your boxing skills cannot defeat my crab stance

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The Something Awful Forums > Main > General Bullshit > your boxing skills cannot defeat my crab stance

What a fuckin' idiot. Just elbow drop that motherfucker until he shits his pants.

# ¿ Jan 13, 2018 03:57

# ¿ Apr 24, 2024 09:27

There are prison yards full of dudes just rolling around like this avoiding dicks, like dozens at a time

The infirmary is full of broken noses from dudes falling on their faces attempting to gently caress em' anyway.

# ¿ Jan 13, 2018 04:43

That's not even a crab stance. Crabs gently caress your poo poo up, they don't just ball up like a bitch. :colbert:

Knifecrab would ruin that dude.

Honky Dong Country fucked around with this message at 04:52 on Jan 13, 2018

# ¿ Jan 13, 2018 04:50

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