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Ponies Ist Krieg
Dec 10, 2017



'We need to talk' should be enough for any socially adept adult to know what's up.
A fun one:
Thanks, I'm asexual now

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Ponies Ist Krieg
Dec 10, 2017



Here's a real one that's funny in retrospect. The day after my birthday I go down to celebrate it with someone I was dating a little bit away. Anyway things are fine blah blah blah, than I hear the words "we need to talk" and Immediately know what's up.
At first they wouldn't tell me why they wanted to break up with me, but I, being a idiot decided to state that I was a adult and could handle it.
"I'm not attracted to you"
I didn't handle It well, obviously and broke down in the parking lot. Then when I got home I slashed my arms up a bunch and texted them photos. Don't date me, I'm completely insane, lol.

Ponies Ist Krieg
Dec 10, 2017



Streak posted:

Wasn't going to

can I have a lock of your hair

Ponies Ist Krieg
Dec 10, 2017



I usually confess love on the first date, on the second date i bring them a pair of simulacrums of us together from items I've gathered from their relatives or close friends house under the cover of night.
sometimes i just like to sneak in and lay under their beds without them knowing.

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