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Platystemon)
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Our human meat brains already seem pretty hackable tbh. I know there's a difference in using propaganda and fear to radicalize people vs injecting a line of code that runs nazi.exe but it's not as though security is already airtight.
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Jul 22, 2020 18:32
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Rutibex posted:imagine having a brain/computer interface and using it to reprogram people into racists instead becoming a machine intelligence and ascending to godhood I'd hack everyone's brains and make them all simultaneously message Charlie Kirk and make fun of him for the diaper thing. Then I would make everyone do the wave. Then I'd probably turn it off because those are the only fun ideas I have.
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Jul 22, 2020 18:51
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Breetai posted:It's a moot point because this is laughably advanced science fiction technology that is nowhere near being implemented in our lifetimes and despite the protestation of tech nerds who can't wait for the singularity to make being obscenely rich and terminally white even better than it is now, ol' Musky stands about as much chance of innovating a working model to those lofty specifications as I do. good point. we should get 4chan involved
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Jul 22, 2020 23:31
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life is going to get worse, but it won’t end humanity. I think of those people in the same way as the Musk people who think we’ll colonize Mars
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Jul 27, 2020 19:11
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Tony Tone posted:epic deduction my dude, if only 7,999,999,998 people die and 2 people stay alive that means humanity didn't end! we did it! we broke down technical semantics down to their bare essentials to prove nothing e: not worth it
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Jul 27, 2020 21:28
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I can smell this picture and it's horrible
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Jul 28, 2020 22:48
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uber_stoat posted:as far as evil billionaires go, Bezos has my respect for just embracing the Lex Luthor look instead of getting plugs. I feel like Bezos has straight-up embraced being a supervillain and honestly I respect just owning that
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Aug 2, 2020 23:12
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Scrub-Niggurath posted:brokebrain: onion 
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Aug 3, 2020 19:18
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PokeJoe posted:My last job was briefly working with a company called "black dragon capital" so I think they're just openly evil. Why wouldn't they be, their behavior is glorified by so many As the founder and CEO of Hitler Inc. I think people are making some really unfair assumptions itt
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Aug 10, 2020 05:32
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bedpan posted:Is Russia global south or global north? Russians are extraterrestrials and not at all native to earth, which is why our human customs such as freedom, Coca-Cola, and Call of Duty: Infinite Warfare are so despised by them
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Aug 10, 2020 19:10
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Hell of a time to be Rupert.
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Aug 10, 2020 19:42
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GWBBQ posted:GPT-3, the newest version of the deep learning writing bot, produces pretty good results and has better spelling and grammar than 95% of the Internet. In fairness that one was cherry picked from a number of outputs. However it wasn't the best one https://twitter.com/raphamilliere/status/1289129727987527680?s=20
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Aug 11, 2020 21:55
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IIRC while they restored brain function there was no activity associated with consciousness so it might be that while some parts can be reactivated in a fairly generous window, once that poo poo is gone it's gone.
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Aug 13, 2020 20:32
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Tulip posted:So you're saying that like, a new person is born with just an old beat up body/brain. Maybe in the way that a new Terri Schiavo was born in 1990
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Aug 13, 2020 20:41
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Tulip posted:A gaming company made a propaganda ad to drum up popular support for its lawsuit against a software company. I think I'm kind of on Epic's side here. Don't get me wrong, they're every bit as lovely as Apple (well, Apple might be worse wrt sweatshop labor) but I think the outcome of Epic winning and dealing a blow to Apple's 30% take has to the potential to be better for smaller developers and consumers than Apple winning and strengthening that. I know that's not why Epic is doing this, but I think maybe they're the lesser evil in this fight.
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Aug 14, 2020 23:48
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LIVE AMMO COSPLAY posted:They will settle for a nicer cut for themselves and let everybody else pay the 30% That's the most probable outcome sure.
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Aug 15, 2020 01:23
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I can see the reasoning in the sense that if you’re in the closet that’s something someone could potentially use to blackmail you, whereas if you’re openly gay that’s probably not going to be an issue if someone threatens to tell everyone
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Aug 17, 2020 21:50
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The last code you'd think to try. It's so stupid it's almost genius.
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Aug 17, 2020 23:19
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Chamale posted:One nuclear weapons base didn't have any entertainment options, so the airmen put nuclear weapons on forklifts and played chicken. The DoE investigation into multiple warheads that got damaged from this activity recommended supplying the base with TVs and alcohol. as terrifying as this sounds iirc nuclear warheads are super finicky and require absolute precision to go off so beating the poo poo out of one will just make it a dud instead of being like some old dynamite that will go off if you look at it funny
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Aug 18, 2020 21:04
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look mr robot I understand you’re mad that we created you for the sole purpose of inflicting pain on you and making sure you fully comprehend it but at least you know what your purpose is. we humans don’t have that luxury so maybe you should check your privilege.
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Aug 19, 2020 19:05
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drat that AI's a powerful poster
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Aug 20, 2020 17:59
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Strom Cuzewon posted:The dumbest thing (okay, one of the dumbest things) about Yud's AI game is that "I, a Believe me, if Yud can do it then I have absolute faith in the abilities of anything smarter than a sentient TI-32
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Aug 20, 2020 19:21
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Sorry I know we're not doing these anymore, but Rocko's Modern Basilisk. OK thanks
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Aug 20, 2020 20:32
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Regardless of how well-intentioned it is I'm worried that it's going to fall into the whole "there's no such thing as an anti-war film" situation and it's just going to further normalize it by having it on screen.
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Aug 21, 2020 18:01
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Lazyhound posted:I unsubbed from Netflix when they did that “prank” show tormenting the unemployed. Evidently this was, once again, a gently caress up from the people marketing, and everyone “getting a job” knew ahead of time that it was going to be a one-day gig which they all got paid for. i’m not gonna watch it so for all I know it may still be pretty mean-spirited, but it’s not what it sounded like from that first announcement
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Aug 23, 2020 03:15
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Splicer posted:Why is this robot presenting to me Let's just say Buffy 2.0 was a female robot and my depravity knew no limits
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Aug 24, 2020 19:09
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uber_stoat posted:the question now is, how do actual Scottish people wrest control of the Scots language wikipedia from the hands of this extremely autistic Lord of Posting? What if there are no Scottish people and this is all just one massive gaslight
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Aug 25, 2020 23:42
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cyber-hacker beavis_sinatra has been terrorizing me since 2074 by feeding pictures directly to my visual implant of cups that are too close to the edge of the table
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Aug 30, 2020 03:24
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mysterious frankie posted:THE DRAGON OF BUDAPEST HAS BECOME... THE VAPOR OF THE DANUBE!!! this is amazing
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Aug 31, 2020 01:42
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I remember this from the first Ghost in the Shell movie
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Aug 31, 2020 01:48
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Maybe Intellectual Property should be a thing, but it shouldn't be transferable. So the artist can benefit from it but they can't sell it to Disney or whatever.
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Sep 3, 2020 18:48
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endlessmonotony posted:That's gonna take a lotta fuckin'. I will gently caress, if gently caress I must.
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Sep 4, 2020 04:27
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Literally Esoteric posted:My cyberpunk dystopia is one where the folks in small towns cheer for the cops with electric batons murdering kids in the megacity on the news, while they live in eternal debt to the company that legally owns their prosthetic lungs, the cancer mine they work minimum wage in, and the online delivery service where they ordered an "all lives splatter" bumper sticker. *entire neighborhood suffocates when a DDoS attack brings down the NuBreath servers and nobody's lungs can validate*
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Sep 4, 2020 17:59
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We'll I'm n Your AI ran into a problem and needs to restart. We're just collecting some error info, and then we'll restart for you. 69% complete. For more information about this issue and possible fixes, visit https://www.shitpost.com/stopcode If you call a support bot, give them this info Stop code: CRITICIAL PROCESS DIED
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Sep 4, 2020 19:29
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I was recently voted Employee of the Month!
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Sep 5, 2020 02:40
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I wonder how long it is before Amazon offers health plans that only cover Amazon doctors
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Sep 6, 2020 18:25
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Trabisnikof posted:gender reveal parties are one of the few acceptable rituals for the father inside of american toxic masculine culture, so its not a shocker that in a society that values excess as a signifier of dedicate, faith, and self-sacrifice that then we get big explosions as the physical manifestation. fun fact: the woman popularly credited with starting the trend primarily did so because after several miscarriages she was thrilled to have carried a pregnancy far enough along that she could actually announce what the baby’s biological sex was, and she thinks the whole thing has gotten way out of hand
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Sep 9, 2020 04:04
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thinking about that 1600s peasant with the extreme nacho cheese dorito and imagining dropping the dewgarita bomb on him too. so much flavor and no one will ever believe him
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Sep 15, 2020 18:53
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just imagining time travelers constantly appearing before this same man again and again and forcing him to eat increasingly rich foods he knows he will never have again. he begs them with tears in his eyes not to do it his taste buds have already been ruined. his wife’s stew once his favorite meal is now found dull and drab by tastebuds who demand corn syrup and msg for satisfaction. eventually he is hanged for witchcraft after mentioning the Chicken McDo with McSpaghetti one too many times
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Sep 15, 2020 19:01
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SpaceSDoorGunner posted:If anyone else wondered what it was like to live in the last days of 1930’s Weimar and what you’d be doing you’re doing it. not gonna lie whenever the hypothetical was posed I never actually considered “posting on my phone while taking a poo poo” as a viable answer
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Sep 16, 2020 05:00
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