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was that really part of the book? 1st years couldn't go into the forest, but 2nd years could? so something from being an 11 year old to being a 12 year old meant you could deal with a hostile magical forest? |
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Feb 3, 2018 08:32
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I scanned through pages one and two and nobody mentioned "The Magicians," which is basically this premise.
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osirisisdead posted:I scanned through pages one and two and nobody mentioned "The Magicians," which is basically this premise. page three is all about that dude... |
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SciFiDownBeat posted:harry rolling up a fatty outside hagrid's but he forgot his wand in his dorm so he thinks about voldemort and sticks the end of the blunt on his forehead lol |
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Harry, years after school and wishing to remember his Glory days pumps iron in the garage while Ginny watches their kid. He lights up a huge blunt and puts on a Weird Sisters album. "i used to be a big deal" he says aloud, to no one in particular. |
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darth_pizza posted:Harry, years after school and wishing to remember his Glory days pumps iron in the garage while Ginny watches their kid. He lights up a huge blunt and puts on a Weird Sisters album. "i used to be a big deal" he says aloud, to no one in particular. |
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Feb 4, 2018 03:24
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The Boy Who Blazed |
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Feb 4, 2018 04:39
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Cod-sharwnit! Filtch confinscated my gillyweed again. I swear, if I catch him, and his cat, sing hymns to the merfolk, I'm calling student services. |
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Feb 13, 2018 23:30
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that flying car was boxed as gently caress |
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Feb 15, 2018 19:31
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The car wasn't even on man.. |
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Feb 20, 2018 00:09
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They call it the whomping willow bc you take one hit and get knocked dafuq out |
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Feb 20, 2018 00:09
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Ollivanders wand shop, but for weed strains. "Ah yes, this one. A very light sativa, called Gandolph's Delight - mild buzz, long lasting, smells nice" *customer looks blankly at him* "alright, not that one. Eh, how about a small pouch of HufflePuff Puff'n Stuff - hallucinogenic, bitter flavor... no no this won't do..." he goes on like this for hours until he finds the one for you. "one does not find a strain, the strain finds you" is just an excuse for him doddering around the shop recommending various kinds
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darth_pizza posted:Ollivanders wand shop, but for weed strains. Where do you keep your Womping Willow old timer? |
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TVsVeryOwn posted:Where do you keep your Womping Willow old timer? Oh for that you go to those awful Weasley boys. Their smoke shop is the bane of my existence! Weasley's Wizard Wheezes indeed!
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Feb 20, 2018 03:10
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i'm amuggle, stoned on regular weed, and i'm walking around hogwarts
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the ontyl one who knows why i'm acting this way is hermione, and shes struggling to explain it to ron
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Feb 20, 2018 04:15
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"Marijuana," she says very precisely, flipping through the pages of Home Life and Social Habits of British Muggles, trying to find the picture of a weed leaf
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darth_pizza posted:Ollivanders wand shop, but for weed strains. "The weed choozes the wizard" *jar of "OG curse kush" starts to rattle and bursts open, its contents flying into an ancient arcane bong which levitates onto the wizards lips and lights itself, smoking him out intensely "I love magic weed." |
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Feb 20, 2018 04:21
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I'm pretty sure that Hermione would use the archaic "marihuana" with a slight overemphasis on the pronunciation of the h.
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Is Hermione not woke enough to call it cannabis? |
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Feb 20, 2018 04:27
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*Pulls out that magic map that shows where everyone is and where they are going at Hogwarts, watching most of the students and faculty just walking back and forth from the dispensary and cafeteria*
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Mr granger: Time to blaze this. hermoine: not if i blaze it firs. t. Mr Grange: relax. there's plenty to go around. Hermione: I'm a fiend. I can smok eeverything you have. Mrs. Granger: Bullshit. ---------------- |
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cda posted:Mr granger: Time to blaze this. |
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The Weasley Twins get caught selling paraphernalia to 2nd Years but Snapes, being the Half Bong Prince, lets them slide for a quarter of primo Hagrid Hash. Professor McGonigal of course confiscates it, to share with the faculty sealing the deal. 10 points to Gryffindor!
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if I was Hagrid and I was riding that flying bike around while stoned I feel like I'd be falling off that thing a lot while stoned, because I'd have a sudden realization of how friggin' weird it was that I was doing that. I can't even make waffles in one of the waffle makers that lets you flip it over to reveal a second waffle makes so that you can make two waffles at once while high without being like "man being alive is just a thing right now"
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"So this is that muggle marijuana I've read about." Arthur Weasley holds up a baggie half full of primo kush. Ron and Harry are standing in front of him, sheepishly looking from the patriarch to each other. "It certainly has a potent smell." Arthur pulls out a nugget the size of his thumb and takes a bite out of it. "A very...earth texture. Kind of sticks to the teeth but... wait, yes! I can feel it! I'm getting muggle high!" The boys looks on in horror as Arthur continues to chew through several Sickles worth of dope. Later, when all is quiet in the Weasley house, Arthur settles into his arm chair and places the tip of his wand against his head. "loving idiot kids," he mutters, before casting a spell that magically alters his brain chemistry, immediately sending him into a euphoric hallucination of his Dreamscape. |
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Bartender: Beg your pardon Ms Granger, but you can't smoke that marijuana cigarette in 'ere! Hermione: shut up *smashes bottle* Ill loving kill you |
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albany academy posted:Bartender: Beg your pardon Ms Granger, but you can't smoke that marijuana cigarette in 'ere! |
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osirisisdead posted:I'm pretty sure that Hermione would use the archaic "marihuana" with a slight overemphasis on the pronunciation of the h. "It's marihhhuaana, not marihuannaaa!" |
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Snape: you were seen by no less than eight muggles! Ron: but professor, my eyes were closed. They can't see me if my eyes are closed, right? Harry: *drips visine into his eyes from the tip of his wand* Snape, quietly to McGonagall: is... is that right? McGonagall, giggling: yes, severus, it checks out. Snape: gently caress Harry: *buuurp* Dumbledore: lol *finger guns at Harry * |
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