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Flesh Forge
Jan 31, 2011

LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT MY DOG
Just sitting here counting my balls like a man. One. Two. One. Two.

One.

Two.

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King of Bees
Dec 28, 2012
Gravy Boat 2k
After midnight I'm all:

King of Bees
Dec 28, 2012
Gravy Boat 2k
And then

King of Bees
Dec 28, 2012
Gravy Boat 2k
What I'm saying is: Don't mess with me after midnight

King of Bees
Dec 28, 2012
Gravy Boat 2k
It's always after midnight if you really think about it. :clint:

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

not at midnight

Scrotum Modem
Sep 12, 2014

tiem for my 1am dump-n-wank

The Walrus
Jul 9, 2002

by Fluffdaddy
We're gonna chug-a-lug and shout?

Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer
its 330 pm here so technically after midnight. i'm eating a reheated sausage and egg bagel

Lawrence Gilchrist
Mar 31, 2010

Thanks for turning me onto nightman

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
midnight?

never heard of her!

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

I heard....

*Puts siren over penis*

It's MAN time

unpleasantly turgid
Jul 6, 2016

u lightweights couldn't even feed my shadow ;*
if i weren't dirt poor this would be a great recipe for me to memorize, i'm sure

Mandator
Aug 28, 2007

Big Beef City posted:

I heard....

*Puts siren over penis*

It's MAN time

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
Don't feed men after midnight.... And most importantly, don't get them wet!

Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer

Colonel Cancer posted:

Don't feed men after midnight.... And most importantly, don't get them wet!

this isn't bad advice, I don't want to be wet and eating after midnight. At least not on the reg

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

i cant eat food after midnight otherwise i turn into a gremlin

The Management
Jan 2, 2010

sup, bitch?
I’m growing out my beard. It’s past the itchy phase but it’s still kind of uncomfortable. I’ve been conditioning it but it hasn’t helped much.

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

numberoneposter posted:

i cant eat food after midnight otherwise i turn into a gremlin

Same but pumpkin

Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer

The Management posted:

I’m growing out my beard. It’s past the itchy phase but it’s still kind of uncomfortable. I’ve been conditioning it but it hasn’t helped much.

I had to trim my beard with scissors yesterday because my trimmer broke and I didn't do a great job so now there's an area that looks like I have a scar where hair doesn't grow in

Rough Lobster
May 27, 2009

Don't be such a squid, bro

The Management posted:

I’m growing out my beard. It’s past the itchy phase but it’s still kind of uncomfortable. I’ve been conditioning it but it hasn’t helped much.

Best thing to do honestly is toughen up your face and neck meat by scrubbing vigorously with one of those metal bristled brushes dumb folks use to clean their grills.

Dr. Dogballs Jr.
Jun 9, 2014

the angriest sex machine
boob invasion sorry

goethe.cx
Apr 23, 2014


Dr. Dogballs Jr. posted:

boob invasion sorry

ew gross

Cactus Ghost
Dec 20, 2003

you can actually inflate your scrote pretty safely with sterile saline, syringes, needles, and aseptic technique. its a niche kink iirc

the saline just slowly gets absorbed into your blood but in the meantime you got a big round smooth distended nutsack

Dr. Dogballs Jr. posted:

boob invasion sorry

hell yeah get dem titties on my head gruh

I am Toni Lippi
Aug 16, 2004
Just don't even bother me after mid nut.

just another
Oct 16, 2009

these dead towns that make the maps wrong now
it's after midnight on the east coast not here tho

splurgershnitzl
Jan 19, 2018

mind the walrus posted:

Do I have to drink to be a man?

No but you have to be good at it if your number ever gets called.

Nice Guy Patron
Jun 29, 2015
Not after midnight here, but my mother just got married. Very happy for her and I am currently celebrating with the wedding party.

Pug Rodeo
Feb 20, 2007

BRING IT ON BRING IT ON YEAH


10:30 on the best coast. See ya later in the night future dwellers.

Gaunab
Feb 13, 2012
LUFTHANSA YOU FUCKING DICKWEASEL
If I hang a Patrick Nagel print will women understand that I do cocaine and am sort of a creep when they enter my home?

Charles Bukowski
Aug 26, 2003

Taskmaster 2023 Second Place Winner

Grimey Drawer
It is only 10:50 am I allowed to post here?

CAN NOT PUKE
Nov 26, 2017

by FactsAreUseless
There’s no more government anymore folks

mind the walrus
Sep 22, 2006

splurgershnitzl posted:

No but you have to be good at it if your number ever gets called.
Fair enough.

Pug Rodeo
Feb 20, 2007

BRING IT ON BRING IT ON YEAH


5 more minutes I can’t wait

Pug Rodeo
Feb 20, 2007

BRING IT ON BRING IT ON YEAH


Posting in this thread after midnight. :hehe:

impure flutter
May 31, 2014

does anyone wanna see pics of my patrick nagel print

curlys gold
Jan 17, 2018

:goose: ~midnite~ :goose:

just another
Oct 16, 2009

these dead towns that make the maps wrong now

10kapp posted:

does anyone wanna see pics of my patrick nagel print

yee

jimmyjams
Jan 10, 2001


King Kong of Megadongs
Gobblin' them mega schlongs
Makin' sure they mega long
Stroke' 'em if they mega strong
fart

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TheMostFrench
Jul 12, 2009

Stop for me, it's the claw!



Pound_Coin posted:

Wrong, this is the best bit of nightman:

https://youtu.be/ptsiuswiOc8?t=150

Why does he look like he's been green screened into every scene.

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