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Butterfly Valley
Apr 19, 2007

I am a spectacularly bad poster and everyone in the Schadenfreude thread hates my guts.

weg posted:

Also, a fair amount of cheese is low in lactose or at least claims to be. Boars Head has some good Swiss and Vermont cheddar that is lactose free. I haven't found a fake cheese that is worth buying but it may exist somewhere.

The older (and therefore better) the cheese, the less lactose it has, so like decent aged cheddar or all actual Parmesan is mostly fine from what I know. Not that I have an issue eating it myself, I’ve just researched it to find out if I’d have to throw myself under a bus or not if I did suddenly develop an intolerance.

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Butterfly Valley
Apr 19, 2007

I am a spectacularly bad poster and everyone in the Schadenfreude thread hates my guts.

Meme also means titty in Turkish, I would eat at titties

Butterfly Valley
Apr 19, 2007

I am a spectacularly bad poster and everyone in the Schadenfreude thread hates my guts.
Extremely loving cursed

Butterfly Valley
Apr 19, 2007

I am a spectacularly bad poster and everyone in the Schadenfreude thread hates my guts.

Wanna see her naked joyful bouncy titties?

:nws: Course you do! :nws:

Butterfly Valley
Apr 19, 2007

I am a spectacularly bad poster and everyone in the Schadenfreude thread hates my guts.

Julius CSAR posted:

That’s pretty cool but there is nothing more cursed than being in a bar and some filthy hippie comes in spinning a hulahoop

I’m sorry you don’t know cute hula hooping women irl because it’s a real good excuse for acceptable male gazing

Butterfly Valley
Apr 19, 2007

I am a spectacularly bad poster and everyone in the Schadenfreude thread hates my guts.

This reminds me of the time I took some mystery drugs that I thought was MDMA but turned out to be a whole lot more hallucinogenic and tripped balls for 12 hours, including going for a poo poo where it felt like a portal to hell had opened up underneath the toilet and Satan himself was sucking the turds from my rear end

Butterfly Valley
Apr 19, 2007

I am a spectacularly bad poster and everyone in the Schadenfreude thread hates my guts.

Iron Crowned posted:

I just noticed she's got a straw under her thumb allowing air into the bottle for the displaced alcopop, so that's cheating yo

Is this not called strawpedoing everywhere

Butterfly Valley
Apr 19, 2007

I am a spectacularly bad poster and everyone in the Schadenfreude thread hates my guts.

Someone pet this fukken dog stat

Butterfly Valley
Apr 19, 2007

I am a spectacularly bad poster and everyone in the Schadenfreude thread hates my guts.
When people say "turn sound on for this one" I'm assuming people browsing on non-mobile devices have a way of doing that? Because on whatever device I'm using they always just appear as embeds with no way to control sound or playback at all

Butterfly Valley
Apr 19, 2007

I am a spectacularly bad poster and everyone in the Schadenfreude thread hates my guts.

Solar Tornado posted:

This is obviously a parody I dont know why I'm getting so worked up.

I admire your optimism

Butterfly Valley
Apr 19, 2007

I am a spectacularly bad poster and everyone in the Schadenfreude thread hates my guts.

I liked this

Butterfly Valley
Apr 19, 2007

I am a spectacularly bad poster and everyone in the Schadenfreude thread hates my guts.
I'd never heard of it before and it's an obvious hoax, but fair play to whoever is behind it for milking idiots for dollar

Butterfly Valley
Apr 19, 2007

I am a spectacularly bad poster and everyone in the Schadenfreude thread hates my guts.

Olivil posted:

Anybody knows anything about good alcohol in korea? Im here for the next month

Korean beer and soju is all uniformly trash, however the combination of the above at least gives drinking the terrible beer a purpose, i.e. getting you shitfaced for cheap

Find a decent Korean barbecue place (I.e. full of Koreans post work) and stuff your face with cheap amazing food and wash it down with poo poo beer mixed with soju for a good time

Or like the other poster said drink makgeolli, which looks like milk, and is actually tasty and interesting but also deceptively strong, and eat all the weird poo poo you can find on the menu in the process

Butterfly Valley
Apr 19, 2007

I am a spectacularly bad poster and everyone in the Schadenfreude thread hates my guts.
I went on a tinder date with a korean/brazilian woman in Seoul who took me to a couple of makgeolli places and then, walking through the street afterwards, some university students dragged us in to a restaurant to join their group and test my alcohol tolerance

A few bottles of soju later and two of the kids were being sick and I had a new nickname of Mr. Santa Clause because of my red cheeks while my tinder date was Mrs. Santa

A+ would drink students under the table again

Butterfly Valley
Apr 19, 2007

I am a spectacularly bad poster and everyone in the Schadenfreude thread hates my guts.

Milo and POTUS posted:

Still gonna get cold from the top down. Nothing worse than cold eggs

It's also gonna get eaten from the top down

Butterfly Valley
Apr 19, 2007

I am a spectacularly bad poster and everyone in the Schadenfreude thread hates my guts.
You should have stylised an internationally famous chocolate bar around it if you wanted to lay claim to the name

Butterfly Valley
Apr 19, 2007

I am a spectacularly bad poster and everyone in the Schadenfreude thread hates my guts.
Plus who gives a gently caress what the french call it its miles from their border

Butterfly Valley
Apr 19, 2007

I am a spectacularly bad poster and everyone in the Schadenfreude thread hates my guts.

I know who took this photo

Butterfly Valley
Apr 19, 2007

I am a spectacularly bad poster and everyone in the Schadenfreude thread hates my guts.

jobson groeth posted:

I know who took it too, his name is on the bottom of it.

Hah so it is. My friend's an astrophotographer and was recently collaborating with this guy in Norway. Cool way to make a living

Butterfly Valley
Apr 19, 2007

I am a spectacularly bad poster and everyone in the Schadenfreude thread hates my guts.

Stryder posted:

c'mon, look at his ears!

They look docked, decidedly unblessed

Butterfly Valley
Apr 19, 2007

I am a spectacularly bad poster and everyone in the Schadenfreude thread hates my guts.

Scathach posted:

Blessed because he's a rescue and won't ever have to go through that bs again :colbert:

Ok fair, I didn't imagine Patrick would be down for dog mutilation

Butterfly Valley
Apr 19, 2007

I am a spectacularly bad poster and everyone in the Schadenfreude thread hates my guts.
Wicked curse

Butterfly Valley
Apr 19, 2007

I am a spectacularly bad poster and everyone in the Schadenfreude thread hates my guts.

SniperWoreConverse posted:

pff just print out a bigass dickbutt, fuckin on like 9 sheets of letter or whatever, tape that poo poo together, cut out the dark parts, and use it as a stencil, bam, results

That probably wouldn't help with editing the gif though

Butterfly Valley
Apr 19, 2007

I am a spectacularly bad poster and everyone in the Schadenfreude thread hates my guts.

Why would you go to this effort and not mount the clock upside down also

Butterfly Valley
Apr 19, 2007

I am a spectacularly bad poster and everyone in the Schadenfreude thread hates my guts.
It's absolutely biologically sound that new parents should love and idolise the poo poo out of their own children but that huge dump of hormones once necessary to encourage the defence of your genetic offspring against numerous hostile threats even at risk to your own health is largely unnecessary in our comfortable western lives and so instead gets spent on uploading billions of indistinguishable photos of the child to social media and moral panics about stupid poo poo like momo

Butterfly Valley
Apr 19, 2007

I am a spectacularly bad poster and everyone in the Schadenfreude thread hates my guts.

Ron Jeremy posted:

Based upon years research it’s *high pitched squeeking*

:chloe:

Butterfly Valley
Apr 19, 2007

I am a spectacularly bad poster and everyone in the Schadenfreude thread hates my guts.

Fork you too

Butterfly Valley
Apr 19, 2007

I am a spectacularly bad poster and everyone in the Schadenfreude thread hates my guts.

dog nougat posted:

Hey buddy, fork you too! :downsrim:


:colbert:

Butterfly Valley
Apr 19, 2007

I am a spectacularly bad poster and everyone in the Schadenfreude thread hates my guts.

karma_coma posted:

It took my friend from the UK who is very smart 11 times to pass the written test lol

Your friend is an idiot

Butterfly Valley
Apr 19, 2007

I am a spectacularly bad poster and everyone in the Schadenfreude thread hates my guts.
I can see people failing our theory test once or twice because there’s some fairly obscure and specialised questions on there and maybe they get unlucky but 11 times is just lol, 80% of the test should be common knowledge or at least deducible if you’re not an idiot.

Failing the practical test multiple times is far more understandable and common (although I passed first time, on my 18th birthday :smuggo:) and after spending three months sharing the road with suicidal stupid idiot fucker morons driving busted pieces of poo poo in the USA I’ll never again complain about our roads which are iirc the second safest in the world

Butterfly Valley
Apr 19, 2007

I am a spectacularly bad poster and everyone in the Schadenfreude thread hates my guts.

Squalid posted:

sensing someone's name when you post about them is some seriously cursed boomer energy

Censoring

Butterfly Valley
Apr 19, 2007

I am a spectacularly bad poster and everyone in the Schadenfreude thread hates my guts.

Captain Hygiene posted:

https://twitter.com/41Strange/status/1200602322155425792
*plays New Wave Bossa Nova but screws up some of the notes*

Having recently completed Majora's Mask 3ds I appreciate this post

Butterfly Valley
Apr 19, 2007

I am a spectacularly bad poster and everyone in the Schadenfreude thread hates my guts.
Leaving a parcel on a chair on the front doorstep in full view of the world is considered 'delivery'?

Butterfly Valley
Apr 19, 2007

I am a spectacularly bad poster and everyone in the Schadenfreude thread hates my guts.

This is great. I wish Jöhn Smith Britain (is where I'm from) was a real song.

Butterfly Valley
Apr 19, 2007

I am a spectacularly bad poster and everyone in the Schadenfreude thread hates my guts.

Leon Sumbitches posted:

I'm confused. The numbers on the board are written in a German script, but there's English too. Where was this?

I'm confused about you being confused, unless I'm missing a joke

Butterfly Valley
Apr 19, 2007

I am a spectacularly bad poster and everyone in the Schadenfreude thread hates my guts.

OMFG FURRY posted:

lol @ the girl in the back that can only carry one stein

That's a visitor not an employee, all the tourists turn up wearing lederhosen and dirndls too

Butterfly Valley
Apr 19, 2007

I am a spectacularly bad poster and everyone in the Schadenfreude thread hates my guts.

Kharmakazy posted:

It's fine to hate musk. It's not fine for government offices to behave like that.

Have you noticed who your president is

Butterfly Valley
Apr 19, 2007

I am a spectacularly bad poster and everyone in the Schadenfreude thread hates my guts.
Lol at the username/post combo

Butterfly Valley
Apr 19, 2007

I am a spectacularly bad poster and everyone in the Schadenfreude thread hates my guts.

Captain Hygiene posted:

*somberly closes video of Bryan Cranston dressed as a pair of small twin girls* No...no, there is no room for joy in my life

Nah I'm sorry m8 you don't get to claim the high ground while outing yourself as being fully within the target market of morons that focus groups at a soft drink conglomerate were hoping to bilk for their cash by making the actor man wear small girl clothes

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Butterfly Valley
Apr 19, 2007

I am a spectacularly bad poster and everyone in the Schadenfreude thread hates my guts.

Cartoon Man posted:

Forgot to switch my brain back into gently caress the police mode, my bad. Here’s a blessed kitten instead:



Why was it ever switched out of that mode??

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