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Joe Mama Poonana
Sep 12, 2014



you wouldn't be smelling my garlic breath if you were sucking my dick

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Hell Yeah
Dec 25, 2012



i'm dating your mom

freckle
Apr 6, 2016




i hope you remain as attractive as my mother when you're her age

Noblesse Obliged
Apr 7, 2012



Lurk more

Communist Toast
Apr 28, 2010


it's not you it's ask jeeves

soy
Jul 7, 2003



I am gently caress

Quantum of Phallus
Dec 27, 2010





I choose to live as a gay man

Horseshoe theory
Mar 7, 2005

the wise man bowed his head solemnly and spoke: "there's actually zero difference between good & bad things. you imbecile. you fucking moron"

"Now I am become Death, the destroyer of worlds."

Pug Rodeo
Feb 20, 2007

BRING IT ON BRING IT ON YEAH


Iím sorry, but you donít eat rear end.

runupon cracker
Jan 13, 2006

Excalibur? More like "Needle"


turn on your monitor

Mokbek
Dec 19, 2014

STOP KICKING ME IN THE WEINER


It's not me, it's you.

Noblesse Obliged
Apr 7, 2012



I've decided to jump into online dating over you

Ponies Ist Krieg
Dec 10, 2017

Blastbeats are magic

'We need to talk' should be enough for any socially adept adult to know what's up.
A fun one:
Thanks, I'm asexual now

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015



Nobody must know my terrible secret.

Zazi
Jan 14, 2005
I once gave a homeless man all of my spare change. Little did he know, the coins were made of poison.

with a love that will echo through the ages

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008



Grimey Drawer

ClamdestineBoyster posted:

Nobody must know my terrible secret.

everyone knows my terrible secret

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

The door blew shut but here's the deal
Dreams are lies, it's the dreaming that's real


It's not you, it's me. And you.

Devils Affricate
Jan 22, 2010


You are nothing like Fluttershy

Sid Vicious
Jan 1, 2017

All-around good dude

I'm going to kill myself tonight, well bye

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

The door blew shut but here's the deal
Dreams are lies, it's the dreaming that's real


So, remember when I said I wasn't a ghost?

Xaintrailles
Aug 14, 2015



I want my Alvin and the Chipmunks blu-rays back, now.

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008



Grimey Drawer

Sid Vicious posted:

I'm going to kill myself tonight, well bye

No

bradzilla
Oct 15, 2004

it's good And Messy...


Plaster Town Cop

I'm gay

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008



Grimey Drawer

Mega64
May 23, 2008


Grimey Drawer

Itís not you, itís the other you.

Barudak
May 7, 2007

No no, I'm Sean Mexico. You must have me mistaken for someone else.

Iíve decided to pursue other opportunities, my two weeks are effective starting today

Cough Drop The Beat
Jan 22, 2012

It's your HPV, Veronica. I'm just carrying it.

My other girlfriend told me your boobies weren't large enough

ArbitraryC
Jan 28, 2009



Pillbug

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q73gUUr8Zlw

Barudak
May 7, 2007

No no, I'm Sean Mexico. You must have me mistaken for someone else.

We appreciate everything youve done for the team but the decision was made to trade you for a 3rd and 4th round pick to the Cleveland Browns.

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008



Grimey Drawer

Barudak posted:

We appreciate everything youve done for the team but the decision was made to trade you for a 3rd and 4th round pick to the Cleveland Browns.

Sponge Baathist
Jan 30, 2010



Walker told me I have AIDS

Schneider Inside Her
Aug 6, 2009


Whoís got two thumbs, chlamydia, and is cheating on you?

This guy!

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008



Grimey Drawer

I love the Browns. I think I have a problem

EugeneJ
Feb 5, 2012
Probation
Can't post for 30 days!


Sponge Baathist
Jan 30, 2010



it's not me it's you

Say Nothing
Mar 4, 2013

RRG?


Ride The Gravitron
May 2, 2008

56k was what you had to download your porn with and by the time it buffered you just weren't horny any more.
I was helpless to stop my orgasm as in horror I watched the screen get crystal clear long enough for me to see Hulk Hogan win the Undisputed WWE Championship at Backlash.


Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

*Suck My Balls*

Pawn 17
Dec 17, 2000

expect attention, newbie


I'm not gay, I just wish you had a big cock for me to suck is all.

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Tinfoil Papercut
Jul 27, 2016

Kane is 100% correct, the GDI's instigation has some of the blame here.
-Some Nod sympathizer


"I love you"

(said 12 minutes into 2nd date)

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