me your money or i will kill you

May 19, 2009

They say, "you mean it's just sounds?" thinking that for something to just be a sound is to be useless, whereas I love sounds just as they are, and I have no need for them to be anything more than what they are.

Your kids are so cute and I promise they're safe!

Mar 18, 2008

Wow you look really strong, I bet you could totally kick my rear end in front of these witnesses.

Dec 16, 2006

Only a howler

You don't smell as bad as one would assume from your looks.

Aug 15, 2015
Can't post for 7 days!

What like in terms of length or girth or knob size or just overall heft? Also best I can offer is a drag off my cigarette and some home made granola.

Jul 10, 2006

[snarky comment]

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

If you have a tiny dog you should be arrested and the dog placed on a tiny dog rocket and fired into the sun!!!

Ramrod XTreme

How's your son "Literally A Person" doing these days?

Literally A Person
May 17, 2017

Would you fuck me?
I'd fuck me.
I'd fuck me so hard.

DON'T CHANGE THIS AV FOR A WHILE! I've spent $20 on it now just to have it removed a day later.

You smell good, also can I have some money?

wide stance
Jan 28, 2011

If there's more than one way to do a job, and one of those ways will result in disaster, then he will do it that way.

Just keep raising your voice until they pay heed

Hey buddy can I have a dollaRRRRRagghhhhhhhhhhh

Mar 18, 2008

Hey buddy, I'm dying and the Ferryman has recently realized his monopoly status so I need about four thousand dollars.

Dec 20, 2003

givepatajob posted:

I;m Thinking About Thos Beans

Maya Fey
Jan 22, 2017

givepatajob posted:

I;m Thinking About Thos Beans

Otto Von Jizzmark
Dec 27, 2004

I have a boner in my trousers

Apr 4, 2004

The door blew shut but here's the deal
Dreams are lies, it's the dreaming that's real

Nap Ghost

Hey want to trade all your money for my knife staying safely away from your neck and/or torso area? I ask because they are so nice and un-cut-up right now.

Over There
Jun 28, 2013

Hell Stink
Dec 4, 2017

Do you want a Jelly Baby my dear Wendy?

Give me all your money and I just might think about not carving your beautiful face off with this box cutter.


Son of Sam-I-Am
Feb 12, 2002

I'm going to pay more attention to the forums and upgrade the software.

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