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Soothing Vapors
Mar 26, 2006

Associate Justice Lena "Kegels" Dunham: An uncool thought to have: 'is that guy walking in the dark behind me a rapist? Never mind, he's Asian.
it did have gross oozing bacne though, so if that's your fetish by all means

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Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Soothing Vapors posted:

it did have gross oozing bacne though, so if that's your fetish by all means

Jinder Mahal is in UFC now?

Le Saboteur
Dec 5, 2007

I hear you wish to ball, adventurer..
Pat Barry is here to get hype for another strawweight.

Soothing Vapors
Mar 26, 2006

Associate Justice Lena "Kegels" Dunham: An uncool thought to have: 'is that guy walking in the dark behind me a rapist? Never mind, he's Asian.
lol

JaySB
Nov 16, 2006



Le Saboteur posted:

Pat Barry is here to get hype for another strawweight.

Doing the drat thing

Soothing Vapors
Mar 26, 2006

Associate Justice Lena "Kegels" Dunham: An uncool thought to have: 'is that guy walking in the dark behind me a rapist? Never mind, he's Asian.
Pat Barry is a national treasure

JaySB
Nov 16, 2006



If they put Pat Barry, Mike Perry and Marshawn Lynch together for a TV show, I'd 100% watch

Dr. Abysmal
Feb 17, 2010

We're all doomed
Nothing is happening in this fight at all

chaleski
Apr 25, 2014

Taylor has the ability to make every fight tedious

Soothing Vapors
Mar 26, 2006

Associate Justice Lena "Kegels" Dunham: An uncool thought to have: 'is that guy walking in the dark behind me a rapist? Never mind, he's Asian.

chaleski posted:

Taylor has the ability to make every fight tedious

the she-dodson

Le Saboteur
Dec 5, 2007

I hear you wish to ball, adventurer..
It was weird, commentary was oddly biased towards Taylor up until the last minute even though Aldrich has been landing much better.

chaleski
Apr 25, 2014

Soothing Vapors posted:

the she-dodson

It's like she's trying to be Machida but without his speed, power, or technique

Le Saboteur
Dec 5, 2007

I hear you wish to ball, adventurer..
That spinning back fist tho

Soothing Vapors
Mar 26, 2006

Associate Justice Lena "Kegels" Dunham: An uncool thought to have: 'is that guy walking in the dark behind me a rapist? Never mind, he's Asian.

chaleski posted:

It's like she's trying to be Machida but without his speed, power, or technique

yeah

goddamn that spinning backfist

JaySB
Nov 16, 2006



Aldrich actually has really good striking when she throws

Le Saboteur
Dec 5, 2007

I hear you wish to ball, adventurer..
Yeah I like JJ from what I've seen. She's got lots of heart and scraps well.

Shirkelton
Apr 6, 2009

I'm not loyal to anything, General... except the dream.
She had some good fights in Invicta and also Dark Souls 3.

Dr. Abysmal
Feb 17, 2010

We're all doomed
Your corner begs you to throw more volume in a fight where you're losing and all you do is circle endlessly in the third round

Biafraid
Jan 31, 2008

yeah.
Felder does a good job

Le Saboteur
Dec 5, 2007

I hear you wish to ball, adventurer..

Dr. Abysmal posted:

Your corner begs you to throw more volume in a fight where you're losing and all you do is circle endlessly in the third round

Sorry are we talking about a Tyron Woodley fight?

Soothing Vapors
Mar 26, 2006

Associate Justice Lena "Kegels" Dunham: An uncool thought to have: 'is that guy walking in the dark behind me a rapist? Never mind, he's Asian.

Biafraid posted:

Felder does a good job

I really like him in this role

Shirkelton
Apr 6, 2009

I'm not loyal to anything, General... except the dream.
'Insane Louis' would be a good name for a fighter.

Dr. Abysmal
Feb 17, 2010

We're all doomed
Jessica Eye has lost like 5 fights in a row and is still hanging around somehow

Le Saboteur
Dec 5, 2007

I hear you wish to ball, adventurer..

Dr. Abysmal posted:

Jessica Eye has lost like 5 fights in a row and is still hanging around somehow

She changed divisions to avoid the cut. Smart.

Michael Transactions
Nov 11, 2013

Dr. Abysmal posted:

Jessica Eye has lost like 5 fights in a row and is still hanging around somehow

"evil"

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Haha, I thought,"Welp Eye is done" and then suddenly she had the ankle lock on Faria.

JaySB
Nov 16, 2006



Watching bad heel hook attempts makes me cringe

Michael Transactions
Nov 11, 2013

lmao

Bluedeanie
Jul 20, 2008

It's no longer a blue world, Max. Where could we go?



that was some vintage 2010 double futile leglock grappling

Shirkelton
Apr 6, 2009

I'm not loyal to anything, General... except the dream.
We're just gonna' tangle here and do... this.

Dr. Abysmal
Feb 17, 2010

We're all doomed
Reminiscent of the classic black and white Yvel-Kongo leg lock exchanges, Joe

El Roncho
Oct 15, 2006

I'm not necessarily proud of this but I'm gonna leave it here anyways.
Anyone with eyes can tell Jessica shouldn't be in the UFC.

Soothing Vapors
Mar 26, 2006

Associate Justice Lena "Kegels" Dunham: An uncool thought to have: 'is that guy walking in the dark behind me a rapist? Never mind, he's Asian.
lmao at getting dominated by Jessica Eye

Soothing Vapors
Mar 26, 2006

Associate Justice Lena "Kegels" Dunham: An uncool thought to have: 'is that guy walking in the dark behind me a rapist? Never mind, he's Asian.
also I wondered why I had never heard of the #12 ranked flyweight and she apparently is 0-1 in the ufc

Snowman_McK
Jan 31, 2010
A reminder that Eye's one UFC win was when Leslie Smith's ear exploded. This would be her first actual win.

chaleski
Apr 25, 2014

Flyweight division is off to a roaring start

El Roncho
Oct 15, 2006

I'm not necessarily proud of this but I'm gonna leave it here anyways.
After those last two, somewhere, Lord Waffle Beard smiles smugly.

Shirkelton
Apr 6, 2009

I'm not loyal to anything, General... except the dream.
Rest in peace, Lord Wafflebeard.

Shirkelton
Apr 6, 2009

I'm not loyal to anything, General... except the dream.
Sal D'Amato comin' back from the grave and shooting new life into Jessica 'Evil' Eye's career.

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Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

I care about punching.... :shobon:

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