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Bulgogi Hoagie
Jun 1, 2012

We

https://twitter.com/hawaii/status/952241478536867840

rip i guess

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tao of lmao
Oct 9, 2005


Uhhh, be safe everyone! wtf

Fansy
Feb 26, 2013



Grimey Drawer

get behind the shield noobs

Powershift
Nov 23, 2009

Ran when parked




Trump's real mad about that birth certificate, isn't he.

unpacked robinhood
Feb 18, 2013
Probation
Can't post for 14 days!


Thoughs and Pryers

Bulgogi Hoagie
Jun 1, 2012

We

lmao never mind apocalypse averted everyone

https://twitter.com/nutzfordbucks/s...243050675281922

Bulgogi Hoagie
Jun 1, 2012

We

https://twitter.com/tulsigabbard/st...243723525677056

https://twitter.com/vrunt/status/952244698038652929

Not the Messiah
Jan 7, 2018

I donated to help Lowtax buy his cyborg parts and all I got was someone else buying me this shitty icon


Buglord


How in the hell do you accidentally send out an alert that there's a nuke coming

Like a tornado or tsunami I could understand, but a ballistic missile

VikingSkull
Jan 23, 2017
Hillary Clinton/Sonic fanfic, it's so hawt.

"That's no good, no one has the right to touch you.

Want more? Ask!

PAID FOR BY THE SONIC SCREW (best typo it stays)

what lol

AEMINAL
May 22, 2015

#gbs @ irc.synirc.net


god drat thats one hell of a false alarm, jesus christ

Mordja
Apr 26, 2014



Haha, whoops, my bad guys, I accidentally spilled my Code Red over the board.

Mordja
Apr 26, 2014



I hope I don't get in trouble.

unpacked robinhood
Feb 18, 2013
Probation
Can't post for 14 days!


Any looting happen between the tweets ?

Powershift
Nov 23, 2009

Ran when parked




unpacked robinhood posted:

Any looting happen between the tweets ?

A lot of people don't have twitter.

There are probably thousands of people in Hawaii right now living like there's no tomorrrow.

Sid Vicious
Jan 1, 2017

It's something unpredictable,but in the end is right, I hope you had the time of your life


Do you think anyone killed themselves

basic hitler
Dec 28, 2006

IF YOU SEE ME BITCHING ABOUT BEING POOR ITS PROBABLY BECAUSE IM OUT OF HEROIN AGAIN


I was literally going through my nuclear war options and where to head to avoid the most exposure to ionizing radiation in the event this attack triggered a full response from all nations

gently caress man that's scary.

Bulgogi Hoagie
Jun 1, 2012

We

https://twitter.com/jonyiveparody/s...245370003836928

i like that
May 22, 2016

This is better than my previous avatar.


Trolling/hacked. They should probably take better security measures huh

Addamere
Jan 3, 2010

let me tell u about swimming for 30 posts in a row


unpacked robinhood posted:

Any looting happen between the tweets ?

they stole hawaii

Desperate Character
Apr 13, 2009


Powershift posted:

A lot of people don't have twitter.

There are probably thousands of people in Hawaii right now living like there's no tomorrrow.

they actually sent out a phone alert so uh this could be bad

what the hell do you tell people now that it was wrong

amusinginquiry
Nov 8, 2009



College Slice

Has trump tweeted about how Hawaii should learn some twitter discipline yet? Sad!

Take the plunge! Okay!
Feb 24, 2007



basic hitler posted:

I was literally going through my nuclear war options and where to head to avoid the most exposure to ionizing radiation in the event this attack triggered a full response from all nations

gently caress man that's scary.

The trick is to get obliterated in the first strike, HTH

Evil Agita
Feb 25, 2005

Lord Fool, give me another chance. I'll prove my strength to you!

Well it's loving pandemonium here

extra stout
Feb 24, 2005

ISILDUR's ERR


*puts down pizza with ham and pineapple on it, sweat collecting in my hawaiian shirt version of a john rambo headband*

gently caress

OMGVBFLOL
Dec 20, 2003


jesus loving christ

Beefeater
May 17, 2003

I'm hungry.


Hair Elf

Every last man, woman and child in Hawaii collectively crapped their pants this morning, story at 11.

i like that
May 22, 2016

This is better than my previous avatar.


Aren't you glad to have an alpha male president and no uppity women or minorities in management? They sure annoying why they gotta be such a nag? Men just chill and like to kick back and make sure the #win train just keeps on riding cuz that's what they do best I want to have a beer with them......

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003

no meds = f4

Grimey Drawer

im glad the loving retard boomers got so bored of not living under cold war style existential dread they decided to craft a new one from whole cloth, you know, for nostalgia.

Powershift
Nov 23, 2009

Ran when parked




Is there some kind of leeway for crimes committed when you believed you were about to be vaporized?

I'm asking for a friend.

Evil Agita
Feb 25, 2005

Lord Fool, give me another chance. I'll prove my strength to you!

It's cold outside and people are wearing socks with their slippers so you know it's serious

basic hitler
Dec 28, 2006

IF YOU SEE ME BITCHING ABOUT BEING POOR ITS PROBABLY BECAUSE IM OUT OF HEROIN AGAIN


I bet there was actually a loving missile launch; it was intercepted and they've chosen to ignore it and ignore the consequences that would necessarily follow admission of being attacked by a nuke (a nuclear response that could trigger counter-responses from like 3 other nations)

that's where my paranoid mind is going anyway.

We were almost nuked guys.

FPzero
Oct 20, 2008

You just have to be someone you can be proud of.

If you just do it, things will turn out okay.


Jesus christ, someone is getting loving fired over this.

Harald
Jul 9, 2009

LINKIN PARK




there's no ballistic missile, it's a cruise missile

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003

no meds = f4

Grimey Drawer

FPzero posted:

Jesus christ, someone is getting loving fired over this.

ya, on the tip of fucken ICBM

OMGVBFLOL
Dec 20, 2003


i was going to say “someone’s getting fired” but i realized this was almost certainly a federal employee’s fuckup so

daaaaayum, someone’s getting transferred!!

EorayMel
May 29, 2015

You got the fluffy kitty kitty!

Somewhere in North Korea, Kim Jong-un paints a wall white after a bout of masturbation vigorous enough to give a 70 year-old man a heartattack.

Uncle Wemus
Mar 4, 2004

Majored in
Advanced Giygas Theory


Finally something to get ride of the drat haoles

World War Mammories
Aug 25, 2006

Silent Majority
DESTROYER OF WORLDS



blueballs

Desperate Character
Apr 13, 2009


i just want one day in 2018 without all this sheer insanity so I dont have to sit at my computer looking at the news and just sit at my computer playing video games instead

can 2019 come already im done with this crazy loving year

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Powershift
Nov 23, 2009

Ran when parked




Wait......

Did the US fire back?

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