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CBJSprague24
Dec 5, 2010

another game at nationwide arena. everybody keeps asking me if they can fuck the cannon. buddy, they don't even let me fuck it

With all the talk of William Byron being an EA character come to life, Alex Bowman's story is pretty incredible itself when you stop and think about it.

mischief posted:

I'm not thanking her for a drat thing until she gets naked.

I'm progressive that way.

Well, I mean:

CactusWeasle posted:

Is this like the time she didnt win pole for Daytona and the next day 'accidentally' posted a skin shot on twitter

E- Have the hand it to FOX with probably 8 hours of coverage on the network before it's all said and done.

CBJSprague24 fucked around with this message at 19:25 on Feb 18, 2018

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CBJSprague24
Dec 5, 2010

another game at nationwide arena. everybody keeps asking me if they can fuck the cannon. buddy, they don't even let me fuck it

Mahoning posted:

I was a huge NASCAR fan from like 95 to somewhere around a decade ago. I keep trying to get back into it but every year I turn on the Daytona 500 and everyone has different sponsors, different numbers, and there’s like 20 new drivers. It’s so inaccessible.

And yes I realize I sound like a really old guy, get off my lawn.

edit: that being said, I love watching the 500 every year anyways. Which young driver should I adopt? I don’t want some Trump supporting idiot like Chase Elliot either.

I agree with Blaney and Wallace. Also Kyle Larson. Go all three of them today.

Also Stenhouse for the comedy.

CBJSprague24
Dec 5, 2010

another game at nationwide arena. everybody keeps asking me if they can fuck the cannon. buddy, they don't even let me fuck it

Jimmebot done, Chase out, Danica's career over, Bowyer down a cylinder, Blaney leads?

A Good Race.

CBJSprague24
Dec 5, 2010

another game at nationwide arena. everybody keeps asking me if they can fuck the cannon. buddy, they don't even let me fuck it

iospace posted:

Danica doesn't seem upset with what happened, which is nice for once.

I didn't see the interview but she's been pretty checked out all week.

CBJSprague24
Dec 5, 2010

another game at nationwide arena. everybody keeps asking me if they can fuck the cannon. buddy, they don't even let me fuck it

God damnit.

Honk my Dong, Austin.

CBJSprague24
Dec 5, 2010

another game at nationwide arena. everybody keeps asking me if they can fuck the cannon. buddy, they don't even let me fuck it

https://twitter.com/bobpockrass/status/965622960588492806

Dale's Tweet is in Korean. :golfclap:

CBJSprague24
Dec 5, 2010

another game at nationwide arena. everybody keeps asking me if they can fuck the cannon. buddy, they don't even let me fuck it

The 36 chartered cars are the only ones entered for Atlanta. Harvick and Mikey got their wish.

iwentdoodie posted:

The only reason she's doing this is her agent talked her into it. Any argument about her loving racing was nixed by her own words.

I can't even feel bad for her, she's doing it yo herself as a vain cash grab and was very upfront about it.

I'm beginning to wonder how much her agents have pulled the strings over the years and how in control of her own career she really has been. I've always seen her as an incredibly savvy marketer/business person and envisioned her as someone largely running the show, but now I'm curious.

In other words, it seems like the agents wanted more to do with the double than she does.

E- I spel gud.

CBJSprague24 fucked around with this message at 02:41 on Feb 20, 2018

CBJSprague24
Dec 5, 2010

another game at nationwide arena. everybody keeps asking me if they can fuck the cannon. buddy, they don't even let me fuck it

I also thought of the 10 winning in Danica's swan song and that would've been the best subplot they wouldn't have brought up.

Boomer The Cannon posted:

If we're going to have the Xfinity series basically mirror the Cup series, and have the rules packages as close as they are, why not get all crazy and turn Cup/Xfinity into an A/B tour, with the top 5 Xfinity teams from Saturday* getting a set of tires and spots 37-41 in Sunday's race?

*unless you field a Cup driver already qualified into Sunday's race

Alternately, you keep the Buschwacker rides eligible and, when they advance, they must run an under-contract development driver in the car.

Failure to comply (or something like if they don't run Top 20) means you can't run Buschwackers when you go back to NXS. :getin:

CBJSprague24
Dec 5, 2010

another game at nationwide arena. everybody keeps asking me if they can fuck the cannon. buddy, they don't even let me fuck it

https://twitter.com/danielmcfadin/status/965641597844148224

Mother of God.

CBJSprague24
Dec 5, 2010

another game at nationwide arena. everybody keeps asking me if they can fuck the cannon. buddy, they don't even let me fuck it

Smithfield is back with Petty, getting on the Bubba Bandwagon while the gettin's good. Six races as primary on the 43: http://www.espn.com/jayski/cup/2018/story/_/id/22518809/smithfield-sponsor-six-races-richard-petty-motorsports

CBJSprague24
Dec 5, 2010

another game at nationwide arena. everybody keeps asking me if they can fuck the cannon. buddy, they don't even let me fuck it

I was spoiled having nice, organized lists of drivers to choose from in the fantasy game which we don't have this year, so I'm making unofficial ones based off last year's standings. Feel free to use these as a guide if it helps organize them:

-A-list: Truex, Kyle, Harvick, Keselowski, Elliott, Hamlin, Larson, Blaney, Johnson, Logano (in place of Kenseth and because he feels like he fits here)
-B-list: A. Dillon, McMurray, Stenhouse, Kurt, Kahne, Newman, Bowyer, Jones, Suarez, Bayne, Menard, T. Dillon, Buescher, Almirola (in place of Jr for the same reasons as Logano on the A)
-C-list: Byron, Bubba (as rookies because that's how Yahoo did it), Bowman, McDowell, Dinger, Ragan, Cassill, DiBenedetto, Whitt, Gaulding, Sorenson, Earnhardt, Cope, the field.

CBJSprague24 fucked around with this message at 17:50 on Feb 21, 2018

CBJSprague24
Dec 5, 2010

another game at nationwide arena. everybody keeps asking me if they can fuck the cannon. buddy, they don't even let me fuck it

Jeff Gluck did a good sitdown with Mike Joy on how he got into broadcasting and this was one of the highlights for me:

quote:

Many of the FOX management were former CBS people, because FOX Sports was started when they got the NFL contract from CBS, so they absorbed a lot of those people. So as 2000 rolled around, CBS pretty much assumed that I would move with the NASCAR property to FOX.

It wasn’t that easy. NASCAR had a play-by-play person who was, for lack of a better word, a company man that they really wanted there. There were only two jobs, NBC and FOX. NBC signed Allen Bestwick right away. That left the FOX job, and there were a number of us in there vying for it, and I got it.

But it was kind of touch and go there for a while. And I think what put it over the top was, they had hired Darrell, they were talking to Larry McReynolds, and I made sure through Ed Goren, that David Hill and the FOX execs had a tape of a late-season Saturday race that Larry, Darrell and I had done together at Phoenix. And they looked at that and they go, “That’s it, that’s the chemistry we want. There we go.”

I'm curious as to who he's talking about. Ken Squier and Eli Gold were "company men" from MRN, but so were Joy and AB. I remember reading Rick Allen auditioned for it and didn't get it, but he was an outsider.

http://jeffgluck.com/mike-joy-fox-sports-interview-how-i-got-here/

CBJSprague24
Dec 5, 2010

another game at nationwide arena. everybody keeps asking me if they can fuck the cannon. buddy, they don't even let me fuck it

exploded mummy posted:

Chris Myers didn't do PBP at that time right

I don't think so. I seem to remember him saying the plan for him was to be the pre-race host all along and that he thought he and Jeff Hammond would be in a studio in LA before finding out he would actually be at the track.

They actually used him as a pit reporter for an ARCA race in 2001 when the A-team went to Kentucky.

CBJSprague24
Dec 5, 2010

another game at nationwide arena. everybody keeps asking me if they can fuck the cannon. buddy, they don't even let me fuck it

https://twitter.com/bobpockrass/status/967066410278162437

"I made a joke on a podcast and you referenced it in an interview YOU CAN'T PLAY WITH US ANYMORE!"

CBJSprague24
Dec 5, 2010

another game at nationwide arena. everybody keeps asking me if they can fuck the cannon. buddy, they don't even let me fuck it

https://twitter.com/DaleJr/status/968087124481363968

:allears: :allears: :allears:

Oh MAN, is that tempting avatar material if I ever decide to get rid of Torts...

CBJSprague24
Dec 5, 2010

another game at nationwide arena. everybody keeps asking me if they can fuck the cannon. buddy, they don't even let me fuck it

I AM ROBERT YATES. HOW DOES I PIT CREW MANAGEMENT?

https://www.nascar.com/video/franchise/all-videos/unusual-racing-story-slugger/

TL;DR- Slugger Labbe, at the time the front tire changer for Dale Jarrett, was named crew chief for Kenny Irwin in 1998 at Atlanta. Yates, Labbe, and Todd Parrott didn't realize they hadn't replaced Labbe with a new tire changer on the 88 crew until they were on the airplane to Atlanta, so Labbe did both during the race. :wtc:

CBJSprague24 fucked around with this message at 19:39 on Feb 27, 2018

CBJSprague24
Dec 5, 2010

another game at nationwide arena. everybody keeps asking me if they can fuck the cannon. buddy, they don't even let me fuck it

Jeff Gordon would entertain the idea of running a truck at Martinsville:

https://nesn.com/2018/02/jeff-gordon-teases-return-to-nascar-driving-but-with-one-condition/

CBJSprague24
Dec 5, 2010

another game at nationwide arena. everybody keeps asking me if they can fuck the cannon. buddy, they don't even let me fuck it

Galaxy Motorsports and WCW were clearly meant for each other in 2000. http://racing-reference.info/showblog?id=3198

CBJSprague24 fucked around with this message at 01:38 on Mar 3, 2018

CBJSprague24
Dec 5, 2010

another game at nationwide arena. everybody keeps asking me if they can fuck the cannon. buddy, they don't even let me fuck it

I think we need a Good Dale Jr. Tweets thread at this point:

https://twitter.com/NASCARONFOX/status/969973105849384960
https://twitter.com/DaleJr/status/970161560424452096

CBJSprague24
Dec 5, 2010

another game at nationwide arena. everybody keeps asking me if they can fuck the cannon. buddy, they don't even let me fuck it

quote:

As it turns out, Chase Elliott's team was talking about it during Sunday's race.

The same Chase Elliott who had a roof flap popped up one year in 500 qualifying?

CBJSprague24
Dec 5, 2010

another game at nationwide arena. everybody keeps asking me if they can fuck the cannon. buddy, they don't even let me fuck it

quote:

HoF Nominees
Harry Gant
Jeff Gordon
John Holman
Ralph Moody
Kirk Shelmerdine
Davey Allison
Buddy Baker
Red Farmer
Ray Fox
Joe Gibbs
Harry Hyde
Alan Kulwicki
Bobby Labonte
Hershel McGriff
Roger Penske
Larry Phillips
Jack Roush
Ricky Rudd
Mike Stefanik
Waddell Wilson

Landmark Award Nominees
Janet Guthrie
Alvin Hawkins
Ralph Seagraves
Barney Hall
Jim Hunter

There'll only be four to debate because know Gordon will be the fifth.

CBJSprague24 fucked around with this message at 04:26 on Mar 7, 2018

CBJSprague24
Dec 5, 2010

another game at nationwide arena. everybody keeps asking me if they can fuck the cannon. buddy, they don't even let me fuck it

iospace posted:

Gordon
Gibbs
Penske
Roush
Kulwicki

Early impression vote: Gordon, Gant, Baker, Kulwicki, Stefanik/Rudd; Guthrie.

I wouldn't mind seeing McGriff, Wilson and/or Farmer get in based on their age, though.

CBJSprague24
Dec 5, 2010

another game at nationwide arena. everybody keeps asking me if they can fuck the cannon. buddy, they don't even let me fuck it

Slickdrac posted:

Gordon, Baker, Kulwicki, Guthrie, Hunter/Seagreaves

NASCAR has to get their stooges in.

The last three are up for the same award.

CBJSprague24
Dec 5, 2010

another game at nationwide arena. everybody keeps asking me if they can fuck the cannon. buddy, they don't even let me fuck it

Kyle Larson is apparently having second thoughts in the near term about running Indy:

https://twitter.com/JennaFryer/status/972196675317092354

CBJSprague24
Dec 5, 2010

another game at nationwide arena. everybody keeps asking me if they can fuck the cannon. buddy, they don't even let me fuck it

Bring forth the Busch Clash!

http://www.espn.com/jayski/cup/2018/story/_/id/22750443

Now bring back good racing next.

e- Kevin Harvick could've joined JGR or Cal Wells' team (the Tide 32) instead of RCR:
https://twitter.com/NASCARONFOX/status/973273757388128256

DW last night on RaceHub said he could've put Jimmiebot in his Truck in the late 90s but passed because he didn't think an off-road driver would be able to transition to NASCAR.

CBJSprague24 fucked around with this message at 15:22 on Mar 14, 2018

CBJSprague24
Dec 5, 2010

another game at nationwide arena. everybody keeps asking me if they can fuck the cannon. buddy, they don't even let me fuck it

iospace posted:

I want to see a graph of NASCAR's ratings since... 1990. Because that should be interesting.

When a sanctioning body goes out of its way to stop making public ratings, attendance, purse, and shutting down a guy's hobby blog about the economics of racing, you know things are getting pretty ba-- oh wait, we did that like like 5 years ago.

CBJSprague24
Dec 5, 2010

another game at nationwide arena. everybody keeps asking me if they can fuck the cannon. buddy, they don't even let me fuck it

Elephanthead posted:

Why would you sponsor a car when you can just buy airtime during the race.

The Official ______ of NASCAR.

CBJSprague24
Dec 5, 2010

another game at nationwide arena. everybody keeps asking me if they can fuck the cannon. buddy, they don't even let me fuck it

Boomer The Cannon posted:

Kurt Busch's 2003 Throwback for Darlington is :fap:

https://twitter.com/AcrossTheStripe/status/974315750637924352

That'd be a good regular paint scheme to be honest.

CBJSprague24
Dec 5, 2010

another game at nationwide arena. everybody keeps asking me if they can fuck the cannon. buddy, they don't even let me fuck it

https://twitter.com/brentdewar/status/974614933865365506

https://twitter.com/brentdewar/status/974673527419867136

https://twitter.com/B_DayKH4/status/974675362742448129

This guy is one of the higher ups for NASCAR. If you've ever wondered what's wrong with this sport...

CBJSprague24 fucked around with this message at 17:11 on Mar 16, 2018

CBJSprague24
Dec 5, 2010

another game at nationwide arena. everybody keeps asking me if they can fuck the cannon. buddy, they don't even let me fuck it

Elitist Bitch posted:

His Twitter kind of makes it look like he works for SHR rather than the mothership, but he does not tweet like he is a real bright dude.

In other news, Gluck is reporting that anyone who doesn't make a qualifying attempt for the Xfinity race because their car won't pass inspection will have to serve a pass through penalty when the race goes green.

Unintended consequence of having less than capacity fields I suppose- what is the point of qualifying if you know you're going to make the race?

This was my argument when they ran the heat races which were effectively pointless because they had run qualifying before and those in the heat races were in the field. There was nothing to lose in the heat as the field was determined.

CBJSprague24
Dec 5, 2010

another game at nationwide arena. everybody keeps asking me if they can fuck the cannon. buddy, they don't even let me fuck it

The Roseanne 300?

CBJSprague24
Dec 5, 2010

another game at nationwide arena. everybody keeps asking me if they can fuck the cannon. buddy, they don't even let me fuck it

https://twitter.com/jeff_gluck/status/975414664585666561

iospace posted:

Give us the rundown as to why, please (other than Joey needing to gently caress off back to cup)

I tried to watch but got to Stage 2 and saw the inevitability of the one good Cup guy in the field winning and gave up.

CBJSprague24
Dec 5, 2010

another game at nationwide arena. everybody keeps asking me if they can fuck the cannon. buddy, they don't even let me fuck it

Races like that make me miss phantom debris cautions.

CBJSprague24
Dec 5, 2010

another game at nationwide arena. everybody keeps asking me if they can fuck the cannon. buddy, they don't even let me fuck it

SLICK GOKU BABY posted:

Yea, but if you're running in 10th and your teammate is 30th, have them take a little spin, bring out the caution. And then you're in position to win the race.

I don't think it's going to happen anytime soon: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2013_Federated_Auto_Parts_400?wprov=sfla1

CBJSprague24
Dec 5, 2010

another game at nationwide arena. everybody keeps asking me if they can fuck the cannon. buddy, they don't even let me fuck it

https://twitter.com/RCRracing/status/976224402567245824?s=19

The NASCAR dork in me is slightly annoyed given 8 isn't an RCR number.

CBJSprague24
Dec 5, 2010

another game at nationwide arena. everybody keeps asking me if they can fuck the cannon. buddy, they don't even let me fuck it

kidcoelacanth posted:

It might as well be, with the DEI connection.

The more irritating thing is that the number font is all tied up in Teresa's bullshit so that car number looks kind of like rear end.

Dale was asked in one of his last podcasts last year if he'd like to run the 8 in NXS and he initially considered it, only to remember ^that^ and decide it wouldn't be as cool.

CBJSprague24
Dec 5, 2010

another game at nationwide arena. everybody keeps asking me if they can fuck the cannon. buddy, they don't even let me fuck it

Speaking of paint schemes, Byron's Liberty ride will have white numbers now because his spotter was having trouble picking out the red numbers on the side of the car:

http://www.hendrickmotorsports.com/news/articles/89341/elliott-meets-the-super-troopers

e- How in the gently caress was that the link it copied when I clicked that article? Here, have the right one:
http://www.hendrickmotorsports.com/news/articles/89350/byrons-liberty-university-scheme-gets-an-update

And the picture:


I like that car in spite of Liberty.

CBJSprague24 fucked around with this message at 04:28 on Mar 21, 2018

CBJSprague24
Dec 5, 2010

another game at nationwide arena. everybody keeps asking me if they can fuck the cannon. buddy, they don't even let me fuck it

The only interesting thing about William Byron is he's an EA NASCAR Career Mode driver come to life.

CBJSprague24
Dec 5, 2010

another game at nationwide arena. everybody keeps asking me if they can fuck the cannon. buddy, they don't even let me fuck it

quote:

"Obviously, retail is under a lot of pressure and we have seen some defections," Phelps said. "The defections, to me, including Lowe's frankly -- this isn't a NASCAR issue. It is a retail issue.

"We wish Lowe's nothing but the best [after] the two decades in sponsorship they've had in this sport and the seven championships they enjoyed with Jimmie. But you could see kind of cracks in that system because they were not buying on television, they were not doing in-store promotions, they weren't doing NASCAR-themed creative. ... The business model is a challenge for them. We wish them well."
....
"There isn't a specific category that is going to replace [retail], that it's going to be pharmaceuticals or it's going to be technology or it's going to be data or it's going to be online retail," Phelps said. "The answer is, 'Yes, it's going to be all those things.'

"There isn't going to be one-for-one [as far as business types]. We're going to continue to make announcements over the coming weeks that just continue to showcase the strength of the sport, why brands want to be involved."

:tif:

http://www.espn.com/racing/nascar/story/_/id/22861999/how-nascar-helps-teams-land-keep-sponsors

In case you wanted to know how much it costs to field a backmarker team:
http://www.espn.com/racing/nascar/story/_/id/22848334/nascar-bk-racing-income-statements-2015-2016-shows-costs-run-underfunded-race-team

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CBJSprague24
Dec 5, 2010

another game at nationwide arena. everybody keeps asking me if they can fuck the cannon. buddy, they don't even let me fuck it

It's been 20 years, but remember when Square D spent money for Kenny Wallace to run midpack all year? That's not happening today.

Brent Dewar is actively Tweeting fans who question the sport at this point. He chirped Goodyear and Ford for not participating in FOX's side-by-side program and, when I suggested if IndyCar can do it, so should NASCAR, he said "It's not NASCAR".

Well...the concept came around 18 years ago and still hasn't become a full-race thing like it has in IndyCar so...I mean...it is NASCAR in a way.

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