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null
Feb 19, 2003

by Nyc_Tattoo


Fun Shoe

When I started to explain the forums to mine he seemed to get even more bored than normal, but when I got to memes (aka "image macros" as we know them) his eyes lit up.

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my bat mitzvah ROCKED
Mar 13, 2002



I don't go to a therapist because I'm not all hosed up

Zazi
Jan 14, 2005
I once gave a homeless man all of my spare change. Little did he know, the coins were made of poison.

Jesus christ no, man you gotta keep some things to yourself.

Uncle Enzo
Apr 28, 2008


I have wondered if constant staring into the abyss has affected my mental health over the years.

We Know Catheters
Jan 14, 2006

Sounding for the greater good

No, I try to keep personal details to myself.

null
Feb 19, 2003

by Nyc_Tattoo


Fun Shoe

I chose the thread icon, Stone Cold Steve Austin coming out of the shadows, as a symbol. If you haven't discussed being a goon with your therapist perhaps it's time to have that talk.

Statutory Ape
Sep 12, 2017

Playoff Pats Poster

Feel free to ignore.


in 2006 or 2007 i told a gf i was reading something here


she read fark


btich

null
Feb 19, 2003

by Nyc_Tattoo


Fun Shoe

my bat mitzvah ROCKED posted:

I don't go to a therapist because I'm not all hosed up

Why do you think that is?

Statutory Ape
Sep 12, 2017

Playoff Pats Poster

Feel free to ignore.


Do therapists have free pizza like planet fitness or anything

Statutory Ape
Sep 12, 2017

Playoff Pats Poster

Feel free to ignore.


Otherwise i dont realy see fhe point

my bat mitzvah ROCKED
Mar 13, 2002



null posted:

Why do you think that is?

I grew up very poor so everything seems very awesome now

Creed Reunion Tour
Jul 3, 2007


Grimey Drawer

No, but I had to explain to her, over multiple sessions, about the inherit racism in My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic. I'm not sure she agreed so I stopped going.

ikanreed
Sep 25, 2009

Rise and shine, master leprechaun.


Creed Reunion Tour posted:

No, but I had to explain to her, over multiple sessions, about the inherit racism in My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic. I'm not sure she agreed so I stopped going.

A therapist who isn't woke to such basic truths can't help you

maskenfreiheit
Dec 30, 2004
Probation
Can't post for 22 days!


i ran into my therapist on okcupid once

macdonal hamborkles
Mar 29, 2010
text

If your therapist isn't the bottom of a beer glass then I don't know what to say to you.

King of Bees
Dec 28, 2012


Gravy Boat 2k

My therapy sessions are more like coffee clatches where we talk about the latest forums dramas.

BigBadSteve
Apr 29, 2009

In a world gone mad,
we will not spank the monkey,
but the monkey will spank us.

I don't think I have mentioned my Forums posting to my shrink. Maybe on a subconscious level I'm afraid that if he read my funny, incisive and intelligent posts, he'd immediately decide that I'm too balanced to keep seeing him.

maskenfreiheit
Dec 30, 2004
Probation
Can't post for 22 days!


on my more paranoid days i think maybe some of the mr robot "i doxed my therapist stuff" is based on my life

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

Skaven spotted!


Good Lord no

Statutory Ape
Sep 12, 2017

Playoff Pats Poster

Feel free to ignore.


maskenfreiheit posted:

i ran into my therapist on okcupid once

sever

maskenfreiheit
Dec 30, 2004
Probation
Can't post for 22 days!



85% match, and the only thing dropping it to that was I was more into casual stuff. she was good about not answering any juicy questions publicly sadly, so it was all boring things like "do you enjoy hiking? yes/no".

i was smart enough to do it in invisible mode at least

Wamdoodle
May 15, 2007

Yes, it is what it looks like!

Grimey Drawer

null posted:

When I started to explain the forums to mine he seemed to get even more bored than normal, but when I got to memes (aka "image macros" as we know them) his eyes lit up.

Did you mention SWAP.avi? That will be good for a session.

Beefeater
May 17, 2003

I'm hungry.


Biscuit Hider

I don't have a therapist, but if I did I bet they'd say "I don't care about your nerd bullshit. Now tell me if you think the ink blot on this cue card looks like a vagina."

givepatajob
Apr 8, 2003

One finds that this is the best of all possible worlds.


Dinosaur Gum

No, but my rapist does.

a peck of pickled peckers
Aug 3, 2014



Things I hide from my therapist: my goon status, my true levels of alcohol consumption, and my desire to kill myself.

Cnut the Great
Mar 30, 2014


I think that's one of the things that triggers the duty to report.

maskenfreiheit
Dec 30, 2004
Probation
Can't post for 22 days!


Cnut the Great posted:

I think that's one of the things that triggers the duty to report.

only if you post in fyad

Konar
Dec 14, 2006


my bat mitzvah ROCKED posted:

I don't go to a therapist because I'm not all hosed up

Same except I'm really hosed up

Peetown Manning
Jan 21, 2017


"I just try to express myself and post but all they say is 'suck my dang dick' and make fun of me."

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015



I just print out a few pages of gbs and specifically ask for qualudes and they ususally write a gently caress off amount prescription with refills so they donít have to put up with my poo poo.

frogge
Apr 7, 2006



I found out my girlfriend reads reddit. Is it time to sender?

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Grevling
Dec 18, 2016


My therapist is goons.

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