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Elitist Bitch
Sep 13, 2007





Kyle Busch is still sad he wasn't one of the Gillette Young Guns.

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Elitist Bitch
Sep 13, 2007





Stenhouse throwing some shade.

Elitist Bitch
Sep 13, 2007





Since it involves Barstool, I am now anti Denny time and pro JoLo.

Elitist Bitch
Sep 13, 2007





Lol generally you want someone good and successful to mentor you.

She can still serve as a glaring lesson on what not to do.

Elitist Bitch
Sep 13, 2007





Nerds? Not in my internet comedy forum, goon sir!

Elitist Bitch
Sep 13, 2007






Dale's tweet also says he's leaving for Korea, lol

Elitist Bitch
Sep 13, 2007





right meow!

Elitist Bitch fucked around with this message at 06:16 on Feb 20, 2018

Elitist Bitch
Sep 13, 2007





Hey all playing fantasy, this is your friendly reminder to get your team set before qualifying!

Elitist Bitch
Sep 13, 2007





Lol so, we return.

Perhaps our resident Shrub apologist will also return.

Elitist Bitch
Sep 13, 2007





Oh Punt

Elitist Bitch
Sep 13, 2007





I don't either, Jimmie.

https://twitter.com/jimmiejohnson/s...161241074286592

Click through to see the crazy from "NASCAR female fanatic".

Elitist Bitch
Sep 13, 2007





I like not watching guys die on the track and in the pits. The other stuff is secondary for me.

I'll never forget my parents having to explain to me that JD McDuffie had died.

Elitist Bitch
Sep 13, 2007





I think of that often. We lost Kenny Irwin and the King's grandson in a very short time and nothing. But we lose Senior and poo poo loving happens. I hate that we lost them, and I especially hate it that it took Dale dying for things to change. If HANS devices had been required years ago we could be celebrating the tail end of Adam's career now and Dale could be crotchety on Twitter.

Elitist Bitch
Sep 13, 2007





I miss BP.

Elitist Bitch
Sep 13, 2007






Holy loving poo poo, that Mikey wreck.

Elitist Bitch
Sep 13, 2007





https://twitter.com/nascarman_rr/st...503292990369793

E: Thread title

Elitist Bitch fucked around with this message at 00:46 on Mar 11, 2018

Elitist Bitch
Sep 13, 2007





They should build better racetracks in the West.

Elitist Bitch
Sep 13, 2007





drat, I know Jimmiebot has had a rough start but this seems cruel:

https://twitter.com/teamhendrick/st...012509161172993

Elitist Bitch
Sep 13, 2007





CBJSprague24 posted:

This guy is one of the higher ups for NASCAR. If you've ever wondered what's wrong with this sport...

His Twitter kind of makes it look like he works for SHR rather than the mothership, but he does not tweet like he is a real bright dude.

In other news, Gluck is reporting that anyone who doesn't make a qualifying attempt for the Xfinity race because their car won't pass inspection will have to serve a pass through penalty when the race goes green.

Unintended consequence of having less than capacity fields I suppose- what is the point of qualifying if you know you're going to make the race?

Elitist Bitch
Sep 13, 2007





Elitist Bitch
Sep 13, 2007





I prefer this gem

https://twitter.com/bubbawallace/st...731763815534592

Elitist Bitch
Sep 13, 2007





Maybe we'll be able to buy hats if he wins-

BAHAHAHAHA!

Elitist Bitch
Sep 13, 2007





gently caress yeah SRA!

Now sell us some loving merch!!

Elitist Bitch
Sep 13, 2007





It can be two things.

Elitist Bitch
Sep 13, 2007





kidcoelacanth posted:

How do you pronounce Isla

I've heard both Iss-la and Eye-la.

Elitist Bitch
Sep 13, 2007





exploded mummy posted:

No, hes the Sidney Crosby or Seattle Seahawks of NASCAR.

You're dead to me.

Elitist Bitch
Sep 13, 2007





Peanut President posted:

POST YOU COWARD

Lol have you met us? We're the worst.

Elitist Bitch
Sep 13, 2007





Nit Wit Dog poo poo posted:

That would be "excuse me" Miss, or Mrs. I'm not quite sure she's married yet. How I know she's a woman who is not married or not concerns me.

I don't hide the fact that I'm a woman, and I've been on this thread for like ten years. And I prefer Ms.

Elitist Bitch
Sep 13, 2007





Au contraire!

Elitist Bitch
Sep 13, 2007





exploded mummy posted:

and chase scurries up and grabs the title

You shut your mouth.

Elitist Bitch
Sep 13, 2007





CBJSprague24 posted:


I like it, even though things would've been different had Evernham not run Gordon out of gas.

My mom and I jumped six feet high that night

Elitist Bitch
Sep 13, 2007





iospace posted:

Here's the thing, NASCAR appeals mostly (I SAID MOSTLY) to MAGA chuds. With any luck by the time the TV deal is up, they're gone or in hiding. Sooooooooo I'm not too certain NASCAR can survive.

Wrestling doesn't try to appeal to the lowe- *aide rushes in, holds up Royal Rumble poster* never mind.

If we're being honest here, and anyone who cares to should feel free to disagree with me, but the folks itt are not NASCAR's core audience. They should probably try to chase fans like us off and re- attract those guys

Elitist Bitch
Sep 13, 2007





Fauxhawk Express posted:

and NASCAR wonders why it can't attract a more diverse fanbase

I don't think they wonder and moreover I don't think they care.

Elitist Bitch
Sep 13, 2007





Yeah let's never do that.

Elitist Bitch
Sep 13, 2007





TBF Kyle "I'm gonna announce the birth of my kid with a sponsor plug" Larson is kind of full of dumb takes.

Also relevant:
https://twitter.com/nascarcritic/st...7497194497?s=21

Elitist Bitch
Sep 13, 2007





Precisely. Do I think Larson has the right to have this terrible opinion? Yes. Do I think he has the right to express that opinion? Yes. Does that obligate me in any way to continue to cheer for him or buy his merch? Nope, it sure doesn't.

Elitist Bitch
Sep 13, 2007





Every Applebee's in America spontaneously bursts into flames.

Elitist Bitch
Sep 13, 2007





von Manstein posted:

For what it's worth NASCAR's Facebook page has been posting non-stop about Muh Troops...is the season really not that interesting?

I assume they just accepted a big fat payment with the DoD for Muh Troops.

Elitist Bitch
Sep 13, 2007





It really bothers me how opaque the punishment/recovery process is for substances in NASCAR. I get that racing is inherently more dangerous to be participating in under the influence but it seems ridiculous to keep everything so hush-hush.

E: I was just reading up on it and Dinger was out for 6 races. I have to think SRA is coming back, or wouldn't the team just close?

Elitist Bitch fucked around with this message at 19:18 on Jul 1, 2018

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Elitist Bitch
Sep 13, 2007





iospace posted:

I see, but have you considered gently caress Kyle Busch?

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