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maskenfreiheit
Dec 30, 2004


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FuhrerHat
Feb 26, 2004
THE INTERNET PAID ME TO FUCK A HIGH SCHOOL MIDGET


pretty good

Honky Dong Country
Feb 11, 2015

Unnnnngh


Dinosaur Gum

What a fuckin' idiot. Just elbow drop that motherfucker until he shits his pants.

Ride The Gravitron
May 2, 2008
Probation
Can't post for 21 hours!



Lol

maskenfreiheit
Dec 30, 2004


he's presenting himself

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007

gimme those gat dang candies



that's the most sexually charged performance i've ever seen

Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer

loving Daniel Bryan is basically impossible

Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer

There are prison yards full of dudes just rolling around like this avoiding dicks, like dozens at a time

Horseshoe theory
Mar 7, 2005

the wise man bowed his head solemnly and spoke: "there's actually zero difference between good & bad things. you imbecile. you fucking moron"

Thought it was going to be Muhammad Ali-Antonio Inoki footage of Inoki leg kick Ali from the crab position - shameful.

maskenfreiheit
Dec 30, 2004


Aesop Poprock posted:

There are prison yards full of dudes just rolling around like this avoiding dicks, like dozens at a time

crabs in a bucket

Honky Dong Country
Feb 11, 2015

Unnnnngh


Dinosaur Gum

Aesop Poprock posted:

There are prison yards full of dudes just rolling around like this avoiding dicks, like dozens at a time

The infirmary is full of broken noses from dudes falling on their faces attempting to gently caress em' anyway.

Jikes
Dec 18, 2005
Probation
Can't post for 23 days!


Dad, I don't think I'm gonna do hamster style any more

Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer

I have to mention that this guy was literally, no joke, the most popular wrestler in the world around 2013 and won the WWE title lol

the crab stance works

Pawn 17
Dec 17, 2000

> access main security grid
access: PERMISSION DENIED.





Grimey Drawer

Boston crab is the special move for crab stance

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j2TjUT94I_I

Honky Dong Country
Feb 11, 2015

Unnnnngh


Dinosaur Gum

That's not even a crab stance. Crabs gently caress your poo poo up, they don't just ball up like a bitch.

Knifecrab would ruin that dude.

Honky Dong Country fucked around with this message at Jan 13, 2018 around 03:52

Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer

Pawn 17 posted:

Boston crab is the special move for crab stance

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j2TjUT94I_I

I showed this to an amateur wrestler client I work on and he got so mad he had to poop

Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer

That's kind of a true story but in reality he was having stomach issues and reacting strongly to the video almost made him poo poo himself

Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer

Honky Dong Country posted:

That's not even a crab stance. Crabs gently caress your poo poo up, they don't just ball up like a bitch.

Knifecrab would ruin that dude.

Here's a bunch of starfish crabs getting reminded of their place by the icy finger of god

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lAupJzH31tc

maskenfreiheit
Dec 30, 2004


crab stance defeats all

https://i.imgur.com/etITACT.mp4

Papa Emeritus III
Jul 7, 2017

[A MESSAGE FROM THE CLERGY]

Dat's Pussy Trap, bitch!

Deal with it.


lmao


Aesop Poprock posted:

That's kind of a true story but in reality he was having stomach issues and reacting strongly to the video almost made him poo poo himself

I still want a sparring match, my friend. Afterwards, we can drink each other stupid.

ContraBoss
Dec 6, 2005

Well *I* only read the New Yorker and eat Fancy Feast.


Honky Dong Country posted:

That's not even a crab stance. Crabs gently caress your poo poo up, they don't just ball up like a bitch.

Knifecrab would ruin that dude.

Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer


Haha is there a video of this somewhere


Papa Emeritus III posted:

lmao


I still want a sparring match, my friend. Afterwards, we can drink each other stupid.

Very well. We can make this happen

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015



wouldnít work in soccer.

Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer

Also here's Daniel Bryan ranting about bears for seemingly no reason on commentary

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wKvgCTdGMt0

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015



Aesop Poprock posted:

Also here's Daniel Bryan ranting about bears for seemingly no reason on commentary

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wKvgCTdGMt0

Doesnít he have some pants he can throw on when heís announcing?

maskenfreiheit
Dec 30, 2004


Aesop Poprock posted:

Haha is there a video of this somewhere


Very well. We can make this happen

it is a video, look at the source

Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer

ClamdestineBoyster posted:

Doesnít he have some pants he can throw on when heís announcing?

Why would you wear pants in an environment where it's not expected of you

Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer

maskenfreiheit posted:

it is a video, look at the source



lol I meant with sound, I was not being clear

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015



Aesop Poprock posted:

Why would you wear pants in an environment where it's not expected of you

Love of pants idk?

maskenfreiheit
Dec 30, 2004


Pockets are good and pants let you store more cargo

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015



Iím wearing pants right now. Nobody is making me. Iím just sittin here in muh pants.

maskenfreiheit
Dec 30, 2004


currently wearing sweatpants, a tshirt, and nothing else. for just 2.99 a minute you can find out more

Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer

I'm in my underwear and a t-shirt because I'm sitting on my bed watching Norm Macdonald because I'm done working for the day and I'm not going anywhere for like 3 hours. Lol if you wear pants at any point when you're at home

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015



I got other pants I can wear too. P cool.

Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer

Pants suck!!

Escape Addict
Jan 25, 2012

YOSPOS


CRAB BATTLE!

maskenfreiheit
Dec 30, 2004


Escape Addict posted:

CRAB BATTLE!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gvvJE6_as2M

AEMINAL
May 22, 2015

#gbs @ irc.synirc.net


Lol!


Why aren't you chatting on #gbs irc?!?? log onto irc.synirc.net today and chat like its 2017

Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer

I don't know if the crab stance can stand up to Charlie Murphy's Chicago Ridgehand

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ydYPvI0w3H8

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maskenfreiheit
Dec 30, 2004


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