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goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
Soldier: Jock "Strap" Jenkins

CQC specialist, obv

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goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
4) Al-Balawi
3) Mueller
2) MacKenzie
1) Guzman

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
I remember seeing some show a decade or so where a special forces guy claimed the ideal number of people to storm a medium sized house was 16-20 and ideally it took under 5 seconds to clear the whole building.

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
Don't get shot with an lmg at 20 yards seems like a generally good life goal.

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
You need a squad marksman. Though you probably need a marksman rifle first.

H&K will probably sell you something suitable.

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
How long does it take to punch a man to death?

e - Assuming you are both of average stats and you are punching him in the face.

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
What does the M123 mean under "Range"?

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
Is that bad?

edit - I mean, we got kickbacks from FN but they couldn't even hook us up with their own ammo standard.

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
Two squads of ELITE OPERATORS. Obviously when they shoot at people those people die. If a mission needs to last several minutes they have to send in human waves.

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
Nah, this is set in the past. The media there's much easier to control.

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
The PASGT seems not enough though. I'd skip it and only buy the ranger gear for the point men.

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
Budget plan Goat

6 helmets 12pts
4 ranger suits 44pts
2 grenade launchers 22pts
2 P90s 12pts

Two 2-man MG teams with support/ammo carriers with P90s.
Two 3-man Assault teams composed of 1 guy to shoot grenades through the windows and 2 burly chaps in body armour to follow it up.

90 monies exactly.

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
You'll still get shredded arms and legs.

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
You want us to vote on plans or purchases?

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
1. Goat
2. Angora 2
3. Hats
4. Cathode heavy

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
I vote zero tracers except on specific people. Too obvious otherwise.

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
I vote for Pokémon, but only if I get to be a :wooper:

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
Our guns do 3rb right? First round is a tracer, then every third following? Walk those bursts toward your target, set everything on fire.

Burn the world down.

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
I (Strap) volunteer to scout.

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
It's going to hit near the end of the next two second period.

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
The AUG might be nice. A type 81 could be an assault rifle oris a SAW based on the same pattern.

edit - nm, he's described as an LMG gunner.

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
I assume the weapon damage of a vehicle impact is pretty high.

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
Good mission lads. Let's hope Mega doesn't get sepsis and celebrate with a round of golf.

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
Bagsy two skorpions and a glorious charge.

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
If they're using relatively poo poo steel, and only 10mm of it, then sure.

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
It would look really cool and be a really bad idea.

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
We got as many reloads as we did Skorpions. Think more Matrix lobby scene.

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
Trade the shitmobile and our intel to someone and get a couple of jeeps.

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
1. Carbines w/ red dots
2. Demo charges
3. Camo
4. Hummer
5. Some decals for the hummer
6. Some big old woofers for the hummer.
7. M2.
8. Morphine.

edit - Do we get some spare barrels for that M2?

goatface fucked around with this message at 23:12 on Feb 16, 2018

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
It doesn't have them automatically? MY VERISIMILITUDE! :argh:

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
That's why we need decals and spinners and a banging sound system to play early/cutting edge hip hop at an unhealthy volume.

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
If they don't know what the gently caress is going on they won't expect the four guys with red dots in the bushes to pop their heads like melons.

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
That hasn't been released yet.

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
Strap will do the +2 str and spend everything on gun shooting.

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
We don't need cover, we have darkness and foolish bravado. Sneak some dudes into one place, feint in another with a vehicle to draw them out of hiding, enfilade, victory.

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
I too think we should cover ourselves in mud and moss and crawl across the fields until we can shank a few guys with our trusty combat knives.

THEN we can go loud.

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer

bibliosabreur posted:

Okay this doesn't seem good.

Just strip the tyres until it doesn't move properly, then we can deal with it at our leisure.

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
Stop poking holes in my obviously faultless plans.

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
Shoot them in the back.

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goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
Dirty nothing. Those fuckers are still armed, they're just re-positioning.

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