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SaTaMaS posted:https://boingboing.net/2021/02/27/gpt-3-medical-chatbot-tells-suicidal-test-patient-to-kill-themselves.html lmao neural networks should stick to things they're competent at such as having nightmares and designing fusion reactors
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Feb 27, 2021 18:22
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If we put the robots in control all the kinks will get worked out in a couple generations.
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Feb 27, 2021 18:23
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ElMaligno posted:The best self driving car is one that can hold multiple people, works 24/7, cam go on circuits and is kinda on rails. I'd take it if it wasn't so goddamn slow. In San Diego the trolley system takes about 2x longer than driving. Once it took me a little over an hour to go somewhere that would've been a 20 minute drive. I exclusively use it now (or did before covid) for getting drunk downtown and not driving.
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Feb 27, 2021 18:43
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Fat-Lip-Sum-41.mp3 posted:If we put the robots in control all the kinks will get worked out in a couple generations. what about the vanillas?
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Feb 27, 2021 18:47
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McPhearson posted:I'd take it if it wasn't so goddamn slow. In San Diego the trolley system takes about 2x longer than driving. Once it took me a little over an hour to go somewhere that would've been a 20 minute drive. I exclusively use it now (or did before covid) for getting drunk downtown and not driving. It's funnily enough a tech that's gotten worse over the years in America, mostly because the US has 1) not maintained it let alone upgraded it and 2) bending over backwards to make things better for cars at the expense of everything else. Historians have told me that it used to be 4 hours by train from Chicago to Minneapolis, which is at least as good as flying in terms of time.
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Feb 27, 2021 19:00
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SaTaMaS posted:https://boingboing.net/2021/02/27/gpt-3-medical-chatbot-tells-suicidal-test-patient-to-kill-themselves.html dr sbaitso, nooooo
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Feb 27, 2021 19:06
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SaTaMaS posted:https://boingboing.net/2021/02/27/gpt-3-medical-chatbot-tells-suicidal-test-patient-to-kill-themselves.html Not on-topic but I'd just like to share what the first recommended article was on this page for me: Seagull swoops down and eats man's tongue after woman bites it off in brawl
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Feb 27, 2021 19:48
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Fat-Lip-Sum-41.mp3 posted:If we put the robots in control all the kinks will get worked out in a couple generations.
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Feb 27, 2021 19:54
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Looks like my fetish is: <Integer Overflow>
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Feb 27, 2021 20:00
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Rhesus Pieces posted:hell yeah hypercanes let’s go "Houston shrouded under a boiling hot hypercane for weeks" does have some pretty serious Sixth World energy to it
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Feb 27, 2021 22:53
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Crosspost from Cool Zone thread because lolquote:MINNEAPOLIS (WCCO) — Minneapolis authorities are investing in six social media influencers, with a large local following, to help push their message and prevent riots during the murder trial of a fired police officer. On Friday, the Minneapolis City Council approved $1,181,500 for communication with the community during the trial. Love to have Authentic Local Voices craft bespoke tweets on behalf of murderously violent governmental authorities.
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Feb 27, 2021 23:17
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The Oldest Man posted:Crosspost from Cool Zone thread because lol "$1,181,500 for communication with the community during the trial"? having unaccountable cops sounds awfully expensive! 
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Feb 27, 2021 23:21
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Delta-Wye posted:"$1,181,500 for communication with the community during the trial"? having unaccountable cops sounds awfully expensive! The public is paying for it, not them, so who cares? Mayor's problem now.
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Feb 27, 2021 23:33
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Delta-Wye posted:"$1,181,500 for communication with the community during the trial"? having unaccountable cops sounds awfully expensive! If the cops are totally unaccountable legally, civilian "authorities" can't control them, and any cost necessary to defend them and keep them paid under any circumstances will be incurred at public expense, then we don't "have unaccountable cops." That implies the public "we" is an actor with agency and it looks like that's no longer true and the cops are defacto a ruling authority if not one that has unilateral power. Yet.
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Feb 27, 2021 23:48
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The Oldest Man posted:Crosspost from Cool Zone thread because lol so the city is spending $1,181,500 on a media blitz, but they're paying 6 influencers $2k each? wonder what the rest of the money is going toward. going out of their way to announce what they're doing with just $12k of that money kinda smells like a distraction
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Feb 28, 2021 03:05
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Main Paineframe posted:so the city is spending $1,181,500 on a media blitz, but they're paying 6 influencers $2k each? wonder what the rest of the money is going toward. going out of their way to announce what they're doing with just $12k of that money kinda smells like a distraction Cities are always spending money on propaganda; hiring it out to your Hmong cooking blogger to tell you Derek Chauvin did nothing wrong is new.
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Feb 28, 2021 03:07
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like and subscribe, citizen
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Feb 28, 2021 07:01
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The Oldest Man posted:Crosspost from Cool Zone thread because lol this is why we won't get any more Black Mirror. they can't stay ahead of reality anymore
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Feb 28, 2021 09:52
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Fat-Lip-Sum-41.mp3 posted:If we put the robots in control all the kinks will get worked out in a couple generations. we're just gonna wind up with new weird sex poo poo
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Feb 28, 2021 10:24
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That's something we can all get behind and or in front of
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Feb 28, 2021 17:20
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SaTaMaS posted:https://boingboing.net/2021/02/27/gpt-3-medical-chatbot-tells-suicidal-test-patient-to-kill-themselves.html https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iHpJv3YDG0s
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Feb 28, 2021 18:53
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0fOHh5Q7Q1E the comments are full of "my chatbot therapist brought me here" and I cannot believe this poo poo is actually getting used by zoomers. I guess it's like fish antibiotics
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Feb 28, 2021 21:13
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christmas boots posted:Not on-topic but I'd just like to share what the first recommended article was on this page for me: Seagulls are ruthless. I've seen them eat burgers off a grill
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Feb 28, 2021 21:47
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Iron Crowned posted:Seagulls are ruthless. I've seen them eat burgers off a grill I had a burger stolen out of my hand by a seagull as a child. Straight out of my loving hand, one bite taken from it, a whole rear end burger.
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Feb 28, 2021 21:55
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https://twitter.com/wheredthesodago/status/1366198500120285184
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Mar 1, 2021 07:58
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I don't understand, do you put a smaller can of beans inside? What would be more valuable that you would reduce the available volume for bean storage?
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Mar 1, 2021 08:01
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beans belong in the ground, where they make more beans
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Mar 1, 2021 08:21
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Starving in the 2035 post apocalyptic wasteland I move from house to house searching for unlooted beans I open the pantry in a suburban kitchen, desperate, feeling the last of my strength leaving my limbs One can of hormel stands untouched in the midst of smashed jars and opened cans I grasp for it and the keys to a lambo fall out the bottom, leaving me beanless This is the way the world ends
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Mar 1, 2021 09:49
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Mar 1, 2021 10:00
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my vision is augmented (with beans)
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Mar 1, 2021 12:07
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The year is 2069, world governments have collapsed, the law of kill or be killed is the only society people recognize you find a can of hormel chili and eagerly open it in anticipation of staving off the hunger before roving marauders can get to it first or cut you open in hopes of salvaging its undigested leftovers it is full of pre war scrip. Completely useless since only guns, gas, grilled iguana on a stick, and cryptocurrency are legal tender you eat it anyway
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Mar 1, 2021 12:25
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I think best case would be that some dank nuggs fall out of it
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Mar 1, 2021 13:23
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lol some small dicked weirdo is gonna turn that into a secret fleshlight. 25* years later on a climate death survivor is going to find it in an abandoned basement apartment, lay down, and just give up at that point *hey i'm trying to be optimistic about climate change
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Mar 1, 2021 13:48
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You fools! That's where you hide the keys to your rice cupboard.
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Mar 1, 2021 14:11
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Splicer posted:You fools! That's where you hide the keys to your rice cupboard. Where do you hid the keys to the bean cupboard?
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Mar 1, 2021 14:16
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Iron Crowned posted:Where do you hid the keys to the bean cupboard?
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Mar 1, 2021 14:20
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Cold on a Cob posted:lol some small dicked weirdo is gonna turn that into a secret fleshlight. 25* years later on a climate death survivor is going to find it in an abandoned basement apartment, lay down, and just give up at that point protein is protein
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Mar 1, 2021 14:28
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Ahh yeah the "corned beef hash" that's showing a can of chili in our fantastic online world where you have millions of product listings using fake product images and content copied from a similar listing. Errors compounded and spread across your entire 3000 product catalog. Walmart opening to 3rd party sellers to compete with Amazon? Sure just export all 3000 products and import them. So what if all the errors propagate over? We gotta hit the ground running. The bullet points are formatted weird? The product content and content images didn't come over? None of the additional backend data is filled in? The product titles and content isn't optimized for walmart searches and you literally can't find a product by searching it's title? Walmart's under performing compared to Amazon because the listings suck? You notice thousands of other companies did the exact same thing during the rush leaving Walmart's shopping experience a complete crapshoot for both buyers and sellers? It's okay because if the customer has a bad experience and didn't get what they were expecting we'll just refund and they can send it back. Thousands of trucks burning fuel shipping poo poo back and forth for dumb crap like this surely won't have any negative side effects. Everyone's moving on to Target before fixing thier poo poo? Great.
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Mar 1, 2021 14:50
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itskage posted:Ahh yeah the "corned beef hash" that's showing a can of chili in our fantastic online world where you have millions of product listings using fake product images and content copied from a similar listing. Errors compounded and spread across your entire 3000 product catalog. Walmart opening to 3rd party sellers to compete with Amazon? Sure just export all 3000 products and import them. So what if all the errors propagate over? We gotta hit the ground running. The bullet points are formatted weird? The product content and content images didn't come over? None of the additional backend data is filled in? The product titles and content isn't optimized for walmart searches and you literally can't find a product by searching it's title? Walmart's under performing compared to Amazon because the listings suck? You notice thousands of other companies did the exact same thing during the rush leaving Walmart's shopping experience a complete crapshoot for both buyers and sellers? It's okay because if the customer has a bad experience and didn't get what they were expecting we'll just refund and they can send it back. Thousands of trucks burning fuel shipping poo poo back and forth for dumb crap like this surely won't have any negative side effects. Everyone's moving on to Target before fixing thier poo poo? Sounds like someone needs to do the Walmart Cheer
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Mar 1, 2021 16:22
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