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OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 10, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick


Nap Ghost

SRA retired from selling merch

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OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 10, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick


Nap Ghost

Kyle is basically Jeff Jarrett from late stage WCW so this all checks out.

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 10, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick


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CBJSprague24 posted:

Watching a couple old races from the Charlotte Roval in 15 minutes in honor of the reconfiguration. Let's all watch and laugh...or shudder...:

https://cytu.be/r/SASCARWinterHeat

10 minutes in and 3 cars are wrecked

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 10, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
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Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick


Nap Ghost


why would you want to avoid Vince Russo


https://i.imgur.com/X3jtsCV.mp4

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 10, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick


Nap Ghost

Countdown to iracing banning Danica...

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 10, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick


Nap Ghost

ARCA is at 4:30 on FS1

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 10, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
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Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick


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CBJSprague24 posted:

The football and NHL graphics are tight.

https://twitter.com/BaseballBalks/s...354469047554048

That is not. It's nice-looking, but it sucks functionally. I bet it gets changed.

e- We were waxing nostalgic the other night watching the '96 ARCA race from Daytona about how much we enjoyed ESPN's old scoring pylon. If they shrink it to that (Car number, driver name or manufacturer or speed/interval, it'd be awesome, but if it's going to take up a chunk of the screen, I hate it.

I still cant believe that the car that was basically built out of Bondo only lost 2 laps once it got going in an ARCA race at a super speedway with basically no cautions.

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 10, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
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Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
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-Cheap Trick


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CBJSprague24 posted:

IT IS TIME FOR ARCA GO WATCH ON FS1! THEY CAN'T MERCY CUT IT SHORT THIS YEAR BECAUSE THERE'S NO CLASH TONIGHT!

Update:

ARCA went and ARCA'd

And then the leader crashed getting out of his pit

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 10, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
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Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
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Nap Ghost

#ARCADeathRace2018

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 10, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
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Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

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iospace posted:

F1's works because it's a small field. Indy can get away with it, dunno if they could with the 500, though.

NASCAR would have to do the 10 ten and then scroll the "next 10" among the field throughout the race. It could work, but it wouldn't be the same.

That's what Fox is doing with their new pylon.

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 10, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick


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iospace posted:

Alright, I haven't had a chance to tune in yet (yesterday we were slammed during the race so I didn't have time to pause and change the channel)

it takes up like the left quarter of the screen

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 10, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick


Nap Ghost

https://twitter.com/jayski/status/964178785565335553

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 10, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick


Nap Ghost


Who's Stan

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 10, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick


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CactusWeasle posted:

Just give SRA the trophy and call it done

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 10, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick


Nap Ghost

Some good pitwork

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 10, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
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Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick


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CBJSprague24 posted:

Did I see correctly that the margin of victory yesterday was 0.000 seconds and that the race was decided in at least ten-thousandths of a second?

A Good Race. It's crazy how GWC takes what looks like it could be a disastrous spin and winds up making it a good finish after all (SRA yesterday, Gordon going from 30th to 6th at Daytona in 2011). I like some of the wackiness we've gotten out of plate races in recent years, too, like Sadler winding up second after a late penalty and late spin.


I'd forgotten about Honking Dongs...

e- Last call for a full season of Fantasy NASCAR. Password is sascar: https://fantasygames.nascar.com/liv...sy-refugee-camp

Changed my name to For Sale By Owner.

https://twitter.com/matthumphreycar...222022933512192

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 10, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick


Nap Ghost

It's a shame that Team Penske can't win fairly so they wreck the field smh

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 10, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick


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kidcoelacanth posted:

That was the craziest five laps I've ever watched

You watched NXS last night

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 10, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

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Godzilla07 posted:

Winning the way Dale would’ve

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 10, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
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Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
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CBJSprague24 posted:

Jeff Gluck did a good sitdown with Mike Joy on how he got into broadcasting and this was one of the highlights for me:


I'm curious as to who he's talking about. Ken Squier and Eli Gold were "company men" from MRN, but so were Joy and AB. I remember reading Rick Allen auditioned for it and didn't get it, but he was an outsider.

http://jeffgluck.com/mike-joy-fox-s...how-i-got-here/

Chris Myers didn't do PBP at that time right

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 10, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
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Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

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https://twitter.com/bobpockrass/sta...551388703223808

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 10, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick


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https://twitter.com/APopham27/status/967560980535349249

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 10, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
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Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick


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ilmucche posted:

Seriously, did Kyle Busch get in serous poo poo for reversing on a live track? Did he go back out after that? Surely there was damage to his brakes or suspension.

He did it on like lap 132 of a 134 mile race

Suspensions and the such probably won't be announced for another day or two (usually they're on Wednesday)

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 10, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
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Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick


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Harveygod posted:

To be fair, this was all NASCAR's decision.

NASCAR used their discretion to basically only penalize the crew chief for the fuckup. (They have to issue 3 race suspensions per the rulebook for a tire coming off)

The Jackman and tire changer are only suspended from Trucks. They're normally part of Cup crews anyway.

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK fucked around with this message at Feb 28, 2018 around 17:28

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 10, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
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Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick


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Norns posted:

Don't forget he also drove loving backwards

To get off the track while the rest of the field was already being gathered up under caution for restart and had passed him by and there was no chance he hit someone while reversing on the apron.

I know it's Kyle, but come on.

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 10, 2008

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shame on an IGA posted:

not nascar but Dan Wheldon ranks as the stupidest most pointless motorsports death of my lifetime. They'd already fixed everything in the next version of the car, largely from his own input, but just had to run a dumbass gimmick race to close out the season.

I would go with Justin Wilson

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 10, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
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Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

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Feels Villeneuve posted:

Wilson's death was just inherent to open wheel racing on ovals, it was unfortunate, but not like, totally preventable. It's like a bike fatality where someone falls off a bike and gets hit, if you do racing with an open-cockpit car, you're going to run the risk of poo poo hitting the driver's head.

Justin wilson didnt die on an oval

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 10, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
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Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick


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Feels Villeneuve posted:

Are you making a joke or just being a pedantic rear end in a top hat

It was Pocono, so little of column A, little of column B.

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 10, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick


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Elephanthead posted:

Better than the track dryer truck.

Juan left the series like 5 years ago dude

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 10, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick


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If a race happened on a Monday and no one watched it did it really happen

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 10, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
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Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

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iospace posted:

Formula E is sponsored by ABB.

Verizon sponsors Indyc-




Wait CBJ said major series.

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 10, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
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CBJSprague24 posted:

And here it comes:
https://twitter.com/jim_utter/status/989886632915595264

What are they going to even do? Merge it with NXS?

Nooooooooo

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 10, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick


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CBJSprague24 posted:

Sure.

Corporate Tony Stewart should've bought ARCA: https://www.inc.com/jeff-haden/how-...no-problem.html

Just so he could murder the dreams of kore young racers?

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 10, 2008

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Take up shelter in the base of my spine
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Allolgeier

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 10, 2008

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SRA WON

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 10, 2008

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SLICK GOKU BABY posted:

I am pretty far behind on my understanding of the Nascar rules, but why was Allgaier able to restart 4th after running out of gas and having to be pushed to pit road? Just because it was under caution?

Basically. The fact that he was the first and close to pit road after 6 or 7 of the cars behind him ran out of fuel helped as well.

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 10, 2008

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that roughly translates to about 30 minutes and 4 minutes worth of ads over a 3 and a half hour broadcast

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 10, 2008

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https://twitter.com/Jalopnik/status...5004115968?s=19

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 10, 2008

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https://twitter.com/Toffile/status/...6602591232?s=19

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OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 10, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
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Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

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CBJSprague24 posted:

Ooh...ooh...

https://twitter.com/Forbes/status/991721157534650368

The caption of that photo insists it's a dumpster fire in the background.

Rare photographic proof of the France family driving people away

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