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Lucid Nonsense
Aug 6, 2009

Welcome to the jungle, it gets worse here every day
I suggest "“Um.” —First horse that got ridden"

Or anything from https://www.rd.com/jokes/one-liners/

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a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

I suggest GBS: Destroy Lucid Nonsense's rear end

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

just my humble submission :kiddo:

davidofmk771
Dec 27, 2010
Generic Butthole Surfers

BONE DOG
Jun 7, 2009

by Fluffdaddy
How about "General Bullshit"

Former DILF
Jul 13, 2017

moose face posted:

How about "General Bullshit"

Or Sergeant Major Foofarah

GORILLA BASTARD
Jun 20, 2005

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

moose face posted:

How about "General Bullshit"

Or "To the Rape Planet, warp factor 8 Mr. Sulu!"

Dolphin
Dec 5, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
GBS: My God it's full of Scabs

Zorodius
Feb 11, 2007

EA GAMES' MASTERPIECE 'MADDEN 2018 G.O.A.T. EDITION' IS A GLORIOUS TRIUMPH OF ART AND TECHNOLOGY. IT BRINGS GAMEDAY RIGHT TO THE PLAYER AND WHOEVER SAYS OTHERWISE CAN, YOU GUESSED IT...
SUCK THE SHIT STRAIGHT OUT OF MY OWN ASSHOLE.

BUY IT.
Not 'The' Piss Tape, But A Piss Tape

Lucid Nonsense
Aug 6, 2009

Welcome to the jungle, it gets worse here every day

a hole-y ghost posted:

I suggest GBS: Destroy Lucid Nonsense's rear end

You don't have the equipment to do it, or do you?

Dolphin
Dec 5, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Comedy Auschwitz

Lucid Nonsense
Aug 6, 2009

Welcome to the jungle, it gets worse here every day

GORILLA BASTARD posted:

Or "To the Rape Planet, warp factor 8 Mr. Sulu!"

It should probably mention rape.

SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


GBS: Currant Events and you can only talk about raisins etc

Maldoror
Oct 5, 2003

by R. Guyovich
Nap Ghost
Winamp discussion

Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer

Sid Vicious posted:

GBS: Currant Events and you can only talk about raisins etc

This would only increase our user counts, which is something we are actively avoiding. I'd prefer we keep it about how pit bulls are very bad doggies and ketchup sucks

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

Maldoror posted:

Winamp discussion
GBS: Real Players Use RealPlayer

SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


Aesop Poprock posted:

This could only increase our user counts, which is something we are actively avoiding

Hell,

spinderella
Jul 15, 2017

by FactsAreUseless
Giggles and Shits

Maldoror
Oct 5, 2003

by R. Guyovich
Nap Ghost

a hole-y ghost posted:

GBS: Real Players Use RealPlayer

http://www.winamp.com/ wtf

Lucid Nonsense
Aug 6, 2009

Welcome to the jungle, it gets worse here every day

There's more
coming soon

Perfect.

Kak
Sep 27, 2002
RealNetworks is still in business.

Maldoror
Oct 5, 2003

by R. Guyovich
Nap Ghost
http://www.real.com wtf!!!!!!!!

Nathilus
Apr 4, 2002

I alone can see through the media bias.

I'm also stupid on a scale that can only be measured in Reddits.
Gbs: homo of xenfore 2.0

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010


they're freaking listening :tinfoil:

Hell Yeah
Dec 25, 2012

name it the temple of gently caress

Hell Yeah
Dec 25, 2012

jizz barn

Hell Yeah
Dec 25, 2012

gbs: a cum cathedral atop gently caress mountain

SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


We all bloat down here Georgie

Maldoror
Oct 5, 2003

by R. Guyovich
Nap Ghost
Need some inspiration? GBS Stories (TM) help us define who we are, and tell the world. How will you tell your story?

SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


Have you ever seen the wolfshirt cry to the blue corn goon

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

Maldoror posted:

Need some inspiration? GBS Stories (TM) help us define who we are, and tell the world. How will you tell your story?
alternate universe where Lowtax is not in massive debt

Hell Yeah
Dec 25, 2012

powercucked by a white guy??

Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer

Hell Yeah posted:

powercucked by a white guy??

microcucked by mighty max!!

davidofmk771
Dec 27, 2010
GBS: cucked by post-irony

BrutalistMcDonalds
Oct 4, 2012


Lipstick Apathy
GBS: Your Source of Legal Information Brought by Leonard 'J.' Crabs, Attorney at Law

lipid
Feb 21, 2001
Tongue of the Fatman

Hell Yeah
Dec 25, 2012

GBS: it contains the ugandan knuckles meme which is very popular

insulated staircase
Aug 21, 2014

promiscuous forums mom

Away all Goats
Jul 5, 2005

Goose's rebellion

GBS: Pounded in the butt by the sentient manifestation of our own lovely posting

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SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


I'm loving GAY

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