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Hyrax Attack!
Jan 13, 2009

We demand to be taken seriously


Alright itís time to play Jumanji but if we donít want to end up fighting crocodiles, getting menaced by spiders, or stalked by a lion we gotta figure out a game plan. We could try:

-Having everyone roll the dice on their turn as fast as possible without pausing to read messages. We might finish in under a minute, or get halfway and be killed by a flood, stampede, and quicksand combo.

-Play atop a wind turbine wearing hazmat suits. Would shield against ground animals and mosquitos, but leave us vulnerable to big game hunter sniper fire and an earthquake would be certain death.

-Play one turn with rifles on hand, 50/50 odds whatever emerges would be killable. Live for 60 more years carefully tracking the stock market, then finish the game and warp back in time to corner the market.

What are your suggestions for being in it to win it?

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Hyrax Attack!
Jan 13, 2009

We demand to be taken seriously


Applewhite posted:

Play the game on a spacewalk. All the animals that spawn will die immediately and there is no land for earthquakes or atmosphere for bad weather.

Dang thatís a good concept for the 3rd movie. Or a Mars mission. A massive stampede of rhinos and elephants asphyxiates immediately and NASA has 20 tons of protein to harvest. A tremendous flood would provide drinking water. Trap someone on Earth, launch the game to Mars, extract them there to save fuel.

Dammit I want to see this movie now.

Hyrax Attack!
Jan 13, 2009

We demand to be taken seriously


Paranoid Peanut posted:

Where do the jumanji creatures live before they are summoned? Like where was that hunter before he got rolled in

Hell dimension? Also, police officer David Alan Grier was nonchalant about the British hunter trying his best to kill him with a rifle. He didnít report ďattempted murderer on the looseĒ with his radio, just resumed searching for Robin Williams to ask questions about running into the street in odd clothes.

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