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Roosevelt
Jul 18, 2009

I'm looking for the man who shot my paw.

jony neuemonic posted:

i’ll be sad when sa finally tanks. it’s good.

im sure some media conglomerate will pick it up sooner or later

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bump_fn
Apr 12, 2004

two of them
sufferin' sucralose!

ArmedZombie
Jun 6, 2004

ironically, the people who resist therapy the most are the ones who need it the most

Jonny 290
May 5, 2005



[ASK] me about OS/2 Warp
you can get a fuckin sick rear end real-keyboard thinkpad for like $279 refurb and then buy a new 9-cell and an ssd and max the ram and you are golden for four hundo

prefect
Sep 11, 2001

No one, Woodhouse.
No one.




Dead Man’s Band

jony neuemonic posted:

i’ll be sad when sa finally tanks. it’s good.

Improbable Lobster
Jan 6, 2012

What is the Matrix 🌐? We just don't know 😎.


Buglord
jorb

Elder Postsman
Aug 30, 2000


i used hot bot to search for "teens"

Roosevelt posted:

prefect is the best poster on these forums

Liver Disaster
Mar 31, 2012

no more tears

Sagebrush posted:

you can't get a non-lovely laptop for under $1000

H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse
Slippery Tilde

Sagebrush posted:

our chemistry building was recently renovated and they found a ten-kilogram slug of mercury under the floorboards of one of the labs. no one had any idea how long it had been there :toot:

at least they didn’t hafta call the bomb squad to dispose of old forgotten chemicals found under a fume hood

Liver Disaster
Mar 31, 2012

no more tears

Sagebrush posted:

i'm just happy today because i found a tub of protein powder that doesn't have sucralose in it.

i hate that stuff.

orgain tastes like butt but it doesnt have dairy in it, or sucralose in your case, which is p good

Glans Dillzig
Nov 23, 2011

:justpost::justpost::justpost::justpost::justpost::justpost::justpost::justpost:

knickerbocker expert
the 31st isn't soon enough

Beast of Bourbon
Sep 25, 2013

Pillbug
good friend of mine (and goon) was just in an elevator accident at work. he was going out for coffee and the elevator fell a few floors. he's walking and is not sure how hurt he is.

Jonny 290
May 5, 2005



[ASK] me about OS/2 Warp
he is extremely injured and requires immediate medical attention

bump_fn
Apr 12, 2004

two of them
rip

Improbable Lobster
Jan 6, 2012

What is the Matrix 🌐? We just don't know 😎.


Buglord
he needs a leg-ectomy

Beast of Bourbon
Sep 25, 2013

Pillbug

Jonny 290 posted:

he is extremely injured and requires immediate medical attention

in our group slack the 2 lawyers are already covering this angle heavily with real advice.

FUN FACT: the elevator was last inspected 375 days ago and requires yearly inspection, so he's probably "got a case"

he's currently sitting in the coffee shop on the ground floor trying to figure out how bad shape he is actually in (no cuts/broken bones/head injuries), worried about knees/neck/back

Ciaphas
Nov 20, 2005

> BEWARE, COWARD :ovr:


i feel like the last thing he'd want to do is aggravate a potential spinal compression injury by moving at all until a doctor has been aroundd

i'm no medic tho

President Beep
Apr 30, 2009





i have to have a car because otherwise i cant drive around the country solving mysteries while being doggedly pursued by federal marshals for a crime i did not commit (9/11)

jony neuemonic posted:

i’ll be sad when sa finally tanks. it’s good.

same. i dont know where my new online home would be. what are some other non-horrible forums?

prefect
Sep 11, 2001

No one, Woodhouse.
No one.




Dead Man’s Band

Ciaphas posted:

i feel like the last thing he'd want to do is aggravate a potential spinal compression injury by moving at all until a doctor has been aroundd

i'm no medic tho

yeah, if the elevator fell a couple of floors, i would definitely want to see a doctor

Sagebrush
Feb 26, 2012

Beast of Bourbon posted:

in our group slack the 2 lawyers are already covering this angle heavily with real advice.

FUN FACT: the elevator was last inspected 375 days ago and requires yearly inspection, so he's probably "got a case"

he's currently sitting in the coffee shop on the ground floor trying to figure out how bad shape he is actually in (no cuts/broken bones/head injuries), worried about knees/neck/back

i really loathe the ambulance-chasing sue-everybody part of american culture, but yeah he should really call an ambulance and go to the hospital so that it's on record for the future

a lot of the time whiplash-like injuries only show up the next day and if you didn't go to the hospital at the time, a corp lawyer is definitely going to accuse you of making it up

Beast of Bourbon
Sep 25, 2013

Pillbug
this happened like 5 minutes ago and most of hte advice is "go to an urgent care around the corner"

Elder Postsman
Aug 30, 2000


i used hot bot to search for "teens"

President Beep posted:

same. i dont know where my new online home would be. what are some other non-horrible forums?

there aren't any

bump_fn
Apr 12, 2004

two of them

President Beep posted:

same. i dont know where my new online home would be. what are some other non-horrible forums?


Elder Postsman posted:

there aren't any

President Beep
Apr 30, 2009





i have to have a car because otherwise i cant drive around the country solving mysteries while being doggedly pursued by federal marshals for a crime i did not commit (9/11)

Elder Postsman posted:

there aren't any

tehn by god, I’ll make one!!! and it’ll only have the BEST posters!!

bump_fn
Apr 12, 2004

two of them

President Beep posted:

tehn by god, I’ll make one!!! and it’ll only have the BEST posters!!

cant wit for this post to show up in some child porn deposition in a year

cinci zoo sniper
Mar 15, 2013




Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud posted:

There's an Eastern European grocery near my house and I got some soused herring from Latvia. It tasted weird as gently caress.

don't buy any latvian fish that isn't riga sprats

President Beep
Apr 30, 2009





i have to have a car because otherwise i cant drive around the country solving mysteries while being doggedly pursued by federal marshals for a crime i did not commit (9/11)

bump_fn posted:

cant wit for this post to show up in some child porn deposition in a year

I’ll deffo drop your name. it’ll be epic.

Roosevelt
Jul 18, 2009

I'm looking for the man who shot my paw.

in the mistrial of the century, a federal judge confuses "bump" with "beep" and sends an innocent poster to prison for 30 years

bump_fn
Apr 12, 2004

two of them

Roosevelt posted:

in the mistrial of the century, a federal judge confuses "bump" with "beep" and sends an innocent poster to prison for 30 years

cinci zoo sniper
Mar 15, 2013




Ciaphas posted:

when i have questions like that i usually head for thewirecutter.com and see what they think. they're often wrong and they fish pretty hard for amazon/etc referrals to stay afloat but it's a good starting point

i think lenovo thinkpads are still in vogue for cheap laptops as long as you take the time to blast all the crapware away asap

but yeah any laptop for less than 4 figgies is gonna be pretty ripe rear end

notebookcheck is the only laptop website worth a drat and 3 figgie laptops will be asus n series or acer v series most likely. just check notebookcheck top lists for needed category, dudes are extremely thorough about their poo poo

bump_fn
Apr 12, 2004

two of them
enjoy guantanamo beep lol

indigi
Jul 20, 2004

how can we not talk about family
when family's all that we got?
re therapy: my therapist has been trying to talk me into a partial hospitalization program but can't really force it cause I'm not a suicide risk. I should probably do it but it seems like such a fuckin hassle to get all the temporary disability paperwork together

President Beep
Apr 30, 2009





i have to have a car because otherwise i cant drive around the country solving mysteries while being doggedly pursued by federal marshals for a crime i did not commit (9/11)

bump_fn posted:

enjoy guantanamo beep lol

thanks! I’ll enjoy quality time with my fellow detainees and try to complete the styrofoam cup challenge.

FAT32 SHAMER
Aug 16, 2012



if i have to spend $10/month to help keep the forums running at this point i'm extremely willing to do so

this is one of the last mostly untainted places on the internet and i will be very discouraged if it does eventually go under

President Beep
Apr 30, 2009





i have to have a car because otherwise i cant drive around the country solving mysteries while being doggedly pursued by federal marshals for a crime i did not commit (9/11)
we’ll also have our own forums, but we’ll just have to all shout over each other since we won’t have computers. as you can imagine, most of us will “post” about our incarceration. the yell-forum will be called “something unlawful”.

FAT32 SHAMER
Aug 16, 2012



i mean worst case is we run off to discord or some free xenoforum thing but it just wont be the same

President Beep
Apr 30, 2009





i have to have a car because otherwise i cant drive around the country solving mysteries while being doggedly pursued by federal marshals for a crime i did not commit (9/11)

FAT32 SHAMER posted:

if i have to spend $10/month to help keep the forums running at this point i'm extremely willing to do so

this is one of the last mostly untainted places on the internet and i will be very discouraged if it does eventually go under

the creeps from the bank will show up at lowtax’s office to seize his assets, but suddenly he’ll get an alert from his bank on his phone, saying the last few dollars have just been put into his account to keep the forums running.

that last few dollars will be from me, buying an av.



you k ow what that av will look like? a picture of albert einstein.



e: im really loving tired. I should probably stop posting.

jony neuemonic
Nov 13, 2009

President Beep posted:

tehn by god, I’ll make one!!! and it’ll only have the BEST posters!!

find that goon who had half a production ready sa-replacement written, lmao.

FAT32 SHAMER
Aug 16, 2012



jony neuemonic posted:

find that goon who had half a production ready sa-replacement written, lmao.
wasnt it in elixr or something like that lmao


President Beep posted:

the creeps from the bank will show up at lowtax’s office to seize his assets, but suddenly he’ll get an alert from his bank on his phone, saying the last few dollars have just been put into his account to keep the forums running.

that last few dollars will be from me, buying an av.



you k ow what that av will look like? a picture of albert einstein.

:mrwhite:

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jony neuemonic
Nov 13, 2009

FAT32 SHAMER posted:

wasnt it in elixr or something like that lmao

yessir.

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