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Phlegmish
Jul 2, 2011




We comin with them dicks out to avenge Cecil

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Phlegmish
Jul 2, 2011



You raised her right and those other kids are squares

Phlegmish
Jul 2, 2011




Our new teacher keeps demanding pets not sure if we should report him

Phlegmish
Jul 2, 2011



Jerry Cotton posted:

Doubly blessed for the delivery guy who actually waits to see if someone's home.

It's a Christmas miracle

Phlegmish
Jul 2, 2011




Phlegmish
Jul 2, 2011



If no one ever scritched a wolf we wouldn't have dogs

Phlegmish
Jul 2, 2011




Nothin' in the rules about touching the ball with your antlers

Phlegmish
Jul 2, 2011




Finally a call to action, I'm ready to join the 420th Thunberg Brigade

They'll be sorry they ever pissed off the millennials, all those years of playing shooters will finally pay off :pcgaming:

Phlegmish
Jul 2, 2011



Lodin posted:

Here's a pic that shows how blessed a buddy of mine and his kids are.



War is hell

but also delicious

Phlegmish
Jul 2, 2011



Ornamental Dingbat posted:

The forums are enough of a cash cow as is anyway.

Lowtax must be getting $20, maybe even $30 a month with all these new registrations

Phlegmish
Jul 2, 2011



OMFG FURRY posted:

lol @ the girl in the back that can only carry one stein

Lvl 1 Beermaiden vs. Lvl 100

Phlegmish
Jul 2, 2011



Pennywise the Frown posted:

Sorry not blessed but the gif is spot on.


Wow what a surprise I never saw that one coming

Phlegmish
Jul 2, 2011



Hugoon Chavez posted:

This has been a meme in Latin America for ages and it's kinda weird seeing it here.

I looked up the actual clip and despite my Spanish being decent I couldn't understand a word of what his mother was saying

I still don't know what it's actually about, does he want to be a hardcore (music) kid

Phlegmish
Jul 2, 2011



Now what mom wouldn't want her kid to be straight edge

Phlegmish
Jul 2, 2011




Don't doxx me

Phlegmish
Jul 2, 2011



My guess is it's a fetish thing and he just assumed other guys also enjoy having their balls crushed

Phlegmish
Jul 2, 2011



Krankenstyle posted:

please dont post cursed stories about teachers having a rough time with lovely students

Yeah bad vibes, even as a kid I felt sorry for these types of teachers

Phlegmish
Jul 2, 2011



mind the walrus posted:

You mean Todd in the Shadows, which is exactly how I found out about them. Don't bullshit us.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lNZ6PS8TnJc

Same and it's crazy just how much I learned from watching that one channel

Phlegmish
Jul 2, 2011



Is it a perspective thing or does she have really big hands

Phlegmish
Jul 2, 2011




A better pool player than I am

Phlegmish
Jul 2, 2011



uber_stoat posted:

i want a wheel of cheese. just to have. conversation piece. "what's that there?" "oh, that's just my wheel of cheese."

No one has as many friends as the man with many cheeses

Phlegmish
Jul 2, 2011



Virginia has been gentrified by DC suburbanites, it's no longer the South

e: Democrats have controlled Virginia for most of its history, but yeah, a different kind of Democrats

Phlegmish
Jul 2, 2011



With dogs trying to gently caress your arms? Well poo poo I wish someone had told me that earlier

Phlegmish
Jul 2, 2011



I get why the cat likes it but why are the cows doing it, is this a particularly salty cat

Phlegmish
Jul 2, 2011



Paladinus posted:

She's going to be 69 this year.

nice

Phlegmish
Jul 2, 2011



raspurtin posted:

da gently caress? The woman in the wheelchair whose left hand is shaking at the start of the video so she has to use two hands to lift a spoon is not advanced enough for you? Truly you are the hardcore bespoke Parkinson's connoisseur.

Someone without Parkison's is playing someone with Parkison's?? #canceled

Phlegmish
Jul 2, 2011



Trying to enjoy the scenery but in the background you hear a chav teenage mother making xenophobic comments about Polish people

Phlegmish
Jul 2, 2011



Only thing I know about Scotland is Trainspotting, which I assume is an accurate depiction of Scotspeople. Still better than the English

Phlegmish
Jul 2, 2011



It's actually a really good movie, the dead baby scene is hosed up

Phlegmish
Jul 2, 2011



I wouldn't say it's full of them, most of those loser frogs are endangered

Phlegmish
Jul 2, 2011



What did he do to every nurse in California

What a horndog

Phlegmish
Jul 2, 2011



Uhh...are you dying? Goondolences

Phlegmish
Jul 2, 2011



You probably won't be for long

Phlegmish
Jul 2, 2011



Dixville posted:

Go grandma go



Pretty sure the guys in Bad Religion are the same age by now. Hell it could be a former bassist of theirs

Phlegmish
Jul 2, 2011




The pile of books would be inside there with me to be honest

Phlegmish
Jul 2, 2011



JacquelineDempsey posted:

Fair enough, friend. I admit I did enjoy the bits I caught where he did seem to be all "oh, wow, this CAN be solved!" but it just wasn't enough to hold my interest for nearly half an hour.

To each their own, let's all just be blessed itt. :)

I can't accept that, you must pay with your blood for disrespecting the sudoku video

Phlegmish
Jul 2, 2011




Milo and POTUS, I only just read your redtext, and while I'm sure it's a fake one I still want to know the story

Phlegmish
Jul 2, 2011



It's a Kelly, I can tell from the pixels

Phlegmish
Jul 2, 2011



Crying Is A Free Action is kind of brilliant and probably the title of a nerdcore album somewhere

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Phlegmish
Jul 2, 2011



Captain Hygiene posted:

Flashbacks to my last officemate :smithicide:

You too? So many times I was so close to killing him

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