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MaxxBot
Oct 6, 2003

you could have clapped

you should have clapped!!
Don't Worry!

Jeb! Can Fix It!

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BONGHITZ
Jan 1, 1970

i forgot that jeb is brave enough to alter history by killing a baby

Gringostar
Nov 12, 2016
Morbid Hound
i say we can clap if want to if we don't nobody will
and you can clap real rude and totally removed and i can clap like an imbecile
i say we can clap, we can clap everything out control
we can clap, we can clap we're doing it wall to wall
we can clap, we can clap everybody look at your hands
we can clap, we can clap everybody takin' the chance
safety clap
oh well the safety clap
ah yes the safety clap

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

imagine Jeb! making low energy love to his wife...

BONGHITZ
Jan 1, 1970

imagine Jeb traveling back in time. slowly

Top City Homo
Oct 15, 2014


Ramrod XTreme
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3fr9m2cmbYo


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MFT3AhxwCzU

Shark Sandwich
Sep 6, 2010

by R. Guyovich
jeb! is gonna gerald ford his way into the oval office

MaxxBot
Oct 6, 2003

you could have clapped

you should have clapped!!
Jeb! is a MESS

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

Shark Sandwich posted:

jeb! is gonna gerald ford his way into the oval office

tripping and bouncing down the stairs?

Coolness Averted
Feb 20, 2007

oh don't worry, I can't smell asparagus piss, it's in my DNA

GO HOGG WILD!
🐗🐗🐗🐗🐗

etalian posted:

tripping and bouncing down the stairs?

a kinder, gentler time when snl impersonations of the president were funny

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

Jeb! lost in California

http://theava.com/archives/78611

quote:

Jeb Bush was in town lecturing last week. Remember him during the Republican presidential debates? The guy on the left with the hip rimless glasses and the perpetually stunned look on his face? At first blush his appearance at my local downtown theatre was a miracle; he must’ve figured some way to tack 50 points onto his IQ from back then. Here was a coulda-been American president person in the flesh who spoke in complete sentences without a grammatical error. He listened respectfully to his questioner and actually answered his questions. He didn’t wave his fists, jut his chin out like a nasty cartoon character, or insult anyone, present or not. He didn’t call anyone a racist or a rapist, bad-mouth anybody’s facelift or announce axing anyone else from his Cabinet. He was articulate and dignified. And it was clear he can almost certainly both read and write. By comparison, Jeb was a breath of fresh ocean breeze.

Attending a Jeb! lecture and clapping like my life depends on it is a bucket list item.

Top City Homo
Oct 15, 2014


Ramrod XTreme

MaxxBot posted:

Jeb! is a MESS

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NiAUIM8cw2I

The Nastier Nate
May 22, 2005

All aboard the corona bus!

HONK! HONK!


Yams Fan
List of good things about Jeb:

- he has probably not committed any sexual assaults like his dad
- has not committed any war crimes like his brother
- is smart enough to know he will never be president
- makes a mean guac

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

The Nastier Nate posted:

List of good things about Jeb:
- makes a mean guac

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ehBo1N_P-co

Jewel Repetition
Dec 24, 2012

Ask me about Briar Rose and Chicken Chaser.

Coolness Averted posted:

a kinder, gentler time when snl impersonations of the president were funny

Is it accurate to say Trump is the least funny SNL president ever, in spite of being the funniest actual president ever

Frijolero
Jan 24, 2009

by Nyc_Tattoo
Jeb was born with a silver thumb up his rear end laffo

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

Frijolero posted:

Jeb was born with a silver thumb up his rear end laffo

Jeb bullied poor students at college but then ended up getting bullied by Trump on national TV

Mayor Dave
Feb 20, 2009

Bernie the Snow Clown

Jeb! Repetition posted:

Is it accurate to say Trump is the least funny SNL president ever, in spite of being the funniest actual president ever

hillary

Coolness Averted
Feb 20, 2007

oh don't worry, I can't smell asparagus piss, it's in my DNA

GO HOGG WILD!
🐗🐗🐗🐗🐗

on earth-2 Alec Baldwin does a moderately passable Hillary Clinton. Woke twitter crucifies him for mocking transwomen.

Top City Homo
Oct 15, 2014


Ramrod XTreme

etalian posted:

Jeb bullied poor students at college but then ended up getting bullied by Trump on national TV

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6u4ejzv4SPo

Shear Modulus
Jun 9, 2010



The Virgin Trump:
- Harassment of women only extends to women who are currently alive

The Chad Jeb!:
- Humiliated and tortured a woman who was already braindead and let all of America watch.

Shear Modulus has issued a correction as of 23:26 on Feb 15, 2018

Soulfucker
Feb 15, 2012

i,m going to kill myself on friday #wow #whoa
Fun Shoe
This is the thread the forum needs.

Shear Modulus
Jun 9, 2010



The Virgin Trump:
- Needed Russian intelligence agencies and Hillary's incompetence to win an election on a technicality, is painfully insecure about it

The Chad Jeb!:
- Stole a presidential election for his brother on his own but doesn't need to brag about it

Top City Homo
Oct 15, 2014


Ramrod XTreme

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

Shear Modulus posted:

The Virgin Trump:
- Harassment of women only extends to women who are currently alive

The Chad Jeb!:
- Humiliated a woman who was already braindead and let all of America watch.

The Virgin Trump
-Used discriminatory housing policies to keep black renters out of his nyc properties

The Chad Jeb!
-Punched a black protester in the face

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UFkjq4wmYwI

etalian has issued a correction as of 22:59 on Feb 15, 2018

MaxxBot
Oct 6, 2003

you could have clapped

you should have clapped!!

He means 2020!

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

MaxxBot posted:

He means 2020!

Jeb! will be locking away everyone who didn't clap

Mythical Moderate
Jul 5, 2002

My heart and actions are utterly unclouded. They are all those of 'Justice'.




MaxxBot posted:

He means 2020!

After America becomes fatigued with our current high energy president, Jeb! will be a lock for 2020!

Top City Homo
Oct 15, 2014


Ramrod XTreme

Mythical Moderate posted:

After America becomes fatigued with our current high energy president, Jeb! will be a lock for 2020!

WOW! President JEB!

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

Top City Homo posted:

WOW! President JEB!

Forced to clap for a guac recipe that has peas

Gringostar
Nov 12, 2016
Morbid Hound

Mythical Moderate posted:

After America becomes fatigued with our current high energy president, Jeb! will be a lock for 2020!

in the land of cucks the lowest energy cuck is president

Top City Homo
Oct 15, 2014


Ramrod XTreme

MaxxBot
Oct 6, 2003

you could have clapped

you should have clapped!!

MaxxBot
Oct 6, 2003

you could have clapped

you should have clapped!!
What a MESS!

Top City Homo
Oct 15, 2014


Ramrod XTreme
that Rotary club chairman was rude

Shark Sandwich
Sep 6, 2010

by R. Guyovich
In the Jeb! timeline C-SPAM is a guac-themed subforum of GWS

WampaLord
Jan 14, 2010

Stinky Wizzleteats
Nov 26, 2015

tv series idea: every week jeb reads a name of a historical figure out of a hat and goes back in time to infanticide it

Jewel Repetition
Dec 24, 2012

Ask me about Briar Rose and Chicken Chaser.

Top City Homo posted:

that Rotary club chairman was rude

I'm guessing he was intentionally talking over his time because he thought they'd put up with the future president doing it but the chairman called his bluff

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Top City Homo
Oct 15, 2014


Ramrod XTreme

Jeb! Repetition posted:

I'm guessing he was intentionally talking over his time because he thought they'd put up with the future president doing it but the chairman called his bluff

JEB!

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