#blessed pics: raise the woof

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Inceltown: Aug 6, 2019

RFC2324 posted:

I don't drink water

fish gently caress in it

Really? That's the only reason I drink water.

# ¿ Aug 7, 2019 08:19

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# ¿ Apr 20, 2024 03:18

Inceltown: Aug 6, 2019

Burt Sexual posted:

People are sending me prostate pms rn, wtf is going on?!

It's your lucky day?

# ¿ Aug 8, 2019 02:22

Inceltown: Aug 6, 2019

Powershift posted:

https://twitter.com/SteveGuttbuck/status/1126522655710928896

Hold the phone. Women wearing a hijab need a white dude to flag down a taxi for them? That's worse than here in Australia and our #1 industry is racism.

# ¿ Aug 9, 2019 23:34

Inceltown: Aug 6, 2019

Bloody Hedgehog posted:

That woman must've later tweeted "Saw poor Toots MaGutes on the street today, let him hail me a cab so he can still feel useful to society. Bitch ain't been famous since 3 Men & A Baby"

Dude was great in Veronica Mars thank you very much.

# ¿ Aug 10, 2019 00:34

Inceltown: Aug 6, 2019

https://twitter.com/kashthefuturist/status/1159610222148669440

Literally Esoteric posted:

I just wish it were longer

So does his wife.

# ¿ Aug 11, 2019 04:46

Inceltown: Aug 6, 2019

Lodin posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2NCviYMdV1I

https://twitter.com/hashtag_dta/status/1160283677118668802

# ¿ Aug 11, 2019 21:39

Inceltown: Aug 6, 2019

Bogus Adventure posted:

I'd watch an action movie involving that turtle.

Everyone gets one wish in life and this is yours getting filled

https://i.imgur.com/VbK2Rdo.mp4

# ¿ Aug 14, 2019 21:44

Inceltown: Aug 6, 2019

1.6m tall penguins used to live on this planet

# ¿ Aug 14, 2019 22:17

Inceltown: Aug 6, 2019

Ron Jeremy posted:

gently caress Canada geese forever

Please do not have sex with the wildlife, no matter how sexy they are.

# ¿ Aug 16, 2019 22:36

Inceltown: Aug 6, 2019

My theory is he wore himself out putting the shoes on and can't tie the shoe laces up so it's stuck like that. Not being able to see it he doesn't realise the legs of his pants aren't over the tongue and hiding the fact he can't do his shoes up.

# ¿ Aug 19, 2019 21:15

Inceltown: Aug 6, 2019

More pretty pics here

# ¿ Aug 19, 2019 23:24

Inceltown: Aug 6, 2019

Zzulu posted:

Is no one suspicious of the guy/girl constantly filming them

Or do people not care when people film everything anymore

It's a content world now. Someone filming isn't going to look strange in the slightest.

# ¿ Aug 22, 2019 07:33

Inceltown: Aug 6, 2019

Literally A Person posted:

Sweet god.

<----- Cursed av in the blessed thread

That is a choice AV

https://twitter.com/isilitke/status/1164313544009146370

# ¿ Aug 23, 2019 23:37

Inceltown: Aug 6, 2019

This is going in both the blessed and cursed thread

https://twitter.com/yashar/status/1165370248377393152

# ¿ Aug 25, 2019 02:54

Inceltown: Aug 6, 2019

William Henry Hairytaint posted:

I'd eat it and wouldn't even really feel bad about it.

You wouldn't feel good about it either.

# ¿ Aug 25, 2019 02:59

Inceltown: Aug 6, 2019

Oscar Wild posted:

https://twitter.com/SpotTheLoon2010/status/1166313416903909377?s=19

A German Shepbird

# ¿ Aug 28, 2019 23:37

Inceltown: Aug 6, 2019

https://twitter.com/DannyDutch/status/1166773587782635522

# ¿ Aug 29, 2019 02:08

Inceltown: Aug 6, 2019

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# ¿ Aug 30, 2019 22:09

Inceltown: Aug 6, 2019

Content for the Content Gods

https://twitter.com/keithedwards/status/1167215858256683015

# ¿ Aug 30, 2019 23:13

Inceltown: Aug 6, 2019

I only just noticed the cat in the background at the end.

# ¿ Aug 31, 2019 22:52

Inceltown: Aug 6, 2019

bradzilla posted:

e: thought this was the cursed thread

Lurk more

# ¿ Sep 1, 2019 01:31

Inceltown: Aug 6, 2019

nerdz posted:

apparently this dance contest though this clickhole writer was an influencer or something and he took every chance to gently caress with the reality show

https://twitter.com/ColesTwitt3r/status/1166464614889975808

The 'hello father' move is where I lost it.

# ¿ Sep 2, 2019 02:39

Inceltown: Aug 6, 2019

Son of Thunderbeast posted:

I forgot what thread I was in and had my hands clasped to my head for a few seconds when I thought he was going to land rear end-first on the pole

Swap rear end for balls and you got how I thought it was going to go instead.

# ¿ Sep 4, 2019 03:20

Inceltown: Aug 6, 2019

https://twitter.com/RexChapman/status/1169755717823324160

# ¿ Sep 6, 2019 08:09

Inceltown: Aug 6, 2019

https://twitter.com/geotransversals/status/1170507316719828992

# ¿ Sep 8, 2019 03:25

Inceltown: Aug 6, 2019

Captain Hygiene posted:

# ¿ Sep 8, 2019 03:46

Inceltown: Aug 6, 2019

https://twitter.com/InactionNever/status/1170397345047035905

# ¿ Sep 8, 2019 23:46

Inceltown: Aug 6, 2019

JoelJoel posted:

How do you watch porn at work?

# ¿ Sep 12, 2019 23:45

Inceltown: Aug 6, 2019

https://twitter.com/jasonleetimson/status/1171880850226601984

# ¿ Sep 13, 2019 04:20

Inceltown: Aug 6, 2019

sassassin posted:

It's the topic of the thread, op

Living on a tropical island with a fur baby who loves to swim with you is about as blessed as you can get in life.

Unrelated blessed. Saw a blue tongue lizard relaxing on a rock near some aboriginal carvings out for a walk the other day. You can see the shape of a boomerang to the left of the pool of water.

# ¿ Sep 18, 2019 22:01

Inceltown: Aug 6, 2019

xposting this and you can't stop me, I'm mad with power.

https://twitter.com/Cptnrwrpnts/status/1174341050409902085

# ¿ Sep 19, 2019 21:59

Inceltown: Aug 6, 2019

Powershift posted:

Unlike your mom who has never touched a vegetable.

You excluded, of course.

Can't blame someone for being turned off by vegetables for life if they were exposed to op

# ¿ Sep 23, 2019 07:20

Inceltown: Aug 6, 2019

https://twitter.com/LexiNajera/status/1173795867649871874

# ¿ Sep 24, 2019 00:47

Inceltown: Aug 6, 2019

https://twitter.com/SoVeryAwkward/status/1183474236226244618

# ¿ Oct 13, 2019 22:15

Inceltown: Aug 6, 2019

No pics but I've been reading a book in the park before work today and had a lizard climb up on my leg and bask in the sunshine. Feeling blessed.

# ¿ Oct 17, 2019 01:06

Inceltown: Aug 6, 2019

https://i.imgur.com/MHUbUR1.mp4

# ¿ Oct 17, 2019 22:44

Inceltown: Aug 6, 2019

Paladinus posted:

Ugh, he's one of those people who think when you give weed money to a homeless person, they just spend it on food.

The munchies are a real thing.

# ¿ Oct 17, 2019 23:17

Inceltown: Aug 6, 2019

RFC2324 posted:

There is a blessed are the stoners joke in here somewhere

Being too stoned to make a joke is OK.

# ¿ Oct 18, 2019 04:15

Inceltown: Aug 6, 2019

`Nemesis posted:

I got shitfaced last Friday, and this showed up today. I ain't mad

# ¿ Oct 23, 2019 02:46

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# ¿ Apr 20, 2024 03:18

Inceltown: Aug 6, 2019

RFC2324 posted:

I feel like tony hawk has to be an OG goon

Dude was sk8ing at the time. Seriously he even starred in a movie as the best friend of Rodney Mullen who they had Christian Slater perform as his acting double. How much time do you think he had to shitpost.

# ¿ Oct 23, 2019 06:21

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