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null
Feb 19, 2003

by FactsAreUseless


Fun Shoe

He doesn't die in the end.

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Taintrunner
Apr 10, 2017






null posted:

He doesn't die in the end.

he will in the sequel

probably from old age after 8 years in the White House because America is a shithole

Tunicate
May 15, 2012




Taintrunner posted:

he will in the sequel

probably from old age after 8 years in the White House because America is a shithole

The Orb has made him eternal.

ikanreed
Sep 25, 2009

Rise and shine, master leprechaun.




Taintrunner posted:

he will in the sequel

probably from old age after 8 years in the White House because America is a shithole

Lol enjoy your secret service visit

freckle
Apr 6, 2016





good. i prefer stories where the handsome and strong hero survives.

cuntman.net
Mar 1, 2013



hillary clintons true form is a giant spider

Pener Kropoopkin
Jan 30, 2013

Fully Automated
Luxury Space Dog


Tunicate posted:

The Orb has made him eternal.

What you knew as "Trump" is now but a mere vessel of LOC-NAR

cuntman.net
Mar 1, 2013



rosebud was the name of a mcdonalds burger

Pantsuit
Oct 27, 2013



actual spoiler: hes gay and sucks dick

Yinlock
Oct 21, 2008




freckle posted:

good. i prefer stories where the handsome and strong hero survives.

wolff made it out okay iirc

Jim Long-un
May 28, 2010

Well the word got around they said this kid is insane, man
Banged in the mouth and now he's got AIDS, man


cuntman.net posted:

rosebud was the name of a mcdonalds burger

cuntman.net
Mar 1, 2013



Yinlock posted:

wolff made it out okay iirc

i was worried about his sanity after the terrifying incident where he ran over fred "christ" trump with a boat sending him back to his slumber in his house beneath the waves so im glad hes doing fine

null
Feb 19, 2003

by FactsAreUseless


Fun Shoe

I picked up my copy of the book last night and it just so happened to be a first edition, no big deal.

Yinlock
Oct 21, 2008




cuntman.net posted:

i was worried about his sanity after the terrifying incident where he ran over fred "christ" trump with a boat sending him back to his slumber in his house beneath the waves so im glad hes doing fine

i knew he was going to live after he somehow managed to fight off an ambush by the Piss Wraiths, he has plot armor

tadashi
Feb 20, 2006



He kills sharks so he can fold their DNA into his own. It's the only explanation for how he has lived this long.

Brother Friendship
Jul 12, 2013



cuntman.net posted:

rosebud was the name of a mcdonalds burger

Good soup!
Nov 1, 2010

i take all that's mine
i've been playing this game well before your time



Lipstick Apathy

cuntman.net posted:

rosebud was the name of a mcdonalds burger

*empty big mac box falls from hand on to floor*

*the grimace enters, checks pulse, and puts sheet over trump's head*

Good soup!
Nov 1, 2010

i take all that's mine
i've been playing this game well before your time



Lipstick Apathy

lol i just found out there's a mcdonalds wiki

null
Feb 19, 2003

by FactsAreUseless


Fun Shoe

anyone know what a first edition copy is worth? I could check eBay but what I really need is a goon book expert

etalian
Mar 20, 2006


Yinlock posted:

wolff made it out okay iirc

The story how he was allowed to wander around the WH like a free range chicken owned just because Trump liked his positive article.

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Charles Mansion
Oct 20, 2008


Young Orc

etalian posted:

The story how he was allowed to wander around the WH like a free range chicken owned just because Trump liked his positive article.

Wasn't the article actually critical of Trump, and he just liked the cover image?

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