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McGavin
Sep 18, 2012

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McGavin
Sep 18, 2012


Cursed because you didn't actually show what it looks like.

McGavin
Sep 18, 2012

https://twitter.com/Jacklei020216/status/946316464864206848

https://twitter.com/Jacklei020216/status/949204200604368896

https://twitter.com/Jacklei020216/status/948835160673234945

McGavin
Sep 18, 2012

McGavin
Sep 18, 2012


Been spending most our lives livin' in a chubster's paradise.

McGavin
Sep 18, 2012


Wow, Mission Hill.

McGavin
Sep 18, 2012


Chinese bird wizards dispense top tier blessings.

McGavin
Sep 18, 2012


Ranch dipping sauce makes this cursed.

McGavin
Sep 18, 2012

Kazak posted:

buzz off with this bs

You must be American, because Ranch dipping sauce is so cursed it is banned in Canada.

McGavin
Sep 18, 2012


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wijp4-3giNw

McGavin
Sep 18, 2012

Literally A Person posted:

Cursed.

She looks like a pile of sticks.

Tough words from someone who looks like a bundle of sticks.

McGavin
Sep 18, 2012


I wonder if that's a woman. :thunk:

McGavin
Sep 18, 2012


Dear University,

Pay me money so I can watch bats gently caress.

Sincerely,
Dr. A. Sexweird

McGavin
Sep 18, 2012


No, just the regular kind. I need to take copious notes on how well they work the shaft with their tongues, you know, for research.

McGavin
Sep 18, 2012

ClamdestineBoyster posted:

Why are you supposed to lean back so far to piss? :thunk:

You gotta arc it in.

McGavin
Sep 18, 2012

If you're that Sikh, you should go see a doctor.

McGavin
Sep 18, 2012

Lodin posted:

New Wreck it Ralph is gonna own.



You were just looking at yourself in the mirror, son.

McGavin
Sep 18, 2012


Muppets are real, and good, and they are my friends.

McGavin
Sep 18, 2012


There was an old woman who poo poo in a shoe...

McGavin
Sep 18, 2012

Comfy Fleece Sweater posted:

If you’re not a handsome man, at least be a handy man!

Mindless posted:

keep your puck in the rink

DoombatINC posted:

I'm just a guy
But I can be different
If I must
I suppose

These belong in the cursed thread.

McGavin
Sep 18, 2012

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RFWqjIGXz0I

McGavin
Sep 18, 2012

Oscar Wild posted:

I'm the chick in back fiddling with my fanny pack

I'm the other chick in back with a fanny pack, except I'm wearing it side-saddle.

McGavin
Sep 18, 2012


Do one of him eating jello.

McGavin
Sep 18, 2012


Absolute unit.

McGavin
Sep 18, 2012

Milo and POTUS posted:

My cat licks he own rear end in a top hat

A shameful kitty.

McGavin
Sep 18, 2012


#More Blessed

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pUeJgnN3qF4

McGavin
Sep 18, 2012

https://i.imgur.com/NOq6GCx.gifv

McGavin
Sep 18, 2012

Jerry Cotton posted:

Do not use a dog to wipe please and thank you.

Everyone knows owls provide the superior clean. :nallears:

McGavin fucked around with this message at 16:45 on Nov 20, 2018

McGavin
Sep 18, 2012

SHARIA LAW SCHOOL posted:

"Dykes" is fine to print but not "m-----bators" got it.

Woah, M-----bators please. I didn't report you, but you might want to edit your post before it offends anyone else.

McGavin
Sep 18, 2012

Linux Pirate posted:

I really like that they couldn't even bring themselves to write out that one truly terrible word, the worst word in English or any other tongue masturbators

Thank you.

McGavin
Sep 18, 2012


Cursed Shrek hands.

McGavin
Sep 18, 2012


Absolute unit.

McGavin
Sep 18, 2012

Krankenstyle posted:

left is my drawing of the right, right is what came out of the cat

Which end did it come out?

McGavin
Sep 18, 2012


USA.gif

McGavin
Sep 18, 2012

Solice Kirsk posted:

Too late! Turn in your Metal Badge and leave your spikey leather bracelets on the desk! You're a loose cannon Former DILF and the mayor of Metaltown is gonna have your rear end over this!

:hai: Everybody knows that the only good Metallica song is St. Anger.

McGavin
Sep 18, 2012


What is that man doing to Patrick?

McGavin
Sep 18, 2012

Mr. Apollo posted:

Namakoro the pink sea cucumber was picked as a mascot for Japan’s Maritime Self Defense Force because sea cucumbers don’t run, don’t hide, and have thick skin which is good for protection from enemies.

Sea cucumbers also blast their sticky guts out through their gaping anus for self-defense, which makes them a perfect mascot for Japan’s Maritime Self Defense Force imho.

Wikipedia posted:

When stressed, the sea cucumber faces away from the attacker and contracts its body wall muscles sharply. This causes the wall of the cloaca to tear and the anus to gape and the free ends of some of the tubes to be ejected. Water from the respiratory tree is forced into these tubules causing a rapid expansion and they elongate by up to twenty times their original length. They have great tensile strength and become sticky when they encounter any object.

McGavin
Sep 18, 2012

Lodin posted:

Wanna drive on this short trip through ol' Blighty.



Make sure you go from Twatt to Shitterton.

McGavin
Sep 18, 2012

Milo and POTUS posted:

Those turtles will live long enough to witness the end of human civilization.

Don't post curses in the blessed thread! :mad:

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McGavin
Sep 18, 2012

Mods, please change my name to HOG-BABE. :thanks:

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