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Nystral
Feb 6, 2002

Every man likes a pretty girl with him at a skeleton dance.
I submitted my answers. I never served a day in any kind of armed forces. I’n going to win aren’t I? :ohdear:

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Nystral
Feb 6, 2002

Every man likes a pretty girl with him at a skeleton dance.
This is your annoying DoD Civvie passive aggressive “helpful reminder” to get your drat answers in!

Also remember all wars are bad, and no war is good.

Nystral
Feb 6, 2002

Every man likes a pretty girl with him at a skeleton dance.

windshipper posted:

I just missed it. :saddowns:

Only a true Russian would let a pesky little thing like a deadline stop them. Man up buttercup! Get out there and get to answering!

Srsly it doesn’t hurt.

Nystral
Feb 6, 2002

Every man likes a pretty girl with him at a skeleton dance.

EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:

zeris this has been a nice sheep game


<SNIP>

for me to poop on

Clearly a Russian Spy as this references a joke that was played out over a decade ago, which means it's all the rage in Moscow.

Nystral
Feb 6, 2002

Every man likes a pretty girl with him at a skeleton dance.

Zeris posted:

I’ll do it I promise
I’ve been busy advising GOONS on higher education and MFAs
And learning concatenation functionalities

Spoken like a true Russian

Nystral
Feb 6, 2002

Every man likes a pretty girl with him at a skeleton dance.
From here:

https://www.humblebundle.com/games/...tent=cta_button

Buy this:
HunieCam Studio

Note from the Developer: The sexual themes in this game are mostly for fun/humor and don't make for particularly great fapping material.

Summary

In HunieCam Studio players take control of a sleazy cam girl operation. Rake in stacks of filthy internet money and attract as many disgusting fans as you can in this fast paced, click happy and thoroughly perverted take on the business tycoon / management sim genre!

Recruit cam models from an eclectic cast of cuties who have probably made some poor life choices. Manage your girls' daily errands/activities to keep them stress-free and productive. Invest in various aspects of your business to improve functions and expand operations. Optimize your cam shows by promoting girls who match popular trends/fetishes. Abandon your morals and disappoint everybody who cares about you!

Features

Up to 18 unique cam girls covering a wide variety of perverse preferences!
Send your models to the strip club to increase their talent, the photo studio for more exposure, the day spa to relax a bit, etc...
Analyze important stats on your fans and performers to maximize revenue!
Purchase sex toys and other kinky accessories to aid the girls' performances and boost viewership!
Promote your studio on other adult sites and fetish communities all over the web!
Contract up to six horrific STDs including chlamydia, syphilis and gonorrhea!
A massive wardrobe of over 140 hot new outfits and hairstyles to unlock!
Grow to become a hugely popular cam site and earn some DOPE rear end dick trophies!


Seriously WTF Humble Bundle why you sell this crap???

EDIT: The entire bundle is lovely "dating sims"....

WTF JAPAN IS THIS YOUR REVENGE FOR BOMBING THE gently caress OUT OF YOU?!

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Nystral
Feb 6, 2002

Every man likes a pretty girl with him at a skeleton dance.

^^^^ THIS^^^^

After having to explain to my wife what's going on and the weird world of "dating sims" I think making it as weird as possible vs porny id the right way to go.

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