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MaxxBot
Oct 6, 2003

you could have clapped

you should have clapped!!

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Mayor Dave
Feb 20, 2009

Bernie the Snow Clown
Jeb status: mess

Mayor Dave
Feb 20, 2009

Bernie the Snow Clown
BTW the user name power word: Jeb! is extremely strong

Sheng-Ji Yang
Mar 5, 2014


that jeb lets play is loving hilarious

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

I still don't understand why I'm still obsessed with the concept of Jeb!

It's probably because I can relate to him, I had a presentation today and no one clapped at the end.

etalian has issued a correction as of 23:51 on Jan 26, 2018

ferroque
Oct 27, 2007

etalian posted:

I still don't understand why I'm still obsessed with the concept of Jeb!

It's probably because I can relate to him, I had a presentation today and no one clapped at the end.

Did you politely ask them to clap like Jeb! would have?

Pf. Hikikomoriarty
Feb 15, 2003

RO YNSHO


Slippery Tilde

Mayor Dave posted:

BTW the user name power word: Jeb! is extremely strong

:goku:

The Unnamed One
Jan 13, 2012

"BOOM!"

Mayor Dave posted:

BTW the user name power word: Jeb! is extremely strong

Jeb! is the killing word.

Vox Nihili
May 28, 2008
https://twitter.com/JebBush/status/956975277007147013

He's still got it...

MaxxBot
Oct 6, 2003

you could have clapped

you should have clapped!!

MaxxBot
Oct 6, 2003

you could have clapped

you should have clapped!!
Low-energy thread :sad:

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




this thread is now a jeb containment station and i will punish jebposting i encounter outside of this thread

Calibanibal
Aug 25, 2015

i cant join this crew, i have too much energy. i cant stop

im soryr

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

Misogynice Job! posted:

Did you politely ask them to clap like Jeb! would have?

They were kicking me out.

Thump!
Nov 25, 2007

Look, fat, here's the fact, Kulak!



JEB!!!

logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler
i haven't stopped clapping since 2016, my hands are stubs, my family has left me, and i have been evicted due to the noise. but i will never stop

logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler
i type with a chopstick that i have stuck to my forehead, which i call "little jeb"

Gringostar
Nov 12, 2016
Morbid Hound
pictured: the only bushes to be presidents



missing: jeb

The Aardvark
Aug 19, 2013


Does Jeb! eat all his meals from those guacamole bowls?

MaxxBot
Oct 6, 2003

you could have clapped

you should have clapped!!

Squizzle posted:

this thread is now a jeb containment station and i will punish jebposting i encounter outside of this thread

Cuck

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

Do you think Jeb! ever watches documentary footage of people applauding Stalin or Kim Jong Un.

Imagine a situation in which people had to clap...

Jewel Repetition
Dec 24, 2012

Ask me about Briar Rose and Chicken Chaser.

BONGHITZ
Jan 1, 1970

Taintrunner
Apr 10, 2017

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

gently caress jeb I hope he dies alone, crying, as everyone claps outside his gulag cell cheering the departure of this godforsaken brother of a war criminal

Gringostar
Nov 12, 2016
Morbid Hound

Taintrunner posted:

gently caress jeb I hope he dies alone, crying, as everyone claps outside his gulag cell cheering the departure of this godforsaken brother of a war criminal

clapping for jeb is what he craves

what he needs to feel anything anymore

not even the murder of a homeless person with his bare hands brings any satisfaction to his cold dead heart

please clap

MaxxBot
Oct 6, 2003

you could have clapped

you should have clapped!!
Please listen...

https://twitter.com/FDRLST/status/958112017688223744

Yes, he talks about guac! Cuck Yeah!

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

I'm really depressed that Texas A&M didn't steam a Jeb! taught class online.

Gringostar
Nov 12, 2016
Morbid Hound

etalian posted:

I'm really depressed that Texas A&M didn't steam a Jeb! taught class online.

rick perry would go back to school just to get a d in cuck

Top City Homo
Oct 15, 2014


Ramrod XTreme

1994 Toyota Celica
Sep 11, 2008

by Nyc_Tattoo

holy lol

Gringostar
Nov 12, 2016
Morbid Hound
https://i.imgur.com/W33fhSx.gifv

Top City Homo
Oct 15, 2014


Ramrod XTreme

zeal posted:

holy lol

look closer

The Nastier Nate
May 22, 2005

All aboard the corona bus!

HONK! HONK!


Yams Fan
Jeb knew about the piss tape, the Russian mafia connections, the money laundering and his cousin Billy had the pussygrabbing tape.

But Jeb is such a stand up guy he didn’t use any of it and wanted to win on his ideas and winning personality.

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

I had a dream last night that people were clapping after I made a inspiring speech.

Vox Nihili
May 28, 2008
Thinking about that GOP debate where Rubio clowned on Jeb! with the most obvious, practiced, mechanical response and Jeb! was still left speechless. Even Rubio...

Gringostar
Nov 12, 2016
Morbid Hound

Vox Nihili posted:

Thinking about that GOP debate where Rubio clowned on Jeb! with the most obvious, practiced, mechanical response and Jeb! was still left speechless. Even Rubio...

JEB!: the early years

Coolness Averted
Feb 20, 2007

oh don't worry, I can't smell asparagus piss, it's in my DNA

GO HOGG WILD!
🐗🐗🐗🐗🐗
i-I still believe

MaxxBot
Oct 6, 2003

you could have clapped

you should have clapped!!

Coolness Averted posted:

i-I still believe

Slow and steady wins the race!

Vox Nihili
May 28, 2008
hes weaker, hes fatter, and low energy too,
hes the first member of the jeb bush crew

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Frijolero
Jan 24, 2009

by Nyc_Tattoo
Has anyone said "they took our Jebs" yet?

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