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Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Don't be so gloomy. After all it's not that awful. Like the fella says, in Italy for thirty years under the Borgias they had warfare, terror, murder, and bloodshed, but they produced Michelangelo, Leonardo da Vinci, and the Renaissance.



Smellrose

Guy Mann posted:

Jim Varney was talented but he used that talent to sell garbage to gullible children and rednecks so I'm glad he's dead

gently caress you gently caress off know what I mean

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Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Don't be so gloomy. After all it's not that awful. Like the fella says, in Italy for thirty years under the Borgias they had warfare, terror, murder, and bloodshed, but they produced Michelangelo, Leonardo da Vinci, and the Renaissance.



Smellrose

ernest goes to camp is a way better film than it has any right to be

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Don't be so gloomy. After all it's not that awful. Like the fella says, in Italy for thirty years under the Borgias they had warfare, terror, murder, and bloodshed, but they produced Michelangelo, Leonardo da Vinci, and the Renaissance.



Smellrose

maskenfreiheit posted:



ernest is like a happy, neoliberal version of the trade unionist scrubs janitor

there's little I wouldn't give to see a film called Ernest Starts A Union

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Don't be so gloomy. After all it's not that awful. Like the fella says, in Italy for thirty years under the Borgias they had warfare, terror, murder, and bloodshed, but they produced Michelangelo, Leonardo da Vinci, and the Renaissance.



Smellrose

Rime posted:

The villain is a district manager played by John Goodman.

Nah, John Goodman should play Ernest's best friend and reluctant strike participant.

Ed Harris should be the district manager. Or Gary Sinise.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Don't be so gloomy. After all it's not that awful. Like the fella says, in Italy for thirty years under the Borgias they had warfare, terror, murder, and bloodshed, but they produced Michelangelo, Leonardo da Vinci, and the Renaissance.



Smellrose

happyhippy posted:

Ernest is just a poor copy of Larry the Cable Guy.


/shotsfired

This is like the worst bait ever.

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Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Don't be so gloomy. After all it's not that awful. Like the fella says, in Italy for thirty years under the Borgias they had warfare, terror, murder, and bloodshed, but they produced Michelangelo, Leonardo da Vinci, and the Renaissance.



Smellrose

Untrustable posted:

In Oklahoma Ernest was the spokesman for Braums Ice Cream and Dairy stores. What was he the spokesman for in everyone else's state?

He was on a giant billboard for a car dealership in either Roseville or Sacramento for many, many years.

Couldn't find a picture of that billboard, but I found the ad:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NH6ax7EtCd8

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