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spinderella
Jul 15, 2017

by FactsAreUseless

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By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


Goofus gets the same response, just replace "introduce" with "warn about".

fatal oopsie-daisy
Jul 30, 2007

by R. Guyovich
now i'm positive that Spinster isn't Pick because she's shown herself capable of making a good post

Creamed Cormp
Jan 8, 2011

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

literally said "oh yeah riiiiiighhht... Spinster was an adult in the 80s, that explains a lot" out loud as if I had solved a case

Split Pea Superman
Dec 16, 2010

by FactsAreUseless
Fun Shoe
These are all great :five:

Blue Train
Jun 17, 2012

Creamed Cormp posted:

literally said "oh yeah riiiiiighhht... Spinster was an adult in the 80s, that explains a lot" out loud as if I had solved a case

Simply everyone's taking cocaine

Jailbrekr
Apr 8, 2002
A TOWN LEVELED BY AN EXPLOSION? DOZENS LIKELY KILLED? OH GOD LET ME SEE THAT SWEET VIDEO OH MY GOD I'M CUMMING
:fap::fap::fap::fap::fap::fap::fap::fap:
This would make a good coffee table book. So will you be publishing it? I know a few folks who'd get a kick out of this.

Squish
Nov 22, 2007

Unrelenting.
Lipstick Apathy

Spinster posted:

No, I just suck at proportions and perspective but I don't let it stop me.




Nah, to me it looks like you're spot on.

General Dog
Apr 26, 2008

Everybody's working for the weekend

Goofs fails to warn his date about the 2 ft deep hole at the foot of his couch

spinderella
Jul 15, 2017

by FactsAreUseless

General Dog posted:

Goofs fails to warn his date about the 2 ft deep hole at the foot of his couch

A symbolic depiction of how small she feels at that moment.


:wink:

PathAsc
Nov 15, 2011

Hail SS-18 Satan may he cleanse us with nuclear fire

PISS TAPE IS REAL

Drawgoons are good goons

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

.
Spinster is, and always will be, one of the best things to come from this site. I hope someone instructed her on how to post these on Twitter. She deserves to be more internet famous than just here.

Blue Train
Jun 17, 2012

Spinster posted:

A symbolic depiction of how small she feels at that moment.


:wink:

GRINDCORE MEGGIDO
Feb 28, 1985


Creamed Cormp posted:

literally said "oh yeah riiiiiighhht... Spinster was an adult in the 80s, that explains a lot" out loud as if I had solved a case

I was an adult in the 90s and would love a drug tray at a date, would own.

WEED AND HALLUCINOGENS PLEASE GOONETTES

insulated staircase
Aug 21, 2014

you need to get paid for these they're great

Hellsau
Jan 14, 2010

NEVER FUCKING TAKE A NIGHT OFF CLAN WARS.

insulated staircase posted:

you need to get paid for these they're great

Alternatively, call up Aziz Ansari and get laid for these.

gnarlyhotep
Sep 30, 2008

by Lowtax
Oven Wrangler

Hellsau posted:

Alternatively, call up Aziz Ansari and get laid for these.

What would I say to Aziz Ansari to get laid for these?

"Hi Aziz, there are some drawings on this website. Can we get it on?"

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


Should work. He's as goony as the rest of us.

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo
Spin you draw his face extremely well. I have to ask, is the woman someone you know? And yes, why aren’t you marketing this poo poo? Bank baby. Take SA with you please.

gnarlyhotep
Sep 30, 2008

by Lowtax
Oven Wrangler

gnarlyhotep posted:

What would I say to Aziz Ansari to get laid for these?

"Hi Aziz, there are some drawings on this website. Can we get it on?"

you alter-posting guys need to step up your game

lmao

That strange guy
Dec 14, 2014

It's not strange if we never mention it again.
Goofus shitposts in good threads


gnarlyhotep posted:

What would I say to Aziz Ansari to get laid for these?

"Hi Aziz, there are some drawings on this website. Can we get it on?"

Gallant ....
sorry still Goofus

gnarlyhotep posted:

you alter-posting guys need to step up your game

lmao

spinderella
Jul 15, 2017

by FactsAreUseless

spinderella
Jul 15, 2017

by FactsAreUseless

spinderella
Jul 15, 2017

by FactsAreUseless
:love:

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Bogus Adventure
Jan 11, 2017

More like "Bulges Adventure"
:golfclap:

Cactus Ghost
Dec 20, 2003

you can actually inflate your scrote pretty safely with sterile saline, syringes, needles, and aseptic technique. its a niche kink iirc

the saline just slowly gets absorbed into your blood but in the meantime you got a big round smooth distended nutsack

i feel like aziz would have the sense of humor to appreciate these

i mean, he is a comedian

doverhog
May 31, 2013

Defender of democracy and human rights 🇺🇦
I never finished the Aziz thread, what was the consensus? Was it just a bad date? Did he rape? Should creepy manlets avoid human contact? Summarize, please.

mind the walrus
Sep 22, 2006

I'm still not sure why she stuck around but hey good for Aziz. Lovely drawing by the by.

Ponies Ist Krieg
Dec 10, 2017

doverhog posted:

I never finished the Aziz thread, what was the consensus? Was it just a bad date? Did he rape? Should creepy manlets avoid human contact? Summarize, please.

well, it turns out that replacing your sex drive with endless opiate consumption is the correct course of action if you like to live your life by schizophrenic Internet ramblings (I do. I love doing that)

its gassed you should read it, it got real good.

Ponies Ist Krieg fucked around with this message at 09:40 on Jan 28, 2018

doverhog
May 31, 2013

Defender of democracy and human rights 🇺🇦

mind the walrus posted:

I'm still not sure why she stuck around but hey good for Aziz. Lovely drawing by the by.

For the free drugs, doh.

cnut
May 3, 2016

spinderella
Jul 15, 2017

by FactsAreUseless

doverhog posted:

I never finished the Aziz thread, what was the consensus? Was it just a bad date? Did he rape? Should creepy manlets avoid human contact? Summarize, please.

If I thought it was rape I would not have made the thread. The actions described however: ughhhhh.

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


Why had he not been invited to join the fold as of yet? His tale is more cringeworthy as the printer carrying goon.

Klyith
Aug 3, 2007

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doverhog posted:

I never finished the Aziz thread, what was the consensus? Was it just a bad date? Did he rape? Should creepy manlets avoid human contact? Summarize, please.

They're both terrible. Aziz Ansari is a super-creep, and the chick is an idiot who ignored all the obvious signs this was gonna be a bang and boot in favor of some imaginary romantic courtship.


Gallant sees that his date is not putting out, so he calls an uber and lets her sit on the front step while he flips through his rolodex looking for some quick action.

Goofus gets turned down a couple times and then spends a whole night playing grab-rear end until his date is worn down to giving him a half-hearted blowie.

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


Gallant got the moves and the style.

Code Jockey
Jan 24, 2006

69420 basic bytes free
fantastic thread spin and I love your style :golfclap:

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

(▰˘v˘▰)
Good work spinster

Quite A Tool
Jul 4, 2004

The answer is... 42
Spinster - god bless.

cnut
May 3, 2016

*bles

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Milkfred E. Moore
Aug 27, 2006

'It's easier to imagine the end of the world than the end of capitalism.'
I liked the ending :shobon:

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