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JacquelineDempsey
Aug 6, 2008


Little back story:

My given name is a variant of Katharina. My mom used to sing this to me all the time (the inside joke being that I've always been skinny as a rail, and it's a song about a fat woman). I was just perusing my mom's cookbook that got handed down to me when she died a few years ago, and when I stumbled on a recipe that called for farina, this song popped into my head. So I just went hunting and found this on Youtube.

I've never actually heard the original, just my mom's off-key singing. And this video has a cute dog, cute cat, and a nice-sounding narrator, so hopefully it should bless people of all tastes.

Miss you mom, wish I could share this with you.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o5x7zogDVs0

Here's the lyrics to the first chorus (which was the only part mom sang):

O Katharina,
O Katharina,
To keep my love you must be leaner,
Thereís so much of you
Two could love you,
Join a gym,
Learn to swim,
Eat farina
O Katharina,
Unless youíre leaner
Iíll have to build a big arena,
Youíre such a crowd
my Katharine
I got a lot when I got you!

JacquelineDempsey fucked around with this message at 21:56 on May 23, 2020

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bring back old gbs
Feb 28, 2007

I'm a very strong saiyan. Very strong. Probably the strongest ever.


https://i.imgur.com/x68ohML.mp4

Snowy
Oct 6, 2010
Probation
Can't post for 23 days!


Fun Shoe


Cya later shitlords.... oh

peter gabriel
Nov 8, 2011

Hello Commandos



COWABUnga

Literally A Person
May 17, 2017

GREETINGS FELLOW PERSONS, IT IS GOOD TO BE A PERSON, HERE, POSTING WITH YOU


JacquelineDempsey posted:

Little back story:

My given name is a variant of Katharina. My mom used to sing this to me all the time (the inside joke being that I've always been skinny as a rail, and it's a song about a fat woman). I was just perusing my mom's cookbook that got handed down to me when she died a few years ago, and when I stumbled on a recipe that called for farina, this song popped into my head. So I just went hunting and found this on Youtube.

I've never actually heard the original, just my mom's off-key singing. And this video has a cute dog, cute cat, and a nice-sounding narrator, so hopefully it should bless people of all tastes.

Miss you mom, wish I could share this with you.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o5x7zogDVs0

Here's the lyrics to the first chorus (which was the only part mom sang):

O Katharina,
O Katharina,
To keep my love you must be leaner,
Thereís so much of you
Two could love you,
Join a gym,
Learn to swim,
Eat farina
O Katharina,
Unless youíre leaner
Iíll have to build a big arena,
Youíre such a crowd
my Katharine
I got a lot when I got you!

Ornamental Dingbat
Feb 26, 2007



pop fly to McGillicutty posted:

Here's a blessed tip: when you commit a crime, don't tell anyone, or take pictures, or brag.


That special moment is for you alone. Don't give the cops evidence, dummies!

At least until the statute of limitations expires, then go hog wild.

Hokkaido Anxiety
May 21, 2007

I have no idea what I'm talking about.


Lipstick Apathy

davidspackage
May 16, 2007



Exciting Lemon


*low monotone* weee

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It is time for your viscera to see the light of day!

https://twitter.com/StrangeCoisas/s...392936424378370

Rutibex
Sep 9, 2001

Forums Rutabaga

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?


Now he's ready for school

Cocaine Bear
Nov 4, 2011



The government recommends keeping your children at least 2m away from priests at all time.


What virus?

Butterfly Valley
Apr 19, 2007

Begone Trump, hello cool dog, you're welcome. And be ein good goon.



Three bad brands

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

Booyah


Ultra Carp

I don't have an opinion on booze brands but I just realized we don't have a goons snobbily turning up their nose at everyday things emoji and we really should




Edit: Img tax:

The Bloop fucked around with this message at 17:01 on May 24, 2020

angryrobots
Mar 31, 2005



Oven Wrangler

:iprefer:

spacetoaster
Feb 10, 2014





Butterfly Valley posted:

Three bad brands

What's wrong with smirnoff? And what brand of vodka do you recommend?

Literally A Person
May 17, 2017

GREETINGS FELLOW PERSONS, IT IS GOOD TO BE A PERSON, HERE, POSTING WITH YOU


The Bloop posted:

I don't have an opinion on booze brands but I just realized we don't have a goons snobbily turning up their nose at everyday things emoji and we really should

Isn't this basically

RFC2324
Jun 7, 2012

Http 418


Literally A Person posted:

Isn't this basically

or

TurboFlamingChicken
Sep 13, 2007

I... I can only look at them through the window...



spacetoaster posted:

What's wrong with smirnoff? And what brand of vodka do you recommend?

There is nothing wrong with Smirnoff basically if it's triple distilled it's all the same poo poo just don't get Burnett's or skol, Tito's is a fine choice

QuasiQuack
Jun 13, 2010

You expected to see yourself in the play of the game.
But it was me, BASTION!





Vodka is literally just alcohol, brand barely matters.
Now let me talk about rum for two hours

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It is time for your viscera to see the light of day!

Butterfly Valley posted:

Three bad brands

They get you drunk just fine.

Squalid
Nov 4, 2008



Literally A Person posted:

Isn't this basically

Cocaine Bear
Nov 4, 2011



I drink vodka for the taste lol

tactlessbastard
Feb 4, 2001

Godspeed, post


Fun Shoe

The Bloop posted:

I don't have an opinion on booze brands but I just realized we don't have a goons snobbily turning up their nose at everyday things emoji and we really should




Edit: Img tax:


Phlegmish
Jul 2, 2011



Oh wow, one actually exists? I've never seen it used before, I don't know why, seems like a keeper

Such Fun
May 6, 2013
I THINK GAYS WOULD TOTALLY GIVE A STRIPPER A HAND BEEZY WHILE IN A COMMITTED RELATIONSHIP BECAUSE I SUBSCRIBE TO ALL THE DUMB STEREOTYPES

The Bloop posted:

Edit: Img tax:


Oh no, did you get rat juice all over your small pastries?

Hackers film 1995
Nov 4, 2009

Hack the planet!


Cocaine Bear posted:

I drink vodka for the taste lol

i enjoy the taste of liquor in general but vodka is probably the blandest. you are lucky

Cocaine Bear
Nov 4, 2011



People drink vodka to get hosed up you goddamn dweebs.

Hackers film 1995
Nov 4, 2009

Hack the planet!


Cocaine Bear posted:

People drink vodka to get hosed up you goddamn dweebs.

lol oh i thought you were serious.

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

Of course, it doesn't make sense to pay more, so you can just by two cat harnesses and use one of them for sex.



I've never even tried vodka, but due to my Slavic background I know that the only defining characteristic of vodka is smoothness.

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

Booyah


Ultra Carp


perfect!

Julius CSAR
Oct 3, 2007

Shut up and die like an aviator.


Raytown is not blessed

spacetoaster
Feb 10, 2014





TurboFlamingChicken posted:

There is nothing wrong with Smirnoff basically if it's triple distilled it's all the same poo poo just don't get Burnett's or skol, Tito's is a fine choice

That's why I asked the OP. I've never had an issue with smirnoff.

It does what I need it to do (make mixed drinks) for a very reasonable price.

Phlegmish
Jul 2, 2011



drat; is my favorite new emoticon, for those situations where just isn't quite right

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

Of course, it doesn't make sense to pay more, so you can just by two cat harnesses and use one of them for sex.



is also a thing.

Julius CSAR
Oct 3, 2007

Shut up and die like an aviator.

Titoís is real good

Snowy
Oct 6, 2010
Probation
Can't post for 23 days!


Fun Shoe

We did a blind taste test at work to see if a Brita really made cheap booze better and everyone agreed the cheapest poo poo vodka was as good as fairly fancy stuff once it had been filtered a few times. Unfiltered it was pretty easy to tell the difference.

Rutibex
Sep 9, 2001

Forums Rutabaga

Snowy posted:

We did a blind taste test at work to see if a Brita really made cheap booze better and everyone agreed the cheapest poo poo vodka was as good as fairly fancy stuff once it had been filtered a few times. Unfiltered it was pretty easy to tell the difference.

after "testing" several brands of vodka every brand of vodka becomes fantastic. the filter dosent mater, it is a natural property of vodka to improve in quality as the evening goes on

Field Mousepad
Mar 21, 2010
BAE


I wish I still smoked weed so the dumbest poo poo on the planet woukd still be funny to me.

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Memento
Aug 25, 2009




Clapping Larry

Julius CSAR posted:

Titoís is real good

I bought a bottle of Tito's a little while ago to go in my drinks freezer alongside my regular Zubrowka and it was... actually really good? I prefer the flavours in Zubrowka when I'm doing things like Mules but Tito's works really well with just soda and some lime.

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