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Nervous
Jan 25, 2005

Why, hello, my little slice of pecan pie.

Here's a picture of a goat. Goat's are cool and good animals and they are my friend.



Also the Patriots are blowing out the Titans to the surprise of no one.

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Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



I'm gonna go down to my sis's farm and put Patriots hats on all the goats

DJExile
Jun 27, 2007

If loving you is binturong, I don't want to binturight.

goats yell in all sorts of funny ways and it's adorable

Silly Burrito
Nov 26, 2007

HE'S OVER FIVE THOUSAAAAAAND!!!!!


Lipstick Apathy

Goats appreciate pancakes.

Qwijib0
Apr 10, 2007

Who needs on-field skills when you can dance like this?


Fun Shoe

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bSQc_A2ugR8

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008




College Slice

Eifert Posting
Mar 31, 2007

Atkins diet


I had saag gosht last night and it was delicious.

Doltos
Dec 28, 2005

If you meet the Buddha in the lane, feed him the ball.

Tiny little fat goats are the best there's three that live on a farm up north from me thats all I have to say about that

Probably Magic
Oct 9, 2012

someone, somewhere, has talked trash about the university of kansas, and this is very unacceptable


When I was a kid, my family owned a goat and it owned.

Doltos
Dec 28, 2005

If you meet the Buddha in the lane, feed him the ball.

here's the goats I was talking about the one on the left kept headbutting my hand

hifi
Jul 25, 2012


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hpsh8dYl7PE

Moneyball
Jul 11, 2005

Ovechkin!


DJExile posted:

goats yell in all sorts of funny ways and it's adorable

Yeah

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rFTRmjimtCc

Yodzilla
Apr 29, 2005

Now who looks even dumber?

Beef Witch


Goats are pretty much the goofiest animals in existence and I love them.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wy5xZ68oEmI

Burginator
Sep 10, 2007

It's far more dangerous than it looks


Oh the last show I worked, we had a day where we were filming the cast of our show doing goat yoga and they needed people to jump in to shots as an extra so if you see a fat guy doing goat yoga on CMT in a few months it was probably me and it was the best day

Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 9, 2007



Someone post videos of goats climbing up 89 degree inclines. Not me I'm too lazy.

mastershakeman
Oct 28, 2008

This neckbearded nerd has incredibly stupid opinions on fantasy firearms.

"Remember, Mastershakeman is literally always wrong."




Mel Mudkiper
Jan 19, 2012

This is cyber bulling and I will not stand for it.


like did goats ever have a point or did we just keep them around on farms because they were rad

A.o.D.
Jan 15, 2006

The Suffering of the Succotash.


Mel Mudkiper posted:

like did goats ever have a point or did we just keep them around on farms because they were rad

They taste really good.

Coldforge
Oct 29, 2002

I knew it would be bad.
I didn't know it would be so stupid.


A.o.D. posted:

They taste really good.

Also they’re great garbage disposal, though not as good as pigs, which pretty much sums up a goat.

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



Goats do all the stuff what you consider regular farm animals do, except suited to more arid climates and rocky terrain.

Except eggs, you get hit in the dick instead of eggs.

Anals of History
Jul 29, 2003




W A S T E D

DJExile
Jun 27, 2007

If loving you is binturong, I don't want to binturight.


i will never not love this gif

seiferguy
Jun 9, 2005

FLAWED
INTUITION


Fun Shoe

Coldforge posted:

Also they’re great garbage disposal, though not as good as pigs, which pretty much sums up a goat.

There's companies who you can hire that will basically throw up a small fence and throw goats out to mow down everything. Goats will eat things that smaller animals (chickens, for example) aren't able to, like blackberry bushes.

hifi
Jul 25, 2012


Kalli posted:

Goats do all the stuff what you consider regular farm animals do, except suited to more arid climates and rocky terrain.

Except eggs, you get hit in the dick instead of eggs.

i definitely expect my farm animals to yell a lot and play around on seesaws

Eifert Posting
Mar 31, 2007

Atkins diet


Goatsmilk and goat cheese and the proest tier of curry meats/kebabs.


Goats uber alles.

GaussianCopula
Jun 5, 2011

by R. Guyovich


3rd and goat

https://twitter.com/PatsMilitia/sta...385676770729986

Doltos
Dec 28, 2005

If you meet the Buddha in the lane, feed him the ball.

seiferguy posted:

There's companies who you can hire that will basically throw up a small fence and throw goats out to mow down everything. Goats will eat things that smaller animals (chickens, for example) aren't able to, like blackberry bushes.

Yeah exactly. Goats are introduced to farms that have a bad wildlife scrub problem that's restricting feed areas for cows and areas for planting. You introduce goats and they naturally eat all the random crap for you.

pubic works project
Jan 28, 2005

No Decepticon in history, and I say this with great surety, has been treated worse or more unfairly.


Doltos posted:

here's the goats I was talking about the one on the left kept headbutting my hand



hahaha those goats look hilarious!


I like watching videos of baby goats cuz they jump around everywhere and look like they know how to party.

Welp! That's my goat story!

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



seiferguy posted:

There's companies who you can hire that will basically throw up a small fence and throw goats out to mow down everything. Goats will eat things that smaller animals (chickens, for example) aren't able to, like blackberry bushes.

Yeah, my sis runs one.

Another benefit is that their poo poo doesn't stink, and makes for good fertilizer.

They'll also go through poison ivy / oak like it's nothing (and then they'll try to nuzzle and lick you, because they know who's boss).

While goatscaping, the lead goat will also force all the other ones to relax for five minutes every hour. They just form a loose circle, sit down and recharge their goat powers before resuming eating

Android Apocalypse
Apr 28, 2009

The future is
AUTOMATED,
and you are
OBSOLETE


Goats are cool. Their pupils are horizontal as they're grazing animals they rotate their eyes when they bow their heads down to eat, effectively keeping their eye slits nearly parallel to the ground at all times — no matter the position of their heads. They can rotate more than 50 degrees per eye, the researchers say, which is 10 times of the human eye. That way the grazers can maintain a preys'-eye-view of the world even when chowing down


They have tapetum lucidum, which makes their eyes "glow" in the dark.

Yodzilla
Apr 29, 2005

Now who looks even dumber?

Beef Witch


Now I'm all bummed because I remembered they cancelled The Fabulous Beekman Boys after two seasons. I love my gay goat farmers.

MakaVillian
Aug 15, 2003

Well, in Whoville they say - that his tiny hands grew three sizes that day.

Grimey Drawer

seiferguy posted:

There's companies who you can hire that will basically throw up a small fence and throw goats out to mow down everything. Goats will eat things that smaller animals (chickens, for example) aren't able to, like blackberry bushes.

My city started a pilot project with goats landscaping one of our parks and controlling invasive weeds. Worked pretty well I believe too.

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Carlosologist
Oct 13, 2013

Revelry in the Dark


https://youtu.be/bzrszIulKPE

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