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Creamed Cormp
Jan 8, 2011

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

*adds in "boyoyoing" anime soundclip to this*

the... the perfect crime...

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Creamed Cormp
Jan 8, 2011

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Creamed Cormp
Jan 8, 2011

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Creamed Cormp
Jan 8, 2011

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

uber_stoat posted:

the woman respecter has logged off (he is in jail).

kinda hosed up that in our super patriarchal society people get sent to jail just for respecting women, not gonna lie

Creamed Cormp
Jan 8, 2011

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
Wrestling IS Redneck Anime



Creamed Cormp
Jan 8, 2011

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

women are elavators because they lift our spirits, our lives and our society

#respectwomen

Creamed Cormp
Jan 8, 2011

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
gently caress that's good

Creamed Cormp
Jan 8, 2011

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
the reason I put that in the blessed thread and not the cursed thread is that no matter how goofy they look (intentionally or not), they are in love and that's a beautiful thing.

I hope we can all agree on this

Creamed Cormp
Jan 8, 2011

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

Creamed Cormp
Jan 8, 2011

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

Creamed Cormp
Jan 8, 2011

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

Blast of Confetti posted:

actually there's a surprisingly large amount of the population that isn't basic

Creamed Cormp
Jan 8, 2011

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
I thought their faces were flush because it was cold outside (guy has a scarf)

Creamed Cormp
Jan 8, 2011

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

Son of Thunderbeast posted:

One for each word

duh

"We must secure the existence of furries and a future for big werewolf cocks" ?

Creamed Cormp
Jan 8, 2011

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

great so not only is the weight balance on your gun all hosed up but now instead of having your backup on your hip where you can always get to it if your rifle stops working/is lost/whatever you have lost both of your guns.

Creamed Cormp
Jan 8, 2011

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

Creamed Cormp
Jan 8, 2011

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

why did you post the photoshopped version though?

Creamed Cormp
Jan 8, 2011

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

Solice Kirsk posted:

So how do draculas get to new places? They can't use bridges? Being a dracula sounds kinda lovely.

you get on a boat and you trick/convince a mortal to get you where you want to go.

all in all it's not much different from flying with any airline that isn't RyanAir except you need to stay in a coffin filled with soil from your home country the whole time. And I'm sure the fuckers in first class already get that plus complementary champagne already anyway

Creamed Cormp
Jan 8, 2011

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

Bogus Adventure posted:

Please let it happen while my shitheel of an uncle is there. #goodriddance #hegotplayedinthailand #blessed

okay you can't just say that and not elaborate

Creamed Cormp
Jan 8, 2011

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

Bogus Adventure posted:

I'll give you the tl;dr version:

My piece of poo poo uncle is my mom's older brother, who made her life miserable growing up and enjoys hitting animals (like kicking dogs).

1) After separating from his wife, he was on a business trip to Thailand while in his 60s
2) He met a Thai golddigger who got him to buy her poo poo, like jewelry (understandable) and property (?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!!!!1!111ONE)
3) He decided to move there and live with her because she didn't want to move to the US
4) Once his money dried up, she ditched his rear end
5) He moved back to the US, and is persona non grata with his kids and ex wife
6) Ohio was his home state before, so it's possible that he went back

Along the way, he fell into a septic tank in Thailand. So, karma, while you sure took your sweet time, at least you showed up before it was too late.

I wish I could tell you that he slept with a ladyboy, but I don't know for certain. However, we can pretend that he did for the tall tale version of this story.

tbqh I had hoped it was just a funny ladyboy story, but that was way worse

Creamed Cormp
Jan 8, 2011

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
gently caress doesn't the Constitution have something about cruel and unusual punishment?

Creamed Cormp
Jan 8, 2011

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN


Creamed Cormp
Jan 8, 2011

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

I like a woman that can handle the Pig 'cause that mean she will be able to handle my Hog hyuck hyuck hyuck

seriously though, the life of a pig farmer is super lonely, everyone likes bacon but nobody wants to be the one making it.

Creamed Cormp
Jan 8, 2011

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
wypipo will execute a black man for holding his phone, but they will do anything for a pet smh

Creamed Cormp
Jan 8, 2011

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
Being quite the bigot myself, I'd guess the hidden word is "mantrannies"

Creamed Cormp
Jan 8, 2011

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

Capri Sun Tzu posted:

No, THIS is cursed



Super Pochaco isn't even the thicccest character in her franchise, that guy is a loving HACK

Creamed Cormp
Jan 8, 2011

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

Blast of Confetti posted:

please, educate us

poo poo buddy just learn to use google on your drat own

exactly what you think this is, why would you even click? seriously don't

IIRC those thiccc anime girls were made for the sole purpose of selling expensive headphones to weebs, and what's even more shocking is that it's been working for like 12 years now, but discussing that is best left to the curse thread

edit : yeah I can already tell I'm gonna get probated for that and you know what, that's fair. Just be nice enough to make the punishment reason be something funny like "down with the thicccness" or whatever

Creamed Cormp fucked around with this message at 22:45 on Apr 20, 2018

Creamed Cormp
Jan 8, 2011

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

Spinster posted:

I have to look at so many women with insane bodies every day here, it's only fair

turn your monitor on

Creamed Cormp
Jan 8, 2011

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
Sex with Chad can never be rape because by definition everyone wants to have sex with Chad duh seriously read a loving book

Creamed Cormp
Jan 8, 2011

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

Pondex posted:

Huh. So another one of Trump's IQ-tests leaked?

ahahah very funny

you sir deserve an upvote!

Creamed Cormp
Jan 8, 2011

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

stealie72 posted:

Titties follow a standard bell curve with a nice firm B at the peak.

fixed that for you you disgusting degenerate

you milky boy

you literal baboon-like infant

Creamed Cormp
Jan 8, 2011

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
her choker/necklace makes it extremely cursed imho

Creamed Cormp
Jan 8, 2011

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

Waltzing Along posted:

Also, yuck. Why a pretty woman would go out of her way to ruin her looks is beyond me.

I would be surprised if anyone actually bites on this one

Creamed Cormp
Jan 8, 2011

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

I take 20 of these every day

Not only can I see into the future, I can also impregnate all of the women (and some of the men) in it

Fear my powers

Creamed Cormp
Jan 8, 2011

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
you guys might laugh, but find me a more efficient way to get a +5 damage bonus against the undead

Creamed Cormp
Jan 8, 2011

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
can you at least steal my posts correctly please?

Creamed Cormp
Jan 8, 2011

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

Breakfast Feud posted:

The three red ones on the left are almost 100% an automatic suppression system. The most dangerous thing about that entire contraption is the soviet worksmanship. You're way more likely to die because the motor caught fire or leaked CO into the cabin than you are from the actual warhead.

yawohl mein herr, thoses russichen really are untermenschs

Creamed Cormp
Jan 8, 2011

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

Dixville posted:

Uh I just saw that picture shared on Facebook, I didn't even realize what the hell you were talking about with this post until now because I don't look at every thread ever posted in GBS. Sorry...

tbqh it's no big deal, I just think the .gif is better

Creamed Cormp
Jan 8, 2011

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

Blue Train posted:

Crazy that the talmud predicted electricity

jews did thomas edison/nicola tesla!

Creamed Cormp
Jan 8, 2011

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

XTimmy posted:

So, uh no irony or malice here but if flicking a light switch on the Sabbath is forbidden then what isn't? I know the short answer is 'work' but if I pop open my emails on Saturday and accidentally read that message from my boss am I lost to hell?

- jews do not believe in hell afaik
- using your computer in the first place would be breaking shabbat anyway

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Creamed Cormp
Jan 8, 2011

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
it's less a question of would/wouldn't and more a question of sure/hell yeah

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