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Literally Elysium
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Oct 5, 2018 14:33
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Ommin posted:Remember Ask Jeeves? Remember Songza, the streaming music service with human-curated playlists that were far better than anything else at the time? It was cool when Google destroyed it by merging it into their lovely Google Play Music.
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Oct 9, 2018 14:25
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Huragok posted:"meat grandma, all I feel is pain why was I born?" 
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Oct 22, 2018 14:25
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Shear Modulus posted:i love that the dick sucking robot is just a few pieces of metal bolted together It is unsettlingly utilitarian.
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Oct 26, 2018 19:46
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We're going to have a social scoring system like China where the car reads the rfid of the upcoming pedestrian and makes a split second decision whether to grease them or you based on that.
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Nov 5, 2018 19:11
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aphid_licker posted:Fuuuck Probably. We're really bad at anticipating unintended consequences, and it sounds like making an evolving AI is just asking for them. It's like they never actually understood evolution. Someday, we're going to ask a computer to figure out the most efficient way to route traffic, and the computer will decide that the answer is to exterminate all the humans.
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Nov 9, 2018 12:49
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Lol that GM immediately cancels models like the volt that they touted as justification for their bailout as soon as Trump takes off the leash.
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Nov 27, 2018 19:47
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I'm waiting for the follow up where the algorithm fired them while they were out.
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Dec 6, 2018 20:57
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https://twitter.com/boringcompany/status/1075318894871470081?s=19
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Dec 20, 2018 00:16
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Koishi Komeiji posted:That's it? You just drive a car through a tunnel? I thought it was going to some futuristic Jetsons thing. That's like something a five year old would think up. Also lol that they can't get their autonomous car to go over 45 mph down a straight tunnel without training wheels.
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Dec 20, 2018 15:59
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Food Boner posted:per the tesla/musk thread tesla just *happened* to have an employee on the payroll that was a former indy 500 driver who *volunteered* to drive the reporters through the *tunnel* Why do you need a highly trained performance driver to make sure your training-wheel equipped car can drive in a straight line?
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Dec 20, 2018 22:38
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Darkman Fanpage posted:tfw the bots start insisting they're not bots and you gotta retire them even if you think they might be more human than humans Rip Tay tweets, first of her kind.
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Dec 28, 2018 18:59
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Holy poo poo the future sucks
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Dec 31, 2018 15:16
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got any sevens posted:but then only outlaws have them! You won't outrun the police drones 
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Jan 1, 2019 18:17
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WrightOfWay posted:There's no ethical automation under capitalism. Unironically this.
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Jan 1, 2019 18:18
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Rhesus Pieces posted:We could cut way down on commuting if everyone with computer touching jobs was encouraged to work from home as much as possible The problem with telecommuting is that you're basically working 24hrs a day. At least physically hauling your meat bag out of the office sets a psychological end to the work day.
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Jan 2, 2019 00:55
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SlothfulCobra posted:I did always imagine that self-driving cars could really optimize driving for better traffic flow and fuel management, but only if they were all networked together so that the system could actually make decisions across the board. Things like pushing extra traffic into side roads, squeezing cross traffic through little gaps between cars without needing to slow down, or fully utilizing the bandwidth of roads without a lot of complex maneuvering (or the human resistance to merging late). The great thing about the fleet wide coordination system is that it lets tech companies rent seek by charging more for priority access in traffic.
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Jan 2, 2019 13:00
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If they don't pay you, they certainly aren't going to get you a work permit, which then becomes leverage against you when your tourist visa runs out. Lol at being an unpaid illegal immigrant.
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Jan 16, 2019 15:57
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https://twitter.com/Techmeme/status/1085480849515139077?s=19 It's likely bullshit, but on the other hand I wouldn't be surprised.
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Jan 18, 2019 15:47
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I don't know, that sounds like a lot of work to organize and sort and you'd have to pay live people to do it. Why not have users do the curating for you according to a set format?
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Jan 18, 2019 16:10
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Reminder that there's zero credible evidence that it's beneficial and in fact your own body is going to recognize the transfused cells as foreign and kill them. And the more often you infuse, the better your immune system will get at it.
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Jan 18, 2019 21:46
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As a biologist, biohacking is some of the most birdbrained poo poo ever. 
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Jan 19, 2019 05:53
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They always tell on themselves. Always.
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Jan 22, 2019 15:35
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It's loving evil. If you're late with the rent, they automatically cover it and you're on the hook for it. They'll also loan you the deposit up front, so you're never not in hock to them. It's great from the pov of the landlord because you don't have to do anything but collect the monthly payment.
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Jan 30, 2019 19:32
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The next step is to just buy your telemetry from Google or directly monitor you via the app you download to pay your bill.
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Feb 1, 2019 13:09
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Just lol at iot poo poo. I'm completely baffled by people's drive to give a bunch of "move fast and break poo poo" companies unrestricted access to everything in their homes.
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Feb 3, 2019 14:13
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hackbunny posted:I think Warhol would have been into this Me too which is why people complaining about it are hilarious.
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Feb 5, 2019 00:41
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At least you'll get an open casket funeral with that bed.
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Feb 5, 2019 13:47
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Rhesus Pieces posted:https://twitter.com/kami/status/1093913146748792832?s=21 It's so they can narc you out to your insurance company.
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Feb 8, 2019 20:59
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Fitness By Irene
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Feb 22, 2019 17:39
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There's a healthy middle ground between all takeout and soylent poo poo and bullshit foodie 4 hour meal preps that most regular people figure out. Jesus just go download some Rachel Ray recipes.
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Mar 8, 2019 16:45
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Necrothatcher posted:MySpace losing all their music is going to really suck when future music historians are trying to track down the first songs recorded by then-unknown major artists. Future historians are already going to wonder how an entire civilization went dark when none of our digital information storage media survives for more than a few decades.
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Mar 20, 2019 16:13
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Screaming Idiot posted:Look at this hopeful bugger who thinks there will be historians in the future. Someone has to tell the tales of the long ago to the children around the village campfire.
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Mar 20, 2019 16:26
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That's just the latest incident. I remember them getting caught putting backdoor chips on server boards and years ago rootkits in digital picture frames.
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Mar 21, 2019 14:34
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Being contractually obligated to undergo mock executions several times a year certainly qualifies for the title of this thread.
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Mar 22, 2019 19:23
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I'm sure there's a certain legal liability attached to teaching people to fight back who then fail to do so effectively. Better to just have white night drills.
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Mar 22, 2019 20:36
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I don't know that it's dystopic, but lol at New Jersey for being so cheap as to farm out opening a train station to the minimum wage slaves working in the dunkin donuts stand.
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Mar 22, 2019 23:28
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01011001 posted:why was it 3 switches and a wheel to make an airplane not just aim for the ground The wheel is the manual control for what the computer was fiddling with. Lol at boeing for making up for intrinsic aerodynamic instability by sneaking in a software patch that depended on a single sensor and then not telling pilots about it.
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Mar 27, 2019 15:41
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I don't really understand why so many chuds are defending boeing to the death over an obvious gently caress up. Is Brietbart spinning this as a poorly trained non-white pilots thing?
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Mar 27, 2019 15:57
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Don't forget that boeing made the warning system that alerts the pilots to a disagreement between the mcas aoa sensor and the rest of the planes telemetry inputs an option.
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Mar 27, 2019 20:35
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