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3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

BENIS



Yeah but you'd better watch out when he's done eating!

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Phlegmish
Jul 2, 2011



Captain Hygiene posted:

Flashbacks to my last officemate

You too? So many times I was so close to killing him

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

Wish I had money to replace my AV, that was ripped from me during a mayo challenge, with this. Lol fuck spending more money on this site tho.




cue some very dark disturbing news about this dude in 3, 2, 1......

Phlegmish
Jul 2, 2011



To be honest I don't know how to do many of those things and I actually have a dad

Cocaine Bear
Nov 4, 2011



My dad taught me how to do all of that. Wrong. And very unsafely. So very wrong and unsafely.

I can build the gently caress out of a deck, but ya gonna lose at least a few fingers and that bitch is falling down in 5 years.

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

Wish I had money to replace my AV, that was ripped from me during a mayo challenge, with this. Lol fuck spending more money on this site tho.



I learned to change a tire, by myself on the side of the road. I did not grow up with a dad.

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019






Does he have one that shows you how to drink till you pass out in front of the TV every night?

RFC2324
Jun 7, 2012

Http 418


Inceltown posted:

Does he have one that shows you how to drink till you pass out in front of the TV every night?

Its about things you would ask your dad how to do, not things you already drive him to do

TurboFlamingChicken
Sep 13, 2007

I... I can only look at them through the window...




The Jax one 100% reminded me of this which i consider blessed.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gy1B3agGNxw

Cocaine Bear
Nov 4, 2011



Inceltown posted:

Does he have one that shows you how to drink till you pass out in front of the TV every night?

I'm actually teaching a class on this down at the annex. Pm me.

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004



LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

Wish I had money to replace my AV, that was ripped from me during a mayo challenge, with this. Lol fuck spending more money on this site tho.




Was once the proud owner of one of these, but it's been lost to time

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004



https://i.imgur.com/6gzPfTm.gifv

Oscar Wild
Apr 11, 2006



Ah the original babality

Hirez
Feb 3, 2003

Weber scored 49 points?



I originally got into the whole internet thing so I could access Sonya Blade Nudalities that I found on some cheat-sheet at the arcade with ftp.rat.org/whateveverever/nudalities... ahh the 90's

Carth Dookie
Jan 28, 2013



Grimey Drawer

Was that even real or just the fever dream of sweaty nerds during the dawn of the internet age?

WILDTURKEY101
Mar 7, 2005

Incredible

Carth Dookie posted:

Was that even real or just the fever dream of sweaty nerds during the dawn of the internet age?

i dunno but the tomb raider nude code was real I don't remember it but I swear it was real I did it

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

Booyah


Ultra Carp

I definitely played as Bill Clinton in NBA Jam

He wasn't nude though, thankfully

Chemmy
Feb 4, 2001



Edit: wrong Bill

Dixville
Nov 4, 2008

I have always depended on the kindness of strangers.


Ham Wrangler

Rutibex
Sep 9, 2001

Forums Rutabaga

Literally A Person
May 17, 2017

GREETINGS FELLOW PERSONS, IT IS GOOD TO BE A PERSON, HERE, POSTING WITH YOU



"I had sex will ALL these vegetables!"

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

Wish I had money to replace my AV, that was ripped from me during a mayo challenge, with this. Lol fuck spending more money on this site tho.




There's a pube in one of these, but I'm not telling u which one.

Phlegmish
Jul 2, 2011



One of these doesn't have a pube in it, but I'm not telling u which one.

hard counter
Jan 2, 2015



WILDTURKEY101 posted:

i dunno but the tomb raider nude code was real I don't remember it but I swear it was real I did it

there was a fanmade 'patch' you could d/l that did it that was a bit like a proto-mod; it instantly spread all over the internet once it was uploaded

and yes that 100% means that one of the first ever widespread mods for a game was a sexy mod for horny gamers

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

.



Horny both creates and destroys. The alpha and omega.

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

Wish I had money to replace my AV, that was ripped from me during a mayo challenge, with this. Lol fuck spending more money on this site tho.



Solice Kirsk posted:

Horny both creates and destroys. The alpha and omega.

Horny is as horny does

Facebook Aunt
Oct 4, 2008

a cat




Ham Wrangler


In case of the fall of civilization, def remember to raid this guy's house.

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

Wish I had money to replace my AV, that was ripped from me during a mayo challenge, with this. Lol fuck spending more money on this site tho.



Facebook Aunt posted:

In case of the fall of civilization, def remember to raid this guy's house.

But what about the pubes?

Trabant
Nov 26, 2011

All systems nominal.


Grimey Drawer

LifeSunDeath posted:

But what about the pubes?

Fine, you can raid his pubes too.

D. Ebdrup
Mar 13, 2009



Solice Kirsk posted:

Horny both creates and destroys. The alpha and omega.

Facebook Aunt
Oct 4, 2008

a cat




Ham Wrangler

LifeSunDeath posted:

But what about the pubes?

It's the apocalypse my dude. You think a pube is the worst thing you're gonna eat?

jojoinnit
Dec 13, 2010

Strength and speed, that's why you're a special agent.


Facebook Aunt posted:

It's the apocalypse my dude. You think a pube is the worst thing you're gonna eat?

If I'm down to eating brains out of a guy's head, I still don't want there to be a pube in it.

Hyperlynx
Sep 13, 2015



jojoinnit posted:

If I'm down to eating brains out of a guy's head, I still don't want there to be a pube in it.

Then be careful of dickheads!

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It is time for your viscera to see the light of day!


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necroid
May 14, 2009



ultrafilter posted:


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mittens looks like will ferrel, my cat is cuter

Dixville
Nov 4, 2008

I have always depended on the kindness of strangers.


Ham Wrangler

Hyperlynx
Sep 13, 2015



ultrafilter posted:


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I looked him up, and it turns out Mittens is indeed a Very Good Cat.

https://www.nzherald.co.nz/nz/news/...jectid=12333977

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

Of course, it doesn't make sense to pay more, so you can just by two cat harnesses and use one of them for sex.



Suck it, dogs!

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pop fly to McGillicutty
Feb 2, 2004
Im gonna put cupcakes on your mind



Here's a blessed tip: when you commit a crime, don't tell anyone, or take pictures, or brag.


That special moment is for you alone. Don't give the cops evidence, dummies!

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