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Joe Mama Poonana
Sep 12, 2014



you wouldn't be smelling my garlic breath if you were sucking my dick

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Hell Yeah
Dec 25, 2012



i'm dating your mom

freckle
Apr 6, 2016



i hope you remain as attractive as my mother when you're her age

Noblesse Obliged
Apr 7, 2012



Lurk more

Communist Toast
Apr 28, 2010

im having a bit of an existential crisis here guys

it's not you it's ask jeeves

soy
Jul 7, 2003


I am gently caress

Quantum of Phallus
Dec 27, 2010





I choose to live as a gay man

Horseshoe theory
Mar 7, 2005

the wise man bowed his head solemnly and spoke: "there's actually zero difference between good & bad things. you imbecile. you fucking moron"

"Now I am become Death, the destroyer of worlds."

Pug Rodeo
Feb 20, 2007

BRING IT ON BRING IT ON YEAH


Iím sorry, but you donít eat rear end.

runupon cracker
Jan 13, 2006

Excalibur? More like "Needle"


Grimey Drawer

turn on your monitor

Mokbek
Dec 19, 2014

STOP KICKING ME IN THE WEINER


It's not me, it's you.

Noblesse Obliged
Apr 7, 2012



I've decided to jump into online dating over you

Ponies Ist Krieg
Dec 10, 2017



'We need to talk' should be enough for any socially adept adult to know what's up.
A fun one:
Thanks, I'm asexual now

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015



Nobody must know my terrible secret.

Zazi
Jan 14, 2005

Entertainment. We've turned it into a sport - who wins, who loses. It's point scoring.

with a love that will echo through the ages

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008



Grimey Drawer

ClamdestineBoyster posted:

Nobody must know my terrible secret.

everyone knows my terrible secret

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

The door blew shut but here's the deal
Dreams are lies, it's the dreaming that's real


Nap Ghost

It's not you, it's me. And you.

Devils Affricate
Jan 22, 2010


You are nothing like Fluttershy

Sid Vicious
Jan 1, 2017

It's something unpredictable,but in the end is right, I hope you had the time of your life


I'm going to kill myself tonight, well bye

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

The door blew shut but here's the deal
Dreams are lies, it's the dreaming that's real


Nap Ghost

So, remember when I said I wasn't a ghost?

Xaintrailles
Aug 14, 2015



I want my Alvin and the Chipmunks blu-rays back, now.

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008



Grimey Drawer

Sid Vicious posted:

I'm going to kill myself tonight, well bye

No

bradzilla
Oct 15, 2004



Fan of Britches

I'm gay

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008



Grimey Drawer

Mega64
May 23, 2008

Shucks...


Grimey Drawer

Itís not you, itís the other you.

Barudak
May 7, 2007



Iíve decided to pursue other opportunities, my two weeks are effective starting today

Cough Drop The Beat
Jan 22, 2012

It's your HPV, Veronica. I'm just carrying it.

My other girlfriend told me your boobies weren't large enough

ArbitraryC
Jan 28, 2009
Probation
Can't post for 3 hours!


Pillbug

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q73gUUr8Zlw

Barudak
May 7, 2007



We appreciate everything youve done for the team but the decision was made to trade you for a 3rd and 4th round pick to the Cleveland Browns.

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008



Grimey Drawer

Barudak posted:

We appreciate everything youve done for the team but the decision was made to trade you for a 3rd and 4th round pick to the Cleveland Browns.

Sponge Baathist
Jan 30, 2010



Walker told me I have AIDS

Schneider Inside Her
Aug 6, 2009



Whoís got two thumbs, chlamydia, and is cheating on you?

This guy!

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008



Grimey Drawer

I love the Browns. I think I have a problem

EugeneJ
Feb 5, 2012


Sponge Baathist
Jan 30, 2010



it's not me it's you

Say Nothing
Mar 4, 2013



Ride The Gravitron
May 2, 2008

by FactsAreUseless



Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

*Suck My Balls*

Grimey Drawer

Pawn 17
Dec 17, 2000

> access main security grid
access: PERMISSION DENIED.





Grimey Drawer

I'm not gay, I just wish you had a big cock for me to suck is all.

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Tinfoil Papercut
Jul 27, 2016

Nod sympathizer


"I love you"

(said 12 minutes into 2nd date)

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