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alnilam




The classic byob debate

is cereal a soup

is soup a soup

is the entire earth but a continent soup

talk about the many deep soup questions itt

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Koishi Komeiji


alnilam posted:

is soup a soup

Surprisingly no, soup is not a soup but a type of wet sandwich. Sometimes called "The mariner's mistake" soup was invented by American sailors in the 1970s who, when coming back ashore after a long trip would customarily order a sandwich with so much ketchup, mustard, and mayonnaise that it had to be served in a bowl. One such sailor upon being served his sandwich in a bowl commented "I ordered a sandwich not soup!" and the name just kind of stuck.

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Splatmaster


HAIKOOLIGAN

BYOB is a soup of awesome posters in a liquid miasma of chill

BYOB fun all year long! Sigs by: Manifisto and Vanisher, awesome BYOB people!!

Barking Gecko

No wuckers, mate.

Is primordial soup a soup? If so, are all living things descended from soup? Are we all soup?


Click on Mahoro.

Splatmaster


HAIKOOLIGAN

Barking Gecko posted:

Is primordial soup a soup? If so, are all living things descended from soup? Are we all soup?

We are soup contemplating itself ITT

BYOB fun all year long! Sigs by: Manifisto and Vanisher, awesome BYOB people!!

Twenty Four

HAIKOOLIGAN
Is a lake a big bowl of fish soup?


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alnilam




Koishi Komeiji posted:

Surprisingly no, soup is not a soup but a type of wet sandwich. Sometimes called "The mariner's mistake" soup was invented by American sailors in the 1970s who, when coming back ashore after a long trip would customarily order a sandwich with so much ketchup, mustard, and mayonnaise that it had to be served in a bowl. One such sailor upon being served his sandwich in a bowl commented "I ordered a sandwich not soup!" and the name just kind of stuck.

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amazing how sometimes the deepest insights can come from the humblest everyman

blaise rascal

"Duke, Duke, Duke, Duke of Pearl...."

A policeman in full riot gear drags me through the streets, blood running down my face.
"Iced tea is a soup!" I shout at the startled passersby.
The policeman brutally backhands me, and I fall forward onto my hands and knees, retching.
"Iced tea is a soup!" I scream. "Speak truth to power!"
The policeman shoves me into the back of an unmarked van. Somewhere distant, a dog howls.

alnilam




Al: and now that we've slathered down a generous layer of mortar, we can begin planning the tiles

Tim, thoughtfully: it's like the... thick layer of cheese on top of french onion soup

Al: not quite, Tim

Tim: ueuhhh?

Twenty Four

HAIKOOLIGAN
*Standing on the deck of the Titanic as it sinks, watching hundreds of people freezing in the water, nudging the person next to me and pointing*

"Lol cold people soup!"


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little munchkin


Nothing's better for cooling off after a hot day than a tall glass of ice cube soup.

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Splatmaster


HAIKOOLIGAN

Any mixed drink or drink "on the rocks" is booze soup

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Cyberpunkey Monkey


Many moons ago, I went to a restaurant called The People's Soup. It was commie af. Good soup and good comradeship too.

Now all I'm saying is that you'll never see The People's Sandwich.

cda


There's nothing in the rule book that says air can't be soup.

Kthulhu5000

Coulda, woulda, shoulda
bought
a
TurboGrafx-16

I know this much: an ice cream sundae is kin to mashed potatoes .

Barking Gecko

No wuckers, mate.

cda posted:

There's nothing in the rule book that says air can't be soup.

This is true. After all, we have expressions like "Fog as thick as pea soup."

Barking Gecko fucked around with this message at Jan 14, 2018 around 15:23

HotSoapyBeard

I'm a really cool nice dad
HAIKOOLIGAN

alnilam posted:

talk about the many deep soup questions itt

Sorry to be pedantic but it’s not “deep soup” it’s a “soup lake” alternatively “food lake”

Starman Super DX

This title text is surprisingly sturdy.

“I’d like to order a big soup please.”
“We don’t have a big soup.”
“Can you take two small soups and put it in a big bowl?”
“We don’t have any big bowls.”

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btw ty Birdcon for the sweet spring sig

alnilam




Starman Super DX posted:

“I’d like to order a big soup please.”
“We don’t have a big soup.”
“Can you take two small soups and put it in a big bowl?”
“We don’t have any big bowls.”

"okay can you just plug up your sinkand pour several small soups into it and I'll use that?"

el dorito

Starman Super DX posted:

“I’d like to order a big soup please.”
“We don’t have a big soup.”
“Can you take two small soups and put it in a big bowl?”
“We don’t have any big bowls.”

“Can you give me an empty pitcher and several small bowls of soup?”

Twenty Four

HAIKOOLIGAN
*Pours a cup of chicken noodle soup into a bowl of cream of mushroom soup and makes "soup soup"*


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Starman Super DX

This title text is surprisingly sturdy.

alnilam posted:

"okay can you just plug up your sinkand pour several small soups into it and I'll use that?"

el dorito posted:

“Can you give me an empty pitcher and several small bowls of soup?”

some big soup questions have many big soup answers 🤔

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btw ty Birdcon for the sweet spring sig

Starman Super DX

This title text is surprisingly sturdy.

requesting new clan tag “Big Soup” quotes incl.

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btw ty Birdcon for the sweet spring sig

alnilam




MUST SEE - 14 tricks Big Soup doesn't want you to Know

drilldo squirt


Humans are sentient bags of soup that make other soups and eats them. Really makes you think.


drilldo squirt


Oil is very old soup.


Manifisto


Splatmaster posted:

BYOB is a soup of awesome posters in a liquid miasma of chill


thank you Plant MONSTER. for the bee

alnilam




Splatmaster


HAIKOOLIGAN

BYOB fun all year long! Sigs by: Manifisto and Vanisher, awesome BYOB people!!

Cyberpunkey Monkey



byob historian

     b e e p

when i lived in viet nam i learned pho khong xup which transl8s 2 pho aint no soup at all

Augus posted:

thats so dumb lol

mrbradlymrmartin posted:

roll joints burn them

Mariana Horchata posted:

p fkn baked, idk

juche avocado toast posted:

this post needed more time in workshopping
drilldo squirt


Its soup.


Starman Super DX

This title text is surprisingly sturdy.

Fetish art of me being stepped on by a giant Joel McHale.

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btw ty Birdcon for the sweet spring sig

Twenty Four

HAIKOOLIGAN
*Pours some water in a half empty bottle of multivitamins and creates the most nutrient packed soup to date*


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drilldo squirt


If you think about it the desert is dehydrated soup.


Clyfe

These are Sage Questions only Artificial Intelligence can Decide...Or a quick video game.

http://soup.gua-le-ni.com

A Million Death Cubes Running a Million Million Simulations of Human Nature

HotSoapyBeard

I'm a really cool nice dad
HAIKOOLIGAN
If a soup is deeper than it is wide, is that when it’s a drink?

Cyberpunkey Monkey


Also at what viscosity does a soup become a stew or conversely a broth?

Senior Management




Is chili a soup?



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Starman Super DX

This title text is surprisingly sturdy.

Senior Management posted:

Is chili a soup?

I'm sorry but we're going to have to ask you to leave.

Jesus, there's one every year...

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