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I was hoping it would have this audio instead https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l1URmUxNdqg&t=174s
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SavageMessiah posted:Looks like a drat puppet. Weird. Julius CSAR posted:Dude... yeah. It really looks a dude in huge duck suit. That head gives serious Howard The Duck vibes. Spooooooky Code Jockey posted:I was thinking 90s animatronic or puppet, yeah DiggityDoink posted:that think isn't real, it's a loving muppet lol @ these comments have you never watched a documentary in your life? do mudskippers blow your mind too? they're amphibious fishes, and they walk on land! 
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Jerry Cotton posted:OK. This is my commute: lol thanks for this it owns also I suggest you all cut the "good music" talk instantly before it devolves into the usual polarized derailing slapfight, but it's just a suggestion
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yeah mushrooms can be real crazy looking, I learned about the clathrus archeri only recently (also known as stinkhorn, devil's fingers etc.) and it looks like a movie prop  
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nope, I just googled clathrus archeri
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come on that looks reversed, it was holding onto that thing and it slipped off do you really expect a turtle to snap at a faucet and pull itself up that fast? e: there's also a fish-thing to its left next to the wall that slides towards the faucet and not away from it...
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May 8, 2019 09:33
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May 24, 2019 09:28
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Ayatollah Hermione posted:*slamming empty shotglass on the bar* buddy, i gently caress adult animals ok
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Oscar Wild posted:https://twitter.com/PhilanthropyGal/status/1151362781016469504?s=19 good
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Bloody Hedgehog posted:Yeah, if you asked a local African tribesman if they wanted to curb permit hunting, they'd tell you to gently caress off. Not only do they get an influx of money for conservation efforts, local tribes gets hundreds of pounds of free meat when trophy hunters make their kills. did you ask them? what if that money gets siphoned away to fill the pockets of corrupt government officials, maybe the very same that grant the permits to trophy hunters? what if maybe local african tribesmen got to kill and eat the animals themselves without the unnecessary help of doughy anglosaxon cunts who shoot drugged animals for fun? mmmmmm
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cursed because animals used for tourist rides are almost always treated like poo poo when there are no tourists around
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lol also thanks to the youtube comments I learned that the secretion on the sides of that elephant's face is called temporin and is indicative of musth: a periodic condition in bull (male) elephants, characterized by highly aggressive behavior and accompanied by a large rise in reproductive hormones
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Shoehead posted:I feel like demon bikers would abduct you from here hehe that movie was fun
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Oscar Wild posted:https://twitter.com/atdanwhite/status/1162096765958533124?s=19 yaaay food waste! so many lolz
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Lodin posted:One time a guy in class who was prone to not giving a gently caress kicked one of the bastards in the neck and it probably died because it just collapsed. Nobody found out and the loving thing deserved it. Maybe the other ones learnt a lesson. oh yeah that's so cool gently caress them birds, snap their necks with a roundhouse kick! git r done
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Memento posted:https://i.imgur.com/VhSHDuO.mp4 uhhh do you people think that in 2019 all these reaction videos are genuine and not staged? these idiots spend their days with phones planning zany poo poo waiting to be the next viral thing blessed my rear end
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Mr. Apollo posted:Baby crocs make that noise when they’re scared. They’re calling for their mom. nooo that's sad : ( Inceltown posted:xposting this and you can't stop me, I'm mad with power. I love animals please vote me 2020 to replace half of the humans on this planet with non-human animals
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Snowmankilla posted:This made me really sad. Then really happy. yeah at first I was "wait this isn't blessed at all" it's still somewhat cursed because there's millions of fishes and other sea creatures that die horrible deaths trapped in plastic gently caress human beings
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Wall Balls posted:happy leland melvin day I was curious to see why a city in the you've got 10 Lynchburgs in the US wow e: sorry I have no idea where Virginia is, just checked and it's def not in the south necroid fucked around with this message at 09:56 on Apr 8, 2020 |
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yeah but that astronaut dude comes from this town quote:Founding and early growth
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I'm not a veterinarian but I'm pretty sure those are young cows so they're just curious and full of empathy, unaware that they're going to be slaughtered horribly to feed some fat gently caress somewhere or that they're going to grow pumped full of hormones to squirt milk endlessly for that and other fat fucks. Also if they behave like cats they might be attracted to the smell/taste of earwax because it's proteins. Cats go bonkers for earwax (theirs, yours, everyone's). (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
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Moon Slayer posted:Yes. And they'll be delicious. wow so edgy!
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hahaha come on as a tv show host that's a bit uncalled for but still pretty drat funny, I wonder how she took it I can only imagine the nerd rage on the internet, I caught a glimpse of a diss track in the twitter thread lmao
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bring back old gbs posted:hoyl poo poo its like a fluffy piglet yeah they're incredbily cute but they aren't pets, most of the times when you see videos like these they're used to socializing with humans because they're being kept in sanctuaries for rehab before reintroduction in the wild they can really gently caress your poo poo up with teeth and claws if you're not careful
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if I remember correctly that dog has some sort of motor dysfunction but that doesn't stop it from enjoying the gently caress out of those puddles
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ultrafilter posted:
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Bloody Hedgehog posted:Blessed for nature being chill, and the worlds bravest boy. lol fyi what I presume to be the dad says stuff like : don't turn your back on him (???) he's minding his own business everybody was super cool but you can hear the mom at the end moaning "oh god no no" over and over again
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Carth Dookie posted:It's cute, but I'd much rather they be inside playing with Lego or whatever instead of what looks like an alley cooking their own food when not even 5 years old. lol children learning how to cook, how horrifying! better have them mash some overpriced plastic crap together instead I'm sure the background of what seems to be a scene in rural china will probably be hosed up in many different ways but that kid seems to be enjoying cooking something that the average goon has seen only in animes
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Phlegmish posted:Goons are just jealous because that child is a better cook at age 4 than they are at age 30
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wait so the average american has no idea at all that there are other comics in the world that are not superhero garbage? lol you did it again USA #1
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uber_stoat posted:the average american does not read comics full stop. oh ok, I just reread a couple of previous posts and now I get it I guess the newer generations became all weebs and turned from superhero comics to mangas? also I don't get why "european comics" seem to be perceived as something niche, I'm far from a comic book collector but I've read my fair share of graphic novels and non-superhero, non-manga comic books from all over the world, I don't categorize them by country of origin but now that I think about it maybe it's because everytime I visit a new city and I happen to find a comic shop I give a good look around and if I find something interesting I'll buy it I remember buying Crumb's Weirdo Years book at a comic shop when I was in Brooklyn ages ago, that place was nice (found it! https://www.desertislandbrooklyn.com/ )
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sorry if I butt in your bidet conversation but it's always triggering whenever I see it discussed as some weird occult ritual I can't speak for other countries but here in Italy this sort of setup is the norm in bathrooms :  you've got your toilet where you pee and you poop, and next to it you've got the bidet, so that once you're done wiping you : 1) move over to the bidet 2) turn on the water and let it splash your rear end 3) get some water + soap on your hand 4) give your filthy rear end and/or genitals a good thorough soapy rub, just like you'd do in the shower (unless you're an incel afraid of turning gay just by touching your taint) 5) use your bidet towel (different from hand towel obviously) to dry your now super clean rear end and genitals 6) wash your hands in the sink 7) resume living with a clean rear end like a civilized person instead of walking around all day with an itchy butthole encrusted in poo poo residue I'm always confused by these bidet attachments you speak of, I hope they are external hoses and not something attached to the inside of the toilet because otherwise it'd get sprayed with piss and poo poo constantly, which is sort of counter-intuitive for something that's meant to blast your rear end with water to clean it. also I'm confused by how you're supposed to shove it near your rear end without constantly bumping your hands into the seat and the toilet, since it's your toilet it might be cleaner than a public restroom but it's still something I wouldn't want to touch directly after I'm done pooping to sum things up : if you have room in your bathroom I suggest installing a whole bidet instead of just an attachment e : what really really really confuses me is how can you have enjoyable sex with stinky taints? 90% of the times I try to get a quick cleanup before sex so that I can do everything I want without fear that my rear end or crotch will smell awful, and it's always been the norm for my partners as well 
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The Bloop posted:I am not knocking bidets but lol @ not having one = itchy poo poo encrusted butthole it was an exaggeration but I really wouldn't want to eat a pussy or an rear end that's not been washed after a day of hard work I speak out of experience because I lived in a house without bidet when I was younger and I hated the feeling of not being completely clean, especially whenever I got a non-ideal poo poo and I had to use a lot of wipes which in turn tended to irritate my butthole considering how meat-heavy and fiber-poor the average american diet looks from this side of the ocean I can't stomach what is my mental image of the average american butthole
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The Bloop posted:we never got a real answer before. everyone has their own mini-towel and we wash them regularly with the rest of the laundry guests can just use toilet paper I guess? that's what I do in other people's houses, just a wad of tp to dry my butt if it's a partner they can just use mine or I will give them one of mine e : to clarify "everyone in a household tipically has their own mini-towel", we don't walk around constantly carrying our personal butt towels with us necroid fucked around with this message at 20:06 on Jul 16, 2020 |
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Snowy posted:Ok I’m late for bidet chat but people get all up in their rear end and junk with their hands when using a bidet after making GBS threads? first of all, you need to wipe until your rear end is reasonably clean before you go clean yourself. if you're slathering a 50/50 mixture of poo poo and soap there's something wrong with the whole process the whole purpose of a bidet is being able to clean your genitals and your rear end without taking a full shower and I suppose that when you shower you don't just spray yourself with water and call it a day? for instance, when I didn't have a real, standalone bidet I just wiped then jumped into the shower to clean myself there while squatting I don't know how much room there is with those toilet attachments but I assume they're meant just for splashing your butt, I can't picture myself shoving my hand down the toilet to clean my rear end while I'm seated on it get a real beefy bidet, bitch
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