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maffew buildings
Apr 29, 2009

I'm too dumb to get probated


Why did they make Chade Elliott's a fleshlight

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CBJSprague24
Dec 5, 2010

Again, Torts took him to a very high mountain and showed him Nationwide and all its splendor.

"All this I will give you," he said, "if you will lay down and block for me." -Jackets 15:16



maffew buildings posted:

Why did they make Chade Elliott's a fleshlight

NASCAR wants him to be pleasing to as many fans as possible.

Ungratek
Aug 2, 2005



maffew buildings posted:

Why did they make Chade Elliott's a fleshlight

this is exactly what I was going to post

Ungratek
Aug 2, 2005



Ungratek posted:

this is exactly what I was going to post

trap sprung you gross man

bigbillystyle
Nov 11, 2003

Steering wheels? Where we're going we don't need steering wheels.

CBJSprague24 posted:

If you're still playing Fantasy, two observations:
1) The format changed so that you must pick two Chase (gently caress "Playoff") drivers each week to go along with two (not three) non-Chase drivers.
2) The starts appear to be unlimited now, which I wish I'd have known originally because I'd have used up the 3 starts I had for Kyle, Harvick, MTJ, Larson, etc. I was saving for the Chase as was my strategy for the Yahoo game. (Or, maybe I could've just read the rules going in because then I probably would've known this.)

Yeah I had the same issue. I did see that pop-up explaining that chase starts would be unlimited so I used up as many good drivers as I could but, like you, I was also stockpiling for the chase. Yeah I guess read the rules to win but also kind of a dumb format.

big nipples big life
May 12, 2014





Tortured By Flan

They definitely should have made that clearer at the start of the season, even after seeing the pop up and starting everyone I still had 2 starts left for most of the contenders.

CBJSprague24
Dec 5, 2010

Again, Torts took him to a very high mountain and showed him Nationwide and all its splendor.

"All this I will give you," he said, "if you will lay down and block for me." -Jackets 15:16



big nipples big life posted:

They definitely should have made that clearer at the start of the season, even after seeing the pop up and starting everyone I still had 2 starts left for most of the contenders.

I had three each, which would have ensured that, at minimum, I would have been able to run one of the 4, 18, or 78 in each of the remaining non-plate races (Talladega is a coin flip).

e- When they announced them, I assumed they'd be night races, so forgive me for asking WHO IS THE DUMBSHIT THAT MADE THE NXS AND CUP RACES DAY RACES AT LVMS IN SEPTEMBER? It's going to be 100 each day.

CBJSprague24 fucked around with this message at Sep 15, 2018 around 01:25

sportsgenius86
Jun 17, 2008

THE STREAK IS OVER


Truck racing is the best racing

maffew buildings
Apr 29, 2009

I'm too dumb to get probated


They didn't even get to the line!!! That's what, 4 cautions the last 15 laps including restarts?

maffew buildings
Apr 29, 2009

I'm too dumb to get probated


That was fun as heck, good winner. Sucks for Moffett though

CBJSprague24
Dec 5, 2010

Again, Torts took him to a very high mountain and showed him Nationwide and all its splendor.

"All this I will give you," he said, "if you will lay down and block for me." -Jackets 15:16



Ryan Newman is leaving RCR. Who gets the 13 car next year?

That's not momentary dyslexia on the number, either.

kidcoelacanth
Sep 23, 2009



CBJSprague24 posted:

Ryan Newman is leaving RCR. Who gets the 13 car next year?

That's not momentary dyslexia on the number, either.

Really think Dillon stays there and Hemric or someone ends up at RCR

big nipples big life
May 12, 2014





Tortured By Flan

Watermelons

maffew buildings
Apr 29, 2009

I'm too dumb to get probated


Goddamn Kyle has aged like, a lot getting past 30

maffew buildings
Apr 29, 2009

I'm too dumb to get probated


I just want people who aren't in the playoffs to win here out man

Boomer The Cannon
Oct 27, 2011

Gotta see it live!




CBJSprague24
Dec 5, 2010

Again, Torts took him to a very high mountain and showed him Nationwide and all its splendor.

"All this I will give you," he said, "if you will lay down and block for me." -Jackets 15:16



Get loose, Jeff Gordon.

maffew buildings
Apr 29, 2009

I'm too dumb to get probated


We need one more yellow...YES!!! NUMBER 11! IT'S JIMMIE TIME!

kidcoelacanth
Sep 23, 2009



uhhhh this is a good race

maffew buildings
Apr 29, 2009

I'm too dumb to get probated


Oh man good thing Ricky wrecked, that was a bad restart for the 48, getting another chance

Fauxhawk Express
Oct 28, 2007

I'M THE LORD JESUS CHRIST


oh look a contrived GWC

The Kimoa Kid
Jun 28, 2007


Good, Blaney needs another shot at that restart.

Fauxhawk Express
Oct 28, 2007

I'M THE LORD JESUS CHRIST


oh look another contrived GWC

maffew buildings
Apr 29, 2009

I'm too dumb to get probated


Well 8th isn't bad for Suarez. I had to leave after thr debris caution, guess there was another like five yellows?

iospace
Apr 20, 2020




Fun Shoe

maffew buildings posted:

Well 8th isn't bad for Suarez. I had to leave after thr debris caution, guess there was another like five yellows?

And a red flag.

CBJSprague24
Dec 5, 2010

Again, Torts took him to a very high mountain and showed him Nationwide and all its splendor.

"All this I will give you," he said, "if you will lay down and block for me." -Jackets 15:16



Note to self:

https://twitter.com/MattWeaverAW/st...752770863280128

mischief
Jun 3, 2003

Fuck everything.



Sweeeet!

kidcoelacanth
Sep 23, 2009



https://twitter.com/A_S12/status/1042044152811347969

The Kimoa Kid
Jun 28, 2007


Alonso hasn't burned any bridges with Honda, they just don't want to employ him while he's a Toyota driver. For that reason I think he'd actively avoid a Toyota ride in NASCAR. It's unlikely he'll continue in WEC after Le Mans next year, at which point the problem solves itself. There's no reason to double down with them if it causes problems with Honda. Also, Zak Brown has ties to Hendrick, and Alonso seems to be doing something with Johnson.

CactusWeasle
Aug 1, 2006
It's not a party until the bomb squad says it is

I like the logic there. IndyCar too slow? NASCAR!

Peanut President
Nov 5, 2008





GraspingAtStraws.biz

CBJSprague24
Dec 5, 2010

Again, Torts took him to a very high mountain and showed him Nationwide and all its splendor.

"All this I will give you," he said, "if you will lay down and block for me." -Jackets 15:16



Brian France plead not guilty to his DUI charge.

Peanut President posted:

GraspingAtStraws.biz

CBJSprague24
Dec 5, 2010

Again, Torts took him to a very high mountain and showed him Nationwide and all its splendor.

"All this I will give you," he said, "if you will lay down and block for me." -Jackets 15:16



Katherine Legge will run NXS Richmond for JD Motorsports.

iospace
Apr 20, 2020




Fun Shoe

CBJSprague24 posted:

Katherine Legge will run NXS Richmond for JD Motorsports.

Good to see her get some attention. She's been having an amazing season in IMSA.

CBJSprague24
Dec 5, 2010

Again, Torts took him to a very high mountain and showed him Nationwide and all its splendor.

"All this I will give you," he said, "if you will lay down and block for me." -Jackets 15:16



Dang Ol' Junyer says exactly what you thinks he would about the car emojis:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D3Jmc-h0bTY

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big nipples big life
May 12, 2014





Tortured By Flan

Newman to the 6 on a three year deal.

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