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i flunked out posted:imagine a wizard's bong. just imagine it. imagine Cheech Marin as Professor Snape. just imagine it |
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Jan 29, 2018 20:58
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Snape: "ha ha wow man" |
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Jolo posted:imagine Cheech Marin as Professor Snape. just imagine it Professor of the Narc Arts https://i.imgur.com/QKTkerO.mp4 |
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Draco Malfoy: “Seven galleons for a gram? Yeah that’s cool bro.” |
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Macnult posted:Draco Malfoy: “Seven galleons for a gram? Yeah that’s cool bro.” Draco: "gently caress! I think I know why that stuff was so expensive." Crabbe: "Huh?" Draco: "I think this poo poo is laced! I think we're smoking angel dust! Like actual dust from angels! That's stuff's like schedule ¾! When my father hears about this..."
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TVsVeryOwn posted:That's stuff's like schedule ¾! lol |
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Jan 30, 2018 02:45
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Cda is Herb-high-on-weed Ganja proprietary |
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Jan 30, 2018 04:48
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TVsVeryOwn posted:You're a weedweed, Weedy 
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joke_explainer posted:Tom Riddle wakes up from a phenazepam binge to discover he's now the leader of some kind of horrible death cult. piano's nice though |
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Famished from his late night smoke sesh with Ron, Harry wanders the Griffindor common room looking for a snack. From the corner of his eye he see's a chocolate frog and chases it into the boys dormitories. He corners it and greedily stuffs it into his mouth. Suddenly, a scream harshes his good vibes. Neville is crying and yelling at Harry, but Harry doesn't care until he hears something about "excreting pychodelic mucus." The curse takes effect and Harry rips off his robes and runs through the corridors of Hogwartz screaming, "gently caress YEAH!" Dumbledore awards ten points to Griffindor. |
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Jan 31, 2018 02:26
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lol @ this thread
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Famished from his late night smoke sesh with Ron, Harry wanders the Griffindor common room looking for a snack. From the corner of his eye he see's a chocolate frog and chases it into the boys dormitories. He corners it and greedily stuffs it into his mouth. Suddenly, a scream harshes his good vibes. Neville is crying and yelling at Harry, but Harry doesn't care until he hears something about "excreting pychodelic mucus." The curse takes effect and Harry rips off his robes and runs through the corridors of Hogwartz screaming, "gently caress YEAH!" Dumbledore awards 420 points to Griffindor. |
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Moaning Myrtle was alright, but the story really ramps up when they meet Toking Tanya |
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Ultra Spoot posted:Moaning Myrtle was alright, but the story really ramps up when they meet Toking Tanya little know fact: toking tanya was the inspiration for tina belcher
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Just lol if you don't pick an owl for your pet for weed delivery services!
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the edibles kick into overdrive right as charms master filius flitwick enters the class and when you see that furry little goofball toddling around you lean over to ron and are like "goddamit, ronald, I can't deal with thiiiiiis right now"
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SciFiDownBeat posted:The Half-Baked Prince Harry: "haha oh wow man a talking horse? Hey girl, you hungry?" Horse: "it's CENTAUR you racist piece of poo poo. But yeah, i could fuckin eat." |
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mysterious frankie posted:the edibles kick into overdrive right as charms master filius flitwick enters the class and when you see that furry little goofball toddling around you lean over to ron and are like "goddamit, ronald, I can't deal with thiiiiiis right now" |
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uhh, 420 and a half? |
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alnilam posted:uhh, 420 and a half? |
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Yeah, like, all this magic stuff is cool and all, but check this poo poo out... *puts on Frasier* *hits mute* *puts on 1982's Eye in the Sky by The Alan Parsons Project* *tilts witching hat back and eyes you expectantly* I mean, right? *lights fanciful churchwarden with wand, inhales deeply then speaks hoarsely, expelling plume of blue smoke* RIGHT? ---------------- |
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My alternate song related one has to do with the Sorting Hat being put on your (stoned) head and then, instead of saying which house you belong in, it goes I AM IRON MAAAAAAN
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So they're in the train compartment right and they're hotboxing the heck out of Hermione and so she does a spell that turns the weed smoke to some gas girls like but boys don't and then Ron and Harry have to leave. When they're gone Hermione and the Patil twins eat shrooms and look at the powerlines out the train windo. |
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mysterious frankie posted:My alternate song related one has to do with the Sorting Hat being put on your (stoned) head and then, instead of saying which house you belong in, it goes I AM IRON MAAAAAAN lol ---------------- |
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Daniel Radcliffe (and like all of the actors from those movies) probably has gotten high at some point in his life so in a way this entire thread is real
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you cant tell me the wesley twins arent growing some premo loud |
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if you have wizard eyes, smoking weed will actually make the world seem mundane |
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cda posted:420 and a dime |
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harry potter: "i've figured it out! hagrid got that enormous 3 headed guard dog and all those camouflage nets to hide a powerful magic artifact called the sorcerer's stone!" hagrid, nervously: "uhh, yes, exactly. you've figured it out. ill give you directions on exactly how you locate the artifact, and please don't mention this to anyone else" |
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canyoneer posted:harry potter: "i've figured it out! hagrid got that enormous 3 headed guard dog and all those camouflage nets to hide a powerful magic artifact called the sorcerer's stone!" Lol |
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Dumbledore strums his fingers across the table, watching tight-lipped as the Sorting Hat resignedly sighs "Chad is also Hufflepuff...." from atop the face of a twenty-something year old man laying on his back on the stool. Several other newly-minted Hufflepuff students hoot and high-five, and one shotguns a butterbeer. "Those last four students are assuredly not ten years old, Dumbledore!" hissed Professor McGonagall, glaring at the spectacle. Dumbledore winces and replies in a strained voice "The owls are never wrong." Chad's muffled voice is barely audible - "Dude, the inside of the hat moves too while it's talking, this is hosed up" |
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*Group of stoned returning wizards talking to a freshman* "Yeah man, you just like, run through the wall there, and it takes you to the secret wizard train station!" *Everyone snickers* "Really man? Far out!" *New wizard runs face first into a wall and falls down comically* *Pranksters crack up laughing* "Aww guys, I knew that couldn't be a real thing!" *Everyone walks through the wall 10 feet to the left that really takes you to the secret wizard train station*
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"first year students are not permitted to go into the forbidden forest." "why?" "there are dangerous things in there. giant spiders, wild centaur, unicorn blood, and unspeakable evil." Later... "Yo hagrid hook a wizard up with some primo kush" "Dumble D I got you covered." hagrid pulls out vacuum sealed bags of dank nugs labeled "giant spiders", "wild centaur", "unicorn blood" and "unspeakable evil". |
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canyoneer posted:hagrid pulls out vacuum sealed bags of dank nugs labeled "giant spiders", "wild centaur", "unicorn blood" and "unspeakable evil". |
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