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kalel
Jun 19, 2012

Dolphin posted:

I'm gonna give you up, let you down, run around and desert you, make you cry, say goodbye, and hurt you.

Oooh, so close.

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kalel
Jun 19, 2012

SciFiDownBeat posted:

Oooh, so close.

Also this is my breakup one-liner

kalel
Jun 19, 2012

pull my finger

*before she even gets the chance my farts sound like someone saying "we need to talk"*

kalel
Jun 19, 2012

That's all, folks!

kalel
Jun 19, 2012

Turpitude II posted:

I have "kermit-ment" issues (for when you break up with a muppet)

kalel
Jun 19, 2012

Palpek posted:

*plays an epic 1:1 basketball match against gf; she's winning 41-39; two seconds left on the clock*

me: you know what Dunkin Donuts will remind you of from now on?
her: *confused face*
me: *while Dunkin over her* that I Donut want to be with you!

*scores 3 points while the buzzer is sounding*


Palpek posted:

it's not you, it's me......NOT! (Borat 2006)*

*the technique requires to actually say "Borat 2006" out loud

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kalel
Jun 19, 2012

Sinteres posted:

I hosed Rust.

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