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Scathach posted:Super blessed. The cat is just showing his owner that they're about knee-height from the substrate, and just right for picking and turning into delicious pesto. More like petsto by the time the cat is done with it.
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# ¿ Apr 26, 2019 18:13 |
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# ¿ Apr 25, 2024 21:44 |
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https://youtu.be/tsIgOj68G1Y
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# ¿ May 2, 2019 18:06 |
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You can tell exactly what kind of man he is by the way he escalates to punching the guy in response to getting a milkshake dumped on him.
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# ¿ May 2, 2019 21:08 |
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BattleSausage posted:I don't know who this guy is, but why wouldn't you punch someone that threw a milkshake at you? It's just a loving milkshake. I don't want to live in a world where the default reaction to any personal slight is to come out swinging. Sex Skeleton fucked around with this message at 17:19 on May 3, 2019 |
# ¿ May 3, 2019 17:17 |
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Wooo! Got some live action turtleman style!
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# ¿ May 8, 2019 00:06 |
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LawfulWaffle posted:What the gently caress. I did not realize turtles were spring loaded snakes with mobile armor. Someone needs to watch Call of The Wildman.
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# ¿ May 8, 2019 00:29 |
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What am I looking at here? It's been a decade since I studied that stuff.
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# ¿ May 14, 2019 02:02 |
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Blast of Confetti posted:sounds like its our duty as a species to sabotage all mars missions just to be safe. no escape We did put Elon Musk in charge of one so I'd say we're well ahead of you.
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# ¿ May 16, 2019 13:11 |
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Lodin posted:Belated. That is some pig.
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# ¿ May 18, 2019 17:00 |
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They were going to let them go until they found the Kentucky Deluxe, at which point police were appalled, sources say.
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# ¿ Jul 12, 2019 00:27 |
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I was pleasantly surprised.
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# ¿ Jul 12, 2019 17:26 |
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Kazak posted:Lol, been there. Dabs are deceptive "I'll have whatever he's having please."
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# ¿ Jul 24, 2019 19:11 |
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Powershift posted:
I mentally narrated that in the voice of David Attenborough. The narration is what makes it incredibly blessed.
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# ¿ Aug 2, 2019 02:33 |
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Cursed for spending 2 hours ruining my enjoyment of nature with quadrotor noises, then almost dropping a pile of plastics and toxic metal into a body of water.
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# ¿ Aug 11, 2019 20:37 |
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This has sound. Magnificent!
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# ¿ Aug 16, 2019 20:50 |
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That doesn't look anything like almond cookies to me. That's false advertising.
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# ¿ Oct 18, 2019 22:32 |
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# ¿ Oct 19, 2019 01:40 |
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This is the correct approach to having a school-issued ID card.
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# ¿ Oct 21, 2019 20:02 |
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What do I have to do to do that every day?
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# ¿ Nov 8, 2019 18:31 |
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Solice Kirsk posted:Lose some weight and get better at retrieving thrown balls. Lol nice.
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# ¿ Nov 8, 2019 20:44 |
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Based on my own experience trying to understand Statistical Mechanics I can completely understand why both of them killed themselves.
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# ¿ Nov 14, 2019 22:04 |
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Uncle Enzo posted:Also because he is a UPS driver. UPS drivers (much like postal workers) are unionized and paid something like $30 dollars an hour with full benefits. It's Amazon and FedEx that bleed people dry. Most UPS drivers are paid better than I am after factoring overtime in. UPS is (usually) the best. When I clerked in a warehouse our UPS driver would take a break to play a couple games of ping pong with one of our accountants.
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# ¿ Nov 26, 2019 00:20 |
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EvilJoven posted:Every once in a while you see a youtube vid or gif of some russian dude cuddling with this pet tiger or mountain lion and I think holy poo poo do I ever want a pet tiger or mountain lion. I nearly got some big kitty cuddles last night trying to get a conditioning hike in so that I'm not winded by snowshoeing later in the season. My fiance and I were surprised to encounter 2 or 3 cougars heading back down on the trail we were hiking up. This was not a game trail but a maintained trail on a very popular mountain. I told her to start walking down, then picked up a couple of rocks and started making noise with them. One of them appeared on the ridge above me, so I threw one of my rocks at it and it disappeared. Needless to say we didn't continue up.
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# ¿ Dec 5, 2019 18:49 |
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Captain Hygiene posted:Cursed because the heads vs tails paradigm is now fundamentally broken No it isn't the momma bat is just sleeping.
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# ¿ Jan 10, 2020 18:37 |
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Oscar Wild posted:https://twitter.com/DNealeColorado/status/1216761099871080448?s=19 I would be totally fine with this.
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# ¿ Jan 14, 2020 19:18 |
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Early Empire of The Sun albums looking good!
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# ¿ Jan 27, 2020 22:31 |
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Cocaine Bear posted:Old white guy in America commits a crime but luckily there's an old white guy there to make sure the first old white guys faces no consequences. How nice. Sir, this is the #blessed thread.
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# ¿ Feb 3, 2020 16:35 |
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# ¿ Feb 6, 2020 22:49 |
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I'm imagining Toshiro Mifune walking this cat as a lark in Yojimbo to mess with one of the crime lords.
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# ¿ Mar 11, 2020 22:27 |
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I wish someone would explain how this is funny to me.
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# ¿ Mar 23, 2020 17:43 |
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Me hanging from the ceiling with a wire holding a fork and some roasted potatoes with rosemary.
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# ¿ Apr 6, 2020 16:08 |
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i am harry posted:It was only when my skeleton began hardening up in my late teens and i spent all day sitting down working in front of a screen that my body began to deteriorate... this was me and a neighbor in NE Alabama, age 9 (from the schad thread) Full circle. https://youtu.be/5iB7nDHPeh8
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# ¿ Apr 14, 2020 03:47 |
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SniperWoreConverse posted:My god this sweet son of a bitch could be an incredible source of really good clothes Long-haired rabbits shouldn't be left to get fluffy like that. We have some Lionheads here. They're incredibly cute but you have to keep brushing them and cleaning them or they blow a huge coat that eventually covers their eyes. That Angora rabbit looks so miserable and hot in that picture that it makes me a little sad.
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# ¿ Apr 20, 2020 16:28 |
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Bill Murray's life could best be summed up with the phrase "just fuckin' with ya bud."
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# ¿ Apr 24, 2020 16:47 |
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Oscar Wild posted:Oh my Cod! He just did it for the Halibut. Halibut cheeks are delicious.
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# ¿ May 9, 2020 01:41 |
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If I ever work on a car I'm going to program a little odometer alarm that chimes "Hail satan" when it rolls over to 666666.
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# ¿ May 27, 2020 17:56 |
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Geese need exercise too! Even though they love stealing our beautiful golden bells.
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# ¿ Jun 4, 2020 18:49 |
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Technical sliding baby yeah!
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# ¿ Jun 5, 2020 20:45 |
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RFC2324 posted:Psyops usually sound/are dumb Like that time before D-Day the US Army built a bunch of inflatable tanks and bases in Britain to prevent the Germans from figuring out which beachheads they were going to assault.
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# ¿ Jun 15, 2020 17:19 |
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If I lived here I would leave the door open.
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# ¿ Jul 1, 2020 03:28 |