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Dolphin
Dec 5, 2008
Probation
Can't post for 6 hours!


I was just thinking about it and like it's not socially acceptable to eat boogers or toenails or eyelashes but for some reason it's totally okay to eat scabs? I guess it makes sense from the standpoint of if you're injured you need extra nourishment but still it seems somewhat gross

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ContraBoss
Dec 6, 2005

Well *I* only read the New Yorker and eat Fancy Feast.

Lol if you don’t collect all those things in a shot glass and shoot it at the end of every month

Sid Vicious
Jan 1, 2017

All-around good dude

I also eat the dry poop on my butt

Sid Vicious
Jan 1, 2017

All-around good dude

Plus I don't know how to wipe

FreakerByTheSpeaker
Dec 3, 2006

You got your good things
And I've got mine


Sure, eat your own scab and it's no big deal.

But try and eat someone else's scab and everyone thinks you're a monster.

Kuato
Feb 25, 2005

COMFY FLEECE SWEATERS ALT ACCOUNT

Buglord

I eat scabs too. I don’t think breaking with the union and going to work for “the man” is the right thing to do tbqh.

Spinster
Jul 15, 2017

Madre di GBS


Grossest GBS thread title I've read yet.

Beefeater
May 17, 2003

I'm hungry.


Biscuit Hider

I'm supposed to be eating those?

shovelbum
Oct 21, 2010

a whole new doctrine

Sid Vicious posted:

I also eat the dry poop on my butt

Who was the guy who let poop dry on his butt and then peeled off the poop skins and saved thousands of them under his sink

gleebster
Dec 16, 2006

Only a howler

Beefeater posted:

I'm supposed to be eating those?

Why, who have you been feeding them to?

Booourns
Jan 20, 2004
Please send a report when you see me complain about other posters and threads outside of QCS

~thanks!

At least it's not keyboard goop I guess

Split Pea Superman
Dec 16, 2010


Kuato posted:

I eat scabs too. I don’t think breaking with the union and going to work for “the man” is the right thing to do tbqh.

moose face
Jun 7, 2009

For he goes birling down a-down white water

That's where the log driver learns to step lightly


Why waste the protein and iron?

Recycling and poo poo

Nevvy Z
Jan 3, 2004



moose face posted:

Why waste the protein and iron?

Recycling and poo poo

I mean yeah bro eat your own poo too. Drink your sweat. It's all just you right?

Kuato
Feb 25, 2005

COMFY FLEECE SWEATERS ALT ACCOUNT

Buglord

Nevvy Z posted:

I mean yeah bro eat your own poo too. Drink your sweat. It's all just you right?

Waste not want not

OMFG FURRY
Jul 10, 2006

[snarky comment]

i have a pet rat that grooms my back acne so I guess I should be more aware about eating my own back acne scabs.

dudes been getting a free ride for way too long

central dogma
Feb 25, 2012


Sid Vicious posted:

I also eat the dry poop on my butt

Drink more water.

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

If you have a tiny dog you should be arrested and the dog placed on a tiny dog rocket and fired into the sun!!!

Ramrod XTreme

lol if u ain't def to let brank rear end homies go trip to yo self on you scab rear end bitch

Ponies Ist Krieg
Dec 10, 2017

Blastbeats are magic

I made a chip butty with sweet potato fries,vegenaise and sriracha and tomato on a everything bagel for
Funsies for lunch, and to sample fine British cuisine. I have gained, dark, and terrible powers.
it tasted pretty good in a bar food sort of way.

don't eat scabs you loving mutants.

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003
Probation
Can't post for 48 hours!


OMFG FURRY posted:

i have a pet rat that grooms my back acne so I guess I should be more aware about eating my own back acne scabs.

dudes been getting a free ride for way too long

hmm

insulated staircase
Aug 21, 2014



really expected this to be a Pick thread

NightshadeGenitals
Dec 27, 2017



Not losing those gains.

Dolphin
Dec 5, 2008
Probation
Can't post for 6 hours!


Ponies Ist Krieg posted:

don't eat scabs you loving mutants.
oh look who thinks they're better than everyone else. let me guess, youre gluten intolerant

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010


NightshadeGenitals posted:

Not losing those gains.

Joe Mama Poonana
Sep 12, 2014



nothin better than a scab, nail and umbilical cord casserole

amusinginquiry
Nov 8, 2009



College Slice

There was a girl in middle school that everyone made fun of because she ate her scabs. They called her "bacon bits" which really wasn't very creative. I feel bad thinking about it.

Kak
Sep 27, 2002


I've never eaten a scab or a booger. I might have accidentally tasted my pee though.

Sid Vicious
Jan 1, 2017

All-around good dude

amusinginquiry posted:

There was a girl in middle school that everyone made fun of because she ate her scabs. They called her "bacon bits" which really wasn't very creative. I feel bad thinking about it.

That's actually hilarious

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

*Suck My Balls*

dine upon mine freakin' balls instead OP!

echronorian
Jan 6, 2007

gotta love me

I drip em on my salad like shaved almond, mmmmm mmmmm!!

Mariana Horchata
Jun 30, 2008

She said real life
sucks losers dry
If you want to fuck with the eagles
you have to learn to fly




College Slice

consider intercourse

Koyaanisgoatse
Apr 23, 2014



i have morgellons

mind the walrus
Sep 22, 2006

Light city
Bright streets

When is a scab big enough that you're not just flicking dead cells into your mouth, but an actual thing that you're consciously eating?

amusinginquiry
Nov 8, 2009



College Slice

Sid Vicious posted:

That's actually hilarious

We probably did lasting psychological damage to bacon bits. That is NOT hilarious

naem
May 29, 2011



amusinginquiry posted:

There was a girl in middle school that everyone made fun of because she ate her scabs. They called her "bacon bits" which really wasn't very creative. I feel bad thinking about it.

I knew a guy named Richard bacon and everyone called him dick bacon but he was ok with it

Asshole Rose
Dec 28, 2017


It's delicious you loving fag

Sid Vicious
Jan 1, 2017

All-around good dude

amusinginquiry posted:

We probably did lasting psychological damage to bacon bits. That is NOT hilarious

Idk I'm cracking up over here

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Dolphin
Dec 5, 2008
Probation
Can't post for 6 hours!


As far as bullying goes "bacon bits" seems pretty tame. At my school they would have called her "baco-bitch"

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