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Literally A Person
May 17, 2017


"That's the biggest dick I've ever seen!"

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Sid Vicious
Jan 1, 2017

It's something unpredictable,but in the end is right, I hope you had the time of your life


I don't think you're a horrible person

givepatajob
Apr 8, 2003

One finds that this is the best of all possible worlds.



Dinosaur Gum

I;m Thinking About Thos Beans

Beefeater
May 17, 2003

I'm hungry.


Hair Elf

Literally A Person posted:

"That's the biggest dick I've ever seen!"

Why is his dick out when you're asking for money?

...oh, nevermind.

fruit BOO!ts
Oct 15, 2012

Happy Haunting!

Biscuit Hider

Youíre a real generous person. Always willing to help out someone in need. Iíve asked around, thatís what they all say. Real stand up guy

Away all Goats
Jul 5, 2005
LOWTAX CALLED ME A DUMB BOX OF CRUD

and he may be on to something.

I bet that wallet gets pretty heavy huh

Ponies Ist Krieg
Dec 10, 2017



Don't need to be a baller to spare a dollar,
Don't need to be a rockafella to help a fella
Ain't no city like generosity ain't no nation like donation,
Spare a buck get a street kid crunk cuz a punk ain't a punk unless he's drunk


My youth was a extremely dumb and extremely drunk time period full of wasted opportunity, is the translation to this mess. It worked though.

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001
Probation
Can't post for 6 hours!


Grimey Drawer

ill suck yo diiick!!!

Three Olives
Apr 10, 2005

olives of shit


"Dad"

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001
Probation
Can't post for 6 hours!


Grimey Drawer


The Dennis System
Aug 4, 2014

Nothing in Jurassic World is natural, we have always filled gaps in the genome with the DNA of other animals. And if the genetic code was pure, many of them would look quite different. But you didn't ask for reality, you asked for more teeth.


You have nice titts.

EugeneJ
Feb 5, 2012



The Dennis System posted:

You have nice titts.

Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer


lol

bird with big dick
Oct 21, 2015


There's a guy I see near the Virginia street offramp nearly every day with a cardboard sign saying "All lives matter."

I've ignored him up until now but am considering giving him the finger when I drive by in the future.

let it mellow
Jun 1, 2000



Dinosaur Gum

u want a swirly or u want to give me a dollar


that always worked for me

MageMage
Feb 11, 2007



Arrrrgh matey, ye be rather handsome today

Kak
Sep 27, 2002



You have really nice thumbs.

Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer

Kak posted:

You have really nice thumbs.

*turns into entirely enrapturing blanket of future consciousness* "You are the being of hope. Here is your coupon for buy one get one free whopper at your local BK

Arrhythmia
Jul 22, 2011


ah, finally, oblivion



Ahahaha

1redflag
Feb 15, 2012

I'm accidentally a suicide bomber!


You are soooooooooooooiooooooo good lookin'

Grevling
Dec 18, 2016



What amazing money you have!

SMILLENNIALSMILLEN
Jun 26, 2009





youre really funny, you could write a frontpage article for my website if you liked!>?

fbsw
Mar 3, 2016


it's going to be okay





after you give me 20 dollars

Pitdragon
Jan 20, 2004
Just another lurker

hey nice haircut now give me your money or i will kill you

LargeHadron
May 19, 2009

They say, "you mean it's just sounds?" thinking that for something to just be a sound is to be useless, whereas I love sounds just as they are, and I have no need for them to be anything more than what they are.


Your kids are so cute and I promise they're safe!

Icochet
Mar 18, 2008



Wow you look really strong, I bet you could totally kick my rear end in front of these witnesses.

gleebster
Dec 16, 2006

Only a howler

You don't smell as bad as one would assume from your looks.

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015



What like in terms of length or girth or knob size or just overall heft? Also best I can offer is a drag off my cigarette and some home made granola.

OMFG FURRY
Jul 10, 2006

[snarky comment]

https://youtu.be/e6JR8kql5U4

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013
Probation
Can't post for 3 days!


Ramrod XTreme

How's your son "Literally A Person" doing these days?

Literally A Person
May 17, 2017


You smell good, also can I have some money?

wide stance
Jan 28, 2011

If there's more than one way to do a job, and one of those ways will result in disaster, then he will do it that way.


Just keep raising your voice until they pay heed

Hey buddy can I have a dollaRRRRRagghhhhhhhhhhh

Icochet
Mar 18, 2008



Hey buddy, I'm dying and the Ferryman has recently realized his monopoly status so I need about four thousand dollars.

OMGVBFLOL
Dec 20, 2003


givepatajob posted:

I;m Thinking About Thos Beans

Maya Fey
Jan 22, 2017



givepatajob posted:

I;m Thinking About Thos Beans

Otto Von Jizzmark
Dec 27, 2004


I have a boner in my trousers

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

The door blew shut but here's the deal
Dreams are lies, it's the dreaming that's real


Nap Ghost

Hey want to trade all your money for my knife staying safely away from your neck and/or torso area? I ask because they are so nice and un-cut-up right now.

Over There
Jun 28, 2013



Hell Stink
Dec 4, 2017

Do you want a Jelly Baby my dear Wendy?

Give me all your money and I just might think about not carving your beautiful face off with this box cutter.

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Son of Sam-I-Am
Feb 12, 2002

Too complex to be tamed,
too great to be grasped.
You're one strange animal -
I am one too


I'm going to pay more attention to the forums and upgrade the software.

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