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numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014



hey welcome to my place come on in you can leave your shoes on

help yourself to an ice cold crispy can of suds

and dont piss on the drat seat hehe

HEY HEY DONT GO IN THAT ROOM!!!! <>

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unpleasantly turgid
Jul 6, 2016

Oh gee oh golly oh god fucking damnit


*throws up in french*

Furia
Jul 26, 2015



Grimey Drawer

*goes into room*

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014



Furia posted:

*goes into room*
dont say i didnt warn ya

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

*Suck My Balls*

Grimey Drawer

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iwEf-1NkIpg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=evF80GEuVe8

oh dope
Nov 2, 2006

No guilt, it feeds in plain sight


*serruptiously microwaves can of beer*

Literally A Person
May 17, 2017


https://i.imgur.com/AgzZPbH.mp4

symbolic
Nov 2, 2014

Breakdancing is serious business, Midoriya.


Yams Fan

*clogs toilet*

Ponies Ist Krieg
Dec 10, 2017



I'm going to drunkenly break a lamp or other item, and I will not tell you about it.
In fact, I fully intend on hiding it, and surreptitiously filling it with my vomit.

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

*Suck My Balls*

Grimey Drawer

*pukes on someones car outside*

Scroon
Oct 22, 2016



*pukes on someone's cat inside*

LoonyLeif
Jul 17, 2001

You know, if Dave Thomas is really dead, then how does he keep coming out with all these new sandwiches?

*says something that kills the mood*

Papa Emeritus III
Jul 7, 2017

[A MESSAGE FROM THE CLERGY]

Dat's Pussy Trap, bitch!

Deal with it.

*chills in kitchen, close to beer*

Mr. Clark2
Sep 17, 2003

Rocco sez: Oh man, what a bummer. Woof.


* Leaves an upper decker in every bathroom *

adamarama
Mar 20, 2009


*plays guitar*

Inzombiac
Mar 19, 2007

PARTY ALL NIGHT, EAT BRAINS ALL DAY



*Hits on everyone because I'm a drunk slut that cannot be contained*
*Takes several jello shots after already getting TORN UP on jungle juice*

*loving dies*

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

The door blew shut but here's the deal
Dreams are lies, it's the dreaming that's real


Nap Ghost

hey i called the cops to come by and just make sure everyone is protected and everything, just to be safe and stuff. you're welcome!

oh dope
Nov 2, 2006

No guilt, it feeds in plain sight


*brings own aux cable to commandeer the stereo*

*plays music literally only I enjoy*

EorayMel
May 29, 2015

You got the fluffy kitty kitty!

me irl

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ta_biYJNyc4#t=290s

oh dope
Nov 2, 2006

No guilt, it feeds in plain sight


Nah, I'm not really into bourbon. More of a rye dude myself.

spinderella
Jul 15, 2017



*Quietly looks in your medicine cabinet and in drawers in your bathroom*

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

IN THE GRIM BARKNESS
OF THE FUTURE
THERE ARE ONLY DOGS


Nap Ghost

Wow finally a party where I'm not the only one reading in the corner and avoiding eye contact as much as possible.

Lauroon Kyanka
Sep 17, 2017

*trips on a ladybug*

*dies of old age*


*shows up fashionably late with mike stoklasa chained to a leash and gagged with a leather strap and ball*

goethe.cx
Apr 23, 2014
Probation
Can't post for 11 hours!


oh dope posted:

*brings own aux cable to commandeer the stereo*

*plays music literally only I enjoy*

i don't care if i'm "killing the mood," we're listening to bon iver's self-titled all the way through

Shats Basoon
Jun 13, 2013



*Brings a 6 pack. Drinks at least 16 beers*

*DJs all night, gets verbally abusive when someone requests a song*

dk2m
May 6, 2009


im the weird stoner kid who no one really knows but is playing halo on your xbox by himself

Shats Basoon
Jun 13, 2013



dk2m posted:

i’m the weird stoner kid who no one really knows but is playing halo on your xbox by himself

Hey man can I play some 'lo with ya??? *burps* I'm really good with the space ghost thing *hiccup hiccup*

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015



symbolic posted:

*clogs toilet*

*Pours glitter and glow stick juice in toilet*

Lets get this party staaaaaarrtttteeeedddd woooooooo!!!!

LoonyLeif
Jul 17, 2001

You know, if Dave Thomas is really dead, then how does he keep coming out with all these new sandwiches?

*sulks on a couch, ashamed of having killed the mood earlier*

Drunk Nerds
Jan 25, 2011

POST

THE

THESIS


Fun Shoe

How this not been posted? Da Kickstep's da bomb

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qVOjcurS9-M

Kosher Pickup Line
Jan 10, 2008



Hair Elf

"hey man, can I bum a cig?"
"I only smoke when I drink"

*pats pockets*

"drat, can I get a light?

*asks to borrow lighter, then pockets it while still talking to you*

Meredith Baxter-Burnout
Jul 4, 2003

Let the KIDS!!! eat what they want!..LOL..Come on out to Doobie's!


Shats Basoon posted:

*Brings a 6 pack. Drinks at least 16 beers*

*DJs all night, gets verbally abusive when someone requests a song*

tbf, people request lovely songs

Peter Daou Bundy
Dec 29, 2006
You lying piece of shit. I'm watching QVC, eating cereal and buying this avatar. After I finish I'll probably watch some Earth Final Conflict, it's only my second watching of it, well third of the first season maybe second. Okay thanks for listening.

*is talking poo poo and drinking forties with the burnouts n punks*

Drunk Nerds
Jan 25, 2011

POST

THE

THESIS


Fun Shoe

I loved throwing house parties in college. My go-to strategy for minimal effort and maximum result was:

- invite only 2 people: the head cheerleader from HS who is now 20 and willing to attend a party held by King Dork, and the cool burnout who realizes King Dork became a lot less dorky after getting into weed

- tell anyone who asks "naw, I didn't invite people to a party, HOW DID YOU FIND OUT ABOUT THAT?"

- 250 people show up at house for party.

Wub a Dub Sub
Feb 13, 2012


*brings PA cabinets, laptop, DJ controller to drop mad beats with*

*everyone stands in the other room while I drop flux pavilion and skrillex just for myself*

*yeah man these really bump*

Zorodius
Feb 11, 2007

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SUCK THE SHIT STRAIGHT OUT OF MY OWN ASSHOLE.

BUY IT.


I don't know how to conduct myself socially so I just brought weed hope that's cool

Ponies Ist Krieg
Dec 10, 2017



There's a comically loud record scratch, right before the music adruptly stops,literally the second
I start hitting on the hosts girlfriend who is too good for him

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

The door blew shut but here's the deal
Dreams are lies, it's the dreaming that's real


Nap Ghost

Zorodius posted:

I don't know how to conduct myself socially so I just brought weed hope that's cool

oh hey sweet let me get a hit of that *coughs into bowl, spraying embers everywhere* oh shoot whoops *vomits* oh jeez *shits* doggone it

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014



ok guys the beer shotgunning competition is about to start

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Angela Lansburial
Feb 9, 2005
Nothing to see here.


hey, catch!

*tosses volcano bag*

wanna play smash bros?

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