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Shooting a cops dog legally counts as shooting a cop, so does tripping the copbot 9000 count as felonious attempted destruction of protected security assets? Had to have posted this in some fuckin thread If the cop bot flips the gently caress out and throws a perp off the roof that of course is a programming error, could have been a cosmic ray
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Apr 23, 2024 02:34
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If you hit a copbot with a baseball bat you will go to jail for life
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Apr 23, 2024 02:37
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every cop bot has a little spring-loaded compartment that opens to release a drop gun onto your corpse
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Apr 23, 2024 02:42
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cop bot detected the odor of marijuana and was forced to deploy its car battery powered turbo taser resulting in an unfortunate loss of life. cop bot has been placed on administrative leave during the ongoing investigation
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Apr 23, 2024 02:48
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"Put out the blunt, you have ten seconds to comply"
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Apr 23, 2024 02:52
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I'm also easily defeated by sand and water and wind 
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Apr 23, 2024 02:57
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I remember a very long time ago I watched America's most wanted or something similar and there was a feature on a remote controlled swat bot they'd send into situations they didn't want to get shot in. the segment showed it rolling into a domestic situation where the guy was drunkenly chasing his wife around the house with a shotgun. they showed it from the bot's perspective with the grainy night vision camera and it turns a corner straight into the dude. the cop controlling it made the usual demands via speaker and the guy, clearly sloshed, looks at the camera for a few seconds before saying "I'll have a number three large fries and a coke" whereupon the bot tazes him. I remember thinking at the time "well the guy may be a wife beating piece of poo poo but drat if his comedic timing wasn't dead on that night"
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Apr 23, 2024 03:35
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Ruffian Price posted:I'm also easily defeated by sand and water and wind Also stairs
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Apr 23, 2024 03:43
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To guarantee 24/7 patrol capability, copbot will be tethered to a miniature nuclear reactor carried on a chariot towed by a legion of robodogs. For the low low price of 400 million a unit
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Apr 23, 2024 04:08
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Chonchon posted:To guarantee 24/7 patrol capability, copbot will be tethered to a miniature nuclear reactor carried on a chariot towed by a legion of robodogs. For the low low price of 400 million a unit I think you meant nuclear side-car
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Apr 23, 2024 04:31
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Chonchon posted:To guarantee 24/7 patrol capability, copbot will be tethered to a miniature nuclear reactor carried on a chariot towed by a legion of robodogs. For the low low price of 400 million a unit Fallout Christmas is looking pretty badass
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Apr 23, 2024 05:24
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Chonchon posted:There is only one industry where robots should be welcomed and that is sex work. Where are my std-free hooker bots zuck?? may i have one with covid
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Apr 23, 2024 06:45
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Al! posted:once they start letting the cops regularly use quadcopters with bombs to take down suspects the way they tied a grenade to a bomb disposal robot to kill that sniper in texas, its over. theyre just going to get anyone they dont like with a kamikaze drone https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O-2tpwW0kmU
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Apr 23, 2024 07:20
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spechtie posted:new Boston Dynamics robot This is like when John Carmack thought that VR was a real thing and everyone just started using VR for porn and he left facebook. The robocop to pornbot transition is imminent.
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Apr 23, 2024 08:32
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spechtie posted:new Boston Dynamics robot What's the battery life on one of these suckers? Five minutes? Ten minutes?
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Apr 23, 2024 08:45
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I bet they're also loud as hell.
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Apr 23, 2024 09:15
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fortunately, functional robot cops are completely fictional. they'll still be purchased as though they were not a ruinously expensive useless boondoggle, though. assassination drones are unfortunately not fictional at all.
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Apr 23, 2024 10:23
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spechtie posted:new Boston Dynamics robot You can't fool me that's skibidi toilet
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Apr 23, 2024 11:31
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I summon Taser drone, in attack mode. Taser Drone flits behind the frontlines of a public disturbance in progress, and humanely pacifies offenders carrying unlicensed loudhailers and first aid kits
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Apr 23, 2024 11:33
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https://youtu.be/VTlV0Y5yAww?si=0akOqhL6P6XrJC5d same vibes
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Apr 23, 2024 13:44
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