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Low Desert Punk posted:Its gonna be funny as poo poo when this dude dies in a car accident lol 
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Jan 27, 2019 01:07
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BULBASAUR posted:TLDR: https://twitter.com/denizsapsikyan/status/1090200752251957253
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Feb 3, 2019 06:13
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Taintrunner posted:we’re in a hosed up age where people post dahir insaat patent trolls unironically this guy rocks. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cp7mM2TP_1A
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Feb 5, 2019 22:08
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eSqZGTNrPi8
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Feb 18, 2019 00:28
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Low Desert Punk posted:Those loving scooters keep popping around campus. They kind you pay a dollar for on an app. First there was just the one company, then another, and today I saw Lyft branded ones. They're literally piled on the sidewalk. Parasitic the street finds its own use for things. 
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Feb 21, 2019 01:26
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is Lowtax spying on me through my phone?!!!!
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Feb 27, 2019 23:59
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SlothfulCobra posted:He also stopped pooping, so I'm not sure he legally qualifies as a person anymore. he deliberately killed his gut flora because he wanted to poo poo less. I def want to consume food created by a brane genious such as this.
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Mar 9, 2019 00:08
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climate pessimism isn't Malthusian. it isn't about overpopulation. it's more along the lines of: the ecological conditions which permit industrial agriculture are going to disappear as the climate changes and the biosphere undergoes mass extinction and then we all starve to death. or die in wars brought about by the whole starving thing.
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Mar 11, 2019 06:14
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Mar 13, 2019 00:44
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Lazyhound posted:Based on what? I’ve never really gotten that impression from his Twitter presence. he has some extremely succdem takes about the Russia thing but I don't know what else.
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Mar 17, 2019 01:35
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Xand_Man posted:OK but this rules everyone in the sport should have robot bones and they can fight until there's nothing but bloody scraps hanging ragged on gleaming metal. 
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Mar 19, 2019 01:58
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I worked at a crappy southern state school and they told us how to watch out for that fake invoice poo poo. why are these superstar companies who I assume are operating at an entirely different level falling for that. dude's a king. let him retire to the countryside.
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Mar 25, 2019 20:02
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weird, I'm no longer lonely but I want to kill myself now more than ever!
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Mar 29, 2019 21:14
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Outrail posted:On first thought the prospect of a brain thing that makes you happy doing your poo poo job sounds great. I read a scifi book once where the concept was they would induce autistic obsession in people to turn them into hyper efficient workers who never wanted to quit working at the job they were assigned. I expect there's some startup working on making that happen in reality as we speak. https://twitter.com/MikeIsaac/status/1113166008712224768?s=20
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Apr 3, 2019 01:21
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take the moon posted:was it autonomous? they hooked the brain up to release dopamine when you were productive. then when it went wrong people got hyper ocd and kept doing their job to the point of starving themselves to death in addition to violating osha I was thinking of A Deepness in the Sky, but that one looks interesting too. have to check that out.
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Apr 3, 2019 22:41
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divabot posted:those loving shoes. first time I saw someone wearing those loving shoes i thought it was a fetish and they were scening in public. this is, of course, true.   
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Apr 11, 2019 23:19
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a messed up horse posted:Wow! Fort Worth chief of police Diana of Themyscira! "In Texas where we play many binding games, this is considered the safest method of tying a perp's arms!"
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Apr 12, 2019 20:05
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https://twitter.com/b_momani/status/1117493976171290625
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Apr 15, 2019 00:50
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SardonicTyrant posted:Naughty Saudi sounds like an arab Mr. Bean. 
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Apr 15, 2019 22:03
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Outrail posted:Hahahahahaahahahah we're such a dumb smart species. this is the great filter. we're simultaneously too smart and too stupid and it will be the end of us.
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Apr 22, 2019 01:49
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Taintrunner posted:https://twitter.com/rosa/status/1119736583521853441 automation ruins everything. now I'm going to lose my job as a gender estimator.
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Apr 22, 2019 23:54
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doin the work.
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Apr 24, 2019 22:13
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it says they're flushable on the box. if they're lying that aint on me.
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Apr 25, 2019 00:56
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Tubgoat posted:Use TP moistened from a clean water tap, don't be afraid to use 2-3 squares folded together. when I was a kid I would do that, got up from the seat because I couldn't reach the sink. a heretofore unknown dangler dropped onto the seat and I sat on it. this greatly complicated my situation. cursory googling on the topic of these things reveals a denial from the company that their stuff clogs sewers. "it's made of wood pulp, it breaks up in water" they say. I may conduct an experiment and leave one in a bowl of water to see how it goes.
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Apr 25, 2019 03:16
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Larry Parrish posted:it's kind of gross to think about anything biological in too much detail, like how we're constantly coated in a thin film of oil and your skin feels completely wrong when not, which is why it's so hard to find soap without lotion in it I mean i'm covered with a hideous carpet of writhing biology, in addition to my own horrible meaty corpus, like everyone. but I been around people who didn't know how to wipe their rear end properly. you'd know it too if you ran into it. it is an instinctual thing. it isn't like regular rear end-end of a garbage truck in summer BO. it doesn't smell like poo poo, it smells like poo poo that you marinated in a witch's brew.
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Apr 25, 2019 07:46
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jobson groeth posted:The guillotine cuts because its blade has sufficient mass and velocity. On the moon, the velocity would be much less for the same falling distance, because things fall slower. So for the same cutting power you'd either need a taller guillotine, or a heavier blade, or a combination of the two. yep. the Expanse tv show has a lot of this. just chuck 'em out the airlock. easy peasy. no messy clean up.
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May 10, 2019 01:19
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you can jailbreak them and basically just steal them and no one can stop you. go get yourself a free scooter.
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May 11, 2019 04:04
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H.P. Hovercraft posted:he grew the beard so he'd be harder to replace with a lookalike/pod person that isn't a beard. it's mold.
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May 16, 2019 20:51
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https://twitter.com/JanelleCShane/status/1131636846084087808
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May 23, 2019 22:43
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Dr. S.O. Feelgood posted:bezos looks older in that pic than he does currently so i figured it had to be at least 10-15 years ago. his steady diet of adrenochrome and child's blood has really worked wonders, hasn't it? (image search "adrenochrome" for a wild ride)
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May 25, 2019 22:44
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DONT THREAD ON ME posted:i thought it was a made up thing from fear and loathing it's a real thing, as in a real chemical, but no one is actually harvesting it from human bodies and eating to artificially extend their lives, despite what some super smart internet people might tell you. 
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May 26, 2019 20:32
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mysterious frankie posted:Johnny Depp looks like a lesbian Cryptkeeper busking for cash in New Orleans. Bitch could use some people juice in that dry rear end wine bag he calls a body. 
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May 27, 2019 05:18
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https://twitter.com/KPIXtv/status/1134688276542042112
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Jun 1, 2019 19:14
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Darkman Fanpage posted:what if we did scooters you rent but there will be even more injuries? haha. it turned out to be a made up viral thing for a marketing company.
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Jun 2, 2019 05:42
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Jun 2, 2019 22:05
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Jun 3, 2019 00:32
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can it see through the turd I smush on the camera? ancient solution to a modern problem.
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Jun 4, 2019 21:42
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Jun 5, 2019 01:49
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that is a seriously Ragin' Boner. no erectile malfunction for our golden boy.
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Jun 9, 2019 03:25
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Trumps Baby Hands posted:According to Uhh Yeah Dude you can’t beat the gait walk scanner even if you purposely walk differently. No lifehack is more powerful than the PRC’s lust for tracking minority muslims Uighurs walk like this. Han walk like this.
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Jun 12, 2019 00:28
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