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BONE DOG
Jun 7, 2009



Rimshot the dog was a good boy

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Rupert Buttermilk
Apr 15, 2007

RowboatMan: Freezing time is an old P.I. trick...


Guy Mann posted:

One of the weirdest things to come out of the Ernest empire was the z-list redneck actors who were in them trying to strike out on their own.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Im2TBfm49TQ

What's weird to me is that that's not even the guy who played Chuck.

Edit: actually wow.... Who's Billy?

turn left hillary!! noo
Feb 12, 2002



The Grey posted:

A Persian Gulf dictator, Tufuti (Ivan Lucas), invades the country of Karifistan, subsequently plunging the United States into war. America's best soldiers respond to the call of duty. And so does good-natured bumbling yokel Ernest P. Worrell (Jim Varney). However, Ernest is anything but a conventional soldier, and he causes major military havoc. But he finds that he can help when he befriends a lost boy (Christo Davids) from Karifistan during the war.

Ernest is Jar Jar Binks.

amusinginquiry
Nov 8, 2009



College Slice

Grevling posted:

Yes I remember Ernst Rommel, famous German general who fought for the Nazis.

Ernst Goes to the Camps

Rupert Buttermilk
Apr 15, 2007

RowboatMan: Freezing time is an old P.I. trick...


amusinginquiry posted:

Ernst Goes to the Camps

Ernst in Jail, really

Mycroft Holmes
Mar 26, 2010

To the Moon! For Queen and Country!


amusinginquiry posted:

Ernst Goes to runs the Camps

Veni Vidi Ameche!
Nov 2, 2017

YOSPOS


Dang It Bhabhi! posted:

his name is Bob Einstein and his brother's name is Albert Einstein hi I'm the obvious trivia guy.

Just in case nobody pointed it out, yet, his brother is actually Albert Brooks, who some of you will remember as Hank Scorpio. Albert Brooks is funny and good.

moller
Jan 10, 2007

Swan stole my music and framed me!


Veni Vidi Ameche! posted:

Just in case nobody pointed it out, yet, his brother is actually Albert Brooks, who some of you will remember as Hank Scorpio. Albert Brooks is funny and good.

Defending Your Life is a fun movie I saw a zillion times on TV as a kid. Also he played the bad guy in Drive.

TED BUNNDY
May 30, 2009

SO HUNGRY


Pork Pro

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rQqPXqg3PkA

Bert Roberge
Nov 28, 2003


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tesSq-0yzog

Bust Rodd
Oct 21, 2008

Pull up dem pants and get to work


Ernest was amazing and Iím so loving glad he died before the internet became a thing he got turned into an Instagram rapist or like a Vit efetosh where itís just slinky dog hurting out of his chest to gently caress Bo Peep

Basically he picked the best possible time to die.

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007

gimme those gat dang candies

yeah, i kinda wish i'd died back in 2000 too

lets burn
Nov 2, 2005

Be a man, kill yourself

I think this thread should be about posting full length Ernest movies that you can still find on youtube, but youtube's algorithm destroyed all the copies FOR DMCA

OK? IT WAS FOR YOU!! THE CONSUMER YOU TRULY LOVE poo poo. YOU BUNCH OF STUPID OLD LADIES. I hope your children are dead.

Also here is Dr. Otto and the riddle of the gloom beam:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RZ808DWp2PM

enjoy~

Senor Dog
Jul 5, 2006



Grimey Drawer

Bust Rodd posted:

Ernest was amazing and Iím so loving glad he died before the internet became a thing he got turned into an Instagram rapist or like a Vit efetosh where itís just slinky dog hurting out of his chest to gently caress Bo Peep

Basically he picked the best possible time to die.

What is an Instagram rapist

Junk
Dec 20, 2003

It's disgraceful - us being forced to pick wood for our smuggler-ancestors beacon-fires!


Guy Mann posted:

The P in Ernest P. Worrel stands for "politically incorrect"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9ErlsLsCN10

I have no memory of this movie existing, but that "whose flatulence is the perfume of the night" line seems all too familiar.

BONE DOG
Jun 7, 2009



Junk posted:

I have no memory of this movie existing, but that "whose flatulence is the perfume of the night" line seems all too familiar.

I just did a bit of research and it was a direct to video deal. I don't remember ernest goes to africa or Ernest joins the army because at that point i was watching more age appropriate movies

Tumble
Jun 24, 2003
I'm not thinking of anything!


moose face posted:

I just did a bit of research and it was a direct to video deal. I don't remember ernest goes to africa or Ernest joins the army because at that point i was watching more age appropriate movies

like Terminator 2?

Demon Of The Fall
May 1, 2004



Nap Ghost

I met Jim Varney when he was filming Ernest Scared Stupid, and he was a super nice guy. Me and some friends used to ride our bikes and watch them film on set at that junkyard house they used as it was right up the road from my childhood home. That and large parts of Ernest Goes to Jail were filmed in the Nashville area.

Hyrax Attack!
Jan 13, 2009

We demand to be taken seriously


moller posted:

Defending Your Life is a fun movie I saw a zillion times on TV as a kid. Also he played the bad guy in Drive.

Broadcast News is even better, highly recommended.

Blue Raider
Sep 2, 2006



hey vern

Do it ironically
Jul 13, 2010


I loved the Ernest movies when I was little Rest In Peace Jimmy

Blue Raider
Sep 2, 2006



moose face posted:

It was a good character. A loveable janitor with an 9" uncut dick. An absolute hammer.

BIG TIT LIL NIP
Oct 5, 2005



eat bumper booger lips

CoffeeBooze
Aug 4, 2007
Yes

Soup du Journey posted:

what the gently caress!!!! thats super dave!!!! i had no idea!!

He was also in Arrested Development!

berth ell pup
Mar 20, 2017

by FactsAreUseless


was this the theater masturbator guy?

Sid Vicious
Jan 1, 2017

Someone give me a new av thank you and good day

berth ell pup posted:

was this the theater masturbator guy?

That's Paul Reubens

Guy Mann
Mar 28, 2016

not even worth red text

Sid Vicious posted:

That's Paul Reubens

The Netflix Pee-Wee movie was pretty great.

BONE DOG
Jun 7, 2009



Sid Vicious posted:

That's Paul Reubens

I like when he was trapped with the hillbilly and his comely daughters

GreatGreen
Jul 3, 2007

THIS IS HOW YOU REMIND ME OF WHAT I REALLY AM

Death row?! You mean like the chair?
the hot seat
dead meat
deep six
it's over pal
you're outta here, bub
the groundhog's bringin' yer mail
you're pickin' turnips with a step ladder
the no tomorrow row?
that kind of row?

GreatGreen fucked around with this message at Jan 14, 2018 around 20:12

Blue Raider
Sep 2, 2006



GreatGreen posted:

Death row?! You mean like the chair?
the hot seat
dead meat
deep six
it's over pal
you're outta here, bub
the groundhog's bringin' yer mail
you're pickin' turnips with a step ladder
the no tomorrow row?
that kind of row?

youve had that av for like 10 years and it still fucks me up

Dr.Caligari
May 5, 2005

However, it is true that I have no idea what I am talking about.

moose face posted:

Ernest is a national treasure




^truth

quote:

When given the chance to have a lifelong dream fulfilled by such groups as the Make-A-Wish Foundation, several hundred terminally ill children have asked to meet Ernest. He never let them down.


He was also close to the Nashville music scene and good friend to Waylon Jennings and Hank Jr (and a ton of others)
This was taken in 1984 on the set of ĎAll My Rowdy Friends Are Coming Over Tonightí;



Jim was a legend. He did go at the best time

e; Oh, forgot to mention he was also a musician and played with many his country singer friends

Dr.Caligari fucked around with this message at Jan 14, 2018 around 21:04

happyhippy
Feb 21, 2005

Playing games, watching movies, owning goons. 'sup


Pillbug

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nIewTXCAqzA

He never was really known in the UK here, but as kids we saw his Goes to Camp one and we were imitating his Eweewewewewew for the next few years.

Ernest, Garbage Pail Kids, BMX Bandits, these were the videos we were brought up on.

GreatGreen
Jul 3, 2007

THIS IS HOW YOU REMIND ME OF WHAT I REALLY AM

Blue Raider posted:

youve had that av for like 10 years and it still fucks me up

I made a Nickelback fan mad like 10 years ago and I still carry this AV as a badge of honor because of it.

Rime
Nov 2, 2011

Bad storm coming, better run to the top of the mountain.

GreatGreen posted:

I made a Nickelback fan mad like 10 years ago and I still carry this AV as a badge of honor because of it.

I'm sitting beside the bass guitar used to record that song.

Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer

Dr.Caligari posted:

^truth



He was also close to the Nashville music scene and good friend to Waylon Jennings and Hank Jr (and a ton of others)
This was taken in 1984 on the set of ĎAll My Rowdy Friends Are Coming Over Tonightí;



Jim was a legend. He did go at the best time

e; Oh, forgot to mention he was also a musician and played with many his country singer friends

How did dudes used to walk around in jeans that look like they would push your balls up into your body? I mean skinny jeans usually have some slack in the waist/crotch those look horrible

Sid Vicious
Jan 1, 2017

Someone give me a new av thank you and good day

Rime posted:

I'm sitting beside the bass guitar used to record that song.

I'm sorry

Dr.Caligari
May 5, 2005

However, it is true that I have no idea what I am talking about.

Aesop Poprock posted:

How did dudes used to walk around in jeans that look like they would push your balls up into your body? I mean skinny jeans usually have some slack in the waist/crotch those look horrible

Anyone of those dudes in that picture could dress any way they wanted to and get away with it imo

Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer

Dr.Caligari posted:

Anyone of those dudes in that picture could dress any way they wanted to and get away with it imo

Yeah but I mean in that entire time period guys were dressing in things that look like they would devastate the male crotch

Sid Vicious
Jan 1, 2017

Someone give me a new av thank you and good day

Aesop Poprock posted:

Yeah but I mean in that entire time period guys were dressing in things that look like they would devastate the male crotch

That's actually what caused the surge in autism spectrum disorders

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Hell Yeah
Dec 25, 2012



Rime posted:

I'm sitting beside the bass guitar used to record that song.

that's hosed up

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